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Monthly Archives: January 2008
I really do love a good trainwreck
Yes, this is total schadenfreude, and probably means I’m shallow, but hey, whatev’s.
On to the fantastic news: The crazy train has made it’s final stop.
I mean, if you are going to go out, go out with a motherfucking bang. Own that shit. Own it and love it. Own it like Scarface with a face full of cocaine and a god damned machine gun.
I really wish this would have ended with her beating a tank with an umbrella.
Doug Benson Love(d) Movies
I was looking for something funny to listen to while I draw the comic and came across Doug Benson Love’s Movies. It’s a comedy Podcast where Doug Benson (from VH1’s Best Week Ever) and another comedian talk about the movies that are coming out that week and destroy them. Looks like they stopped producing the show sometime last year, so i am going through the archives now. There are about 30 total and they feature most of my favorite comedians:
Brian Posehn
Patton Oswalt
Maria Bamford
Sarah Silverman
David Cross
Bob Odenkirk
Zach Galifianakis
Paul F. Tompkins
Paul Scheer
Bil Dwyer
The best part is the “Leonard Maltin Game” they play in each show where the guest finds a movie from the 80’s or 90’s in Leonard Maltin’s book and reads the actors names in reverse order (bit parts to stars) until Doug can guess the movie.
If you like it when people make fun of things (and if you’re reading this, you probably do) check it out.
Apple Keynote Predictions 2008
Check out this contest with a MadLibs style Keynote prediction form.
I especially like the “it will not have (missing feature).”
You can’t buy a cottage with hipster indie cred
David Cross is fucking awesome. Kudos to him for not taking shit about being in “Alvin and the Chipmunks.” (Most) actors are real people and need to work to pay the bills. Sometimes that means showing up for 2 weeks of shooting a crappy movie so you can buy a house.
All you know about me is what Ive sold you,
Dumb fuck.
I sold out long before you ever heard my name.
I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip shit,
And you bought one.
“Hooker with a Penis” ToolÂ