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As many of you already know, the hard drive in my Macbook Pro died last week. It was working just fine then all of a sudden my machine locked up. I had just plugged in an external webcam so I assumed this caused some sort of conflict and rebooted the machine. …click ….click ….click … [...]
I’m fairly certain “Batman and Robin” was never actually unleashed on the public in 1080p super-crisp-bat-nipple-ocular-assault format, but the possibility alone is enough to make me wear a welder’s mask at all times. If you are foolish enough to watch “BatNips” please do so through an appropriate Rifftrax filter. I honestly thought I would never [...]
Full Title: “Watch Me Crank Dat Statham Boy, Then IronMan Dat Hoe” [the hoe in question being either Amy Smart or Pepper Potts] Maybe Iron Man should call his friend, James “BROdey” Rhodes. Guys, come in close. Closer. I want to level with you for a minute. I want to bare my soul. This comic [...]
Last weekend was Dallas Comic Con. I didn’t go but Denise and Eli made it out to take some pics. Colonel Tigh (Michael Hogan) was there sans eye patch which seemed like a problem that should have been rectified. I can only hope that he answered each question in the affirmative by letting out that [...]
Lucas has a discreet taxidermist who stuffed and mounted all of the Ewoks. Apparently their outer coat of fur is easily removed with a naturally occurring zipper, but their inner “skin-layer” is more difficult. Also midgets don’t like being stuffed. David Prowse, who portrayed Darth Vader‘s torso and limbs in the original Star Wars trilogy, [...]
Let me preface by saying that I am in no way making fun of the situation, the people that were killed or the brave men and women that performed the rescue operation. I am making fun of the fact that it is 2000-and-fucking-9 and THERE ARE STILL ACTUAL PIRATES! How does this happen? How are [...]
My hosting woes are well documented. Even celebrated in some circles. All of that is in the past now that I have partnered with two intrepid Fancy Bastards to build a robust and reliable home for all things HijiNKS Ensue. Alex and Josh, both long time HE readers, approached me last year about helping me [...]
FOX employees are called “Sadness Technicians.” I guess it’s true that a tiger can’t change its stripes and a FOX can’t change its douchebaggery. Long story short, FOX is not going to air the 13th (and likely last ever) episode of “Dollhouse.” This news made fem-geek and “Dr. Horrible” star Felica Day sad, seeing as [...]
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Dallas Comic Con May 19, 2012 / Dallas, TX with Something Positive.
Phoenix Comicon - May 24-27, 2012 / Phoenix, AZ with Blind Ferret.
San Diego Comic-Con - July 12-15, 2012 / San Diego, CA with Blind Ferret
Toronto Fan Expo - Aug 23-26, 2012 / Toronto, ON with Blind Ferret
NYCC - Oct 11-14, 2012 / New York, NY with Blind Ferret
