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July 6th, 2009
A Well-Reasoned Argument
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This idea has been stuck in my brain hole for a couple of months. I had to purge it lest I spend another night waking up in cold sweats screaming, “THE EWOKS! THEY ARE LIKE CARE BEARS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I CAN TASTE INSANITY AND IT TASTES LIKE SUNNY D!”
So, enjoy if you can. Otherwise wait and there will be another comic in it’s place eventually.
Here’s some news about the new Jedi-Free “Star Wars” TV Show.
- Confirmed: Star Wars Live Action TV Series Starts Shooting
- Live-Action Star Wars TV Series Gearing Up To Shoot In The Land Down Under?
- Star Wars TV Show To Be a Family Drama
UPDATE: There’s a desktop based on this comic in The Vault now
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Tags: 1980s cartoons, animation, care bears, cartoons, ewoks, movies, scifi, star wars
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July 6th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
I think that that was the end to the super retouched "Mega Ultimate Super Ultra Edition" that came out a few years back. It also shows the Emperor as a kid. Really good stuff.
July 6th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
Now THAT would be an awesome shirt…Care Ewoks destroying the Death Star through WUV!
July 7th, 2009 at 12:01 am
This begs the question: What other 80s shows tie can be used to substitute the Star Wars universe?
July 7th, 2009 at 12:15 am
Haha. Joel you're being too hard on yourself, this is hilarious.
July 7th, 2009 at 12:16 am
and wallpaper. the vault is begging for a new one.
July 7th, 2009 at 12:43 am
The comic is great, but it's Joel's expression in the last panel that's absofuckinglutely marvelously perfect. Much as I love your annoyed-Joel avatar, this is now my favorite Joelface in all of Hijinksity.
July 7th, 2009 at 12:54 am
Teddy Bear Stare!
July 7th, 2009 at 1:13 am
Inspired idea! And I'm with Eli.
I really like how the explosion (and the way the trees) was drawn. It looks so… organic, like watercolor on paper. Didn't know you could do that with a digital pen
July 7th, 2009 at 1:13 am
That is one gorgeous Care Ewok induced explosion.
July 7th, 2009 at 1:19 am
Death Star explode! Yub Yub!
July 7th, 2009 at 1:43 am
I think "absofuckinglutely" should be a real word. That's fantastic. Someone contact Oxford.
July 7th, 2009 at 1:49 am
I just realized how much Ewok I know. Echah Wah wah
July 7th, 2009 at 1:59 am
Had you not heard that before? I wish I had made it up. Not sure when I first heard this version, but the 1956 musical My Fair Lady uses "abso-bloomin'-lutely" in a song lyric.
July 7th, 2009 at 2:00 am
Had you not heard that before? I wish I had made it up. Not sure when I first heard this version, but the 1956 musical My Fair Lady uses "abso-bloomin'-lutely" in a song lyric.
July 7th, 2009 at 2:13 am
It's really not a surprise when you consider how much evil power the Care Bears wielded. Remember the clues in their movie? No? http://is.gd/1phQx (link via @micheleboyd)
July 7th, 2009 at 2:49 am
…..And Dark Heart is Darth Vader.
HOLY CRAP, IT ALL MAKES SENSE!
July 7th, 2009 at 2:51 am
Well, obviously Splinter is a hairy Obi-Wan and the ninja turtles represent Luke's mood swings.
July 7th, 2009 at 2:54 am
…or you mean they represent how he was four times as bitchy as the average teenager? Yeah, I can buy that.
July 7th, 2009 at 3:30 am
How about we reserve judgement on this new STAR WARS show until we see athe 1st episode, or @ least a more detailed preview? But yeah, ewoks are just too cute.
Joel, I like how u said Insanity tastes like SunnyD. Maybe it was just for you, because mine tastes like A1 steak sauce! I shudder to think of the evil Care Bears are capable of. What would Stephen Colbert say about that?
July 7th, 2009 at 5:31 am
I really wished there had been more Ewok dismemberment in Jedi. Blaster holes in their little furry chests. OMG their bleeding rainbow everywhere, get a tourniquet! MEDIC!!
July 7th, 2009 at 5:35 am
ITS A TRAP! Those Ewoks are fully operational!
July 7th, 2009 at 5:41 am
Care Bears would have kicked ass if Dark Heart actually had been Darth Vader…..although the show would have been over after the first episode slaughter of all the care bears.
July 7th, 2009 at 5:58 am
I think I just died laughing after reading your link
July 7th, 2009 at 11:18 am
Is there a way you can put Papa Smurf in Star Wars as well? And maybe My Little Pony…? Pleeeeeeeeease?
July 7th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Personally I think the Care Bears are overdue for an update themselves. For our more media-savvy and cynical age, I suggest the "Like-I-Care" Bears.
I'll be Snarky Bear. Who else is with me?
July 7th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Papa Smurf is Obi-Wan
July 7th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
I would buy a t-shirt that was based on panels 1 & 2.
July 7th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
I swear to God that when I saw this, I started freaking out and calling my friend so I could be like "Lucas is making some fucking stupid change to the end of RotJ!!!" And then I realized it was just you having a laugh.
Scary, though, that the scenario seems so plausible…
July 7th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
Ever seen Bear Nuts?
It's pretty similar.
July 7th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
Well, Leonardo is his stuck up goody two shoes attitude.
Raphael is his at his angst-iest.
Michaelangelo is how he used to act with Biggs.
And Donatello is that one time he fixed R2D2.
July 7th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
What about replacing the tauntauns with my little ponies.
Maybe the smell would better on the inside.
July 7th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
CARE BEAR GLARE!!
July 8th, 2009 at 1:38 am
That's no moon…
July 8th, 2009 at 4:10 am
I would as well.
July 8th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
This dovetails quite nicely with my own theory that the Care Bears were LSD dealers. Think about it, they do a countdown and all of a sudden bright lights are everywhere. I've held onto this for years and only shared it with a trusted few. But with this, the time has come to spread the word.
Care Bears love acid.
July 10th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
I laughed so hard at this comic that my husband came in the room to see what was wrong. He didn't get it.
Every one of your strips I want to send to someone but I can never think of anyone that has the right variety of geekiness. Apparently I need new friends.
July 20th, 2009 at 11:37 am
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August 11th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Brilliant! Talk about implanting false memories! I wonder how many of us will now remember it this way?
September 12th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
Question, How long has it been since that show was first announced? and why does anyone care about it anymore?
September 13th, 2009 at 5:04 am
Question, How long has it been since this comic was first posted? And why do you care about it anymore?
September 13th, 2009 at 6:07 am
I could ask you the same thing. Be nice. Thats the only rule.
September 23rd, 2009 at 9:53 am
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