Archive for ‘October, 2010’

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Of Draculas And Candy Corn

by Joel on October 29, 2010 at 4:01 pm
Posted In: Comics
It was either this or bikini Boba Fett and I dont think the world is ready for that kind of sexy.

Happy Halloween! Please do not smash my jack-o-lantern or murder my pets! Here, take some candy to stifle your Satan-fueled rage! There is a new HijiNKS ENSUE Podcast. Episode 67 is ready to download for free. Vault subscribers can get the uncut version of the show (unedited and almost 2 hours long) and the post [...]

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At The Late Night, Double Feature, Pitch Corrected Show

by Joel on October 27, 2010 at 4:53 am
Posted In: Comics
Nope. This here ain't Transexual Transylvania. This is Sensational Transylvania. Google Maps is always sendin' cross-dressin' folk to our town by mistake. What'cha wanna do is get back on the Interstate...

“In just seven days, I can make you a man which is totally cool because now I’m a girl so it’s not gay or anything.” I can’t tell if last night’s Rocky Horror Glee Show was more of a tribute or a trashing of the cult favorite musical. On one hand it exposed a new [...]

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The Measure Of A Fan

by Joel on October 25, 2010 at 10:17 pm
Posted In: Comics, Lo-FiJINKS
My mother will serve us Tranya. I hope you will relish it as much as I do.

I know this is super inside-baseball-pants for you non-Star Trek nerds, but I just got back from a two day stint at a Star Trek convention so please cut me some slack. Please feel free to cut a bit more slack (as long as slack is already being cut) for the Lo-FijiNKS comic. I was [...]

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We’re Calling This One Busted

by Joel on October 22, 2010 at 11:08 pm
Posted In: Comics
Oh sorry, I was't listening. It's just these birds... these birds are wicked angry.

DALLAS AREA FANCY BASTARDS: Come see me at Star Trek Fan Days this weekend (October 23rd – 24th) in Plano, TX. Riker, Data, Worf, Doc Brown, Draco Malfoy, and Captain Kirk will be there! More info HERE. Flip You Melon Farmer! The “Edited For Content” mug on up for sale NOW! The Laser Defense Grid [...]

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Yo, DIY! Let’s Kick It!

by Joel on October 21, 2010 at 7:26 am
Posted In: Comics
WARNING: For maximum effectiveness sprinklers should actually be set on a timer that runs alternating days at or around dusk and in accordance with the watering rules of your home owners association

“Word To Your Subcontractor.” When I watched The Vanilla Ice Project (which, as far as I can tell, is a real thing and NOT a practical joke being played on Robert Van Winkle, me or the public as a whole) I never got a clear impression if Mr. Van Winkle (“Vanilla” if you’re nasty) was [...]

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The Podcast Is Back!

by Joel on October 20, 2010 at 11:01 pm
Posted In: Blog

After 10 months in the land of wind and shadows the HijiNKS ENSUE podcast is back. I know many of you enjoy the podcast more than the comic (which is 100% fine by me) and that the podcast was really the anchor of the hardcore Fancy Bastard community. I never had any intention of putting [...]

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The Doctor Is Win

by Joel on October 18, 2010 at 6:08 am
Posted In: Comics
Balls.

Alternate Title: “Horrible Fears A Who” This comic started as a commission for a reader named Justin who I met at Dallas Animefest 2010. His idea was for a “Doctor vs. Doctor” duel with The Good Doctor triumphing over the horrible doctor. I finished the commission [which you can see HERE] and decided to take [...]

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It’s A Bird, It’s A Plane, It’s An Incredibly Handsome Plane

by Joel on October 15, 2010 at 10:28 am
Posted In: Comics
But... they're going to give me the electric chair.

Whatever crime Josh was being accused of, I’m certain that my testimony only served to strengthen his case. I obviously proved myself a credible witness of sound mind and sound theories about who should play the next Superman [hint: It's Jon Hamm]. Rumor: Jon Hamm as Superman in THE MAN OF STEEL? Do You Want [...]

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Ewok Stare Shirts Are In The Store!

by Joel on October 15, 2010 at 2:55 am
Posted In: Blog

Holy crap-pants you guys! The Ewok Stare shirts [based on THIS comic] are actually IN THE STORE! I am super proud of this design, as it took over a year and at least 6 complete do-overs to get right. If you would like to support HijiNKS ENSUE, picking up this shirt would be a great [...]

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Children Of A Lesser Marty

by Joel on October 13, 2010 at 6:02 pm
Posted In: Comics
Josh? Josh who? I don't uhhh, err so much as HAVE a cousin by the NAME of... ehhh Josh. And how DID you... errr GET this number? Numbers are funny... errrr things... don't you think?

The 25th Anniversary Blu Ray of Back To The Future is actually going to have the long fabled scenes of Eric Stoltz as Marty. It’s hard to believe they filmed for 5 weeks, then started over at it was still such great movie. There’s probably at least half a Michael J. Fox-free version of BTTF [...]

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