Archive for ‘April, 2011’

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Undeniable Parallels

by Joel on April 30, 2011 at 6:08 am
Posted In: Comics, Lo-FiJINKS
Undeniable Parallels

I watched Waterworld this weekend… again. For like the 500th time. At this points it’s unfair to even call it a “guilty pleasure.” It’s just a pleasure. There is so much to hate about that movie, but for some reason I find the whole to be vastly greater (or at least more enjoyable) than the [...]

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Something Blue

by Joel on April 29, 2011 at 5:04 pm
Posted In: Comics
Coming up next: Previously classified photos of Winston Churchill have surfaced in which the former prime minister appears to be overseeing a secret wartime project designed to fight the Nazis with large, fancy hot water heaters.

“The Doctor Is In” shirt based off the “You’re The Last of The Time Lords, Charlie Brown” comic is here! NEW HE PODCAST - Episode 83 “Ass Merkins” Please enjoy this comic sans any sort of commentary or post regarding a 20 million pound party thrown for some fancy pants inbreds, and paid for by people [...]

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Blasphormers

by Joel on April 27, 2011 at 6:57 am
Posted In: Comics
For you've got the touch, the power and the glory forever. Amen.

My Heart Is A Hate-filled Pineapple T-Shirts are Alive and Pulsating @ Sharksplode!!! NEW HE PODCAST – Episode 83 “Ass Merkins” The soaps were scented in various Autobot flavors. Diesel for Optimus Prime, New Van Smell for Ironhide, Lilac for Bumblebee, and High Karate for Jazz. The events in this comic are 100% true in [...]

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The Ballerina And The Marmoset

by Joel on April 26, 2011 at 9:09 pm
Posted In: Comics
Fires Of Pompeii is one of the bands that formed after At The Drive In broke up, right?

“The Doctor Is In” shirt based off the “You’re The Last of The Time Lords, Charlie Brown” comic is here! NEW HE PODCAST – Episode 83 “Ass Merkins” I will save commenting on the Doctor Who season premiere, “The Impossible Astronaut,” until after I see part two. I will say that I really enjoyed what [...]

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With Fans Like These…

by Joel on April 25, 2011 at 7:39 pm
Posted In: Comics, Lo-FiJINKS
Josh also pulls this stunt on bearkskinrug.co.uk, canyoubearit.yes.yesican.edu and bearsareendangered.becauseimkillingthem.withmydick.gov

“The Doctor Is In” shirt based off the “You’re The Last of The Time Lords, Charlie Brown” comic is here! NEW HE PODCAST – Episode 83 “Ass Merkins” UPDATE 4/28/11: Some of you are upset that I’ve taken this position. Let me assure you that I wasn’t trying to just jump on the “hate Scott [...]

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Always Look On The Bright, Blinding Light Side Of Life

by Joel on April 22, 2011 at 2:23 am
Posted In: Comics, Lo-FiJINKS
Are you surviving hardly, or hardly surviving?

“The Doctor Is In” shirt based off the “You’re The Last of The Time Lords, Charlie Brown” comic is here! Guys, it is seriously not that bad. We are all up to our eyeballs in freaking skulls here! We’re motherfucking skull-rich! I am going to stand on top of this burned out husk of an [...]

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The Boy Who Landscaped

by Joel on April 21, 2011 at 3:09 am
Posted In: Comics
Most kids experiment with herbology at some point, but as a parent you really just hope they grow out of it before it becomes the only thing they care about. It's not that it's addictive. It's just that, for some kids, it keeps them from fulfilling their full magical potential.

“The Doctor Is In” shirt based off the “You’re The Last of The Time Lords, Charlie Brown” comic is here! Alternate Title: Peaches and Herbology Then, right as Neville lifts the Sword of Gryffindor above his head, his parents appear to him in an apparition and say, “Neville, it is ussssss. Yourrrr craaaazzzzzy parennnnts. We [...]

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Blue And Orange, Blue And Orange, Blue And Orange, Blue And Orange

by Joel on April 20, 2011 at 4:06 pm
Posted In: Comics
'You know. With my sperm... because of all the ejaculating.'

“The Doctor Is In” shirt based off the “You’re The Last of The Time Lords, Charlie Brown” comic is here! I guess the theme of this week’s comics is “things every geek loves that I have little to no personal experience with.” This comic marks a temporary lifting of my embargo on HijiNKS ENSUE comics [...]

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A Conundrum Of Fancy Chairs

by Joel on April 19, 2011 at 9:57 pm
Posted In: Comics
I thought they were just talking about a big group of thrones! You know, like a 'murder of crows,' or a 'tempest of aardvarks.' What about a cadaver of wallabies?

What I know about Game Of Thrones: It’s an HBO mini-series based off a very popular book series by George R. R. Martin (I assume that’s a Tolkien reference) and all geeks seem to love it. What I do not know about Game Of Thrones: Anything else. I can tell this is going to be [...]

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Gastrological Phenomena

by Joel on April 15, 2011 at 7:08 pm
Posted In: Comics, Lo-FiJINKS
Stay tuned for 'Anger Baking,' then 'Mein Bratwurst Kampf' follwed by 'Every Country But America Eats Penises'

[Posting this a few days late for my friend Mikey Neumann's birthday, but let's all pretend it's still Saturday. Shhh... nobody tell him.] My friend Mikey and I lived this comic via Twitter a few days ago, so I decided to draw it up as a birthday present to him. You may know him as [...]

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