Archive for ‘January, 2008’

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The head’s name is Jor L. Ron

by Joel on January 31, 2008 at 12:59 am
Posted In: Comics
The head’s name is Jor L. Ron

The Tom Cruise Trilogy (as it will forever be known) has come to it’s logical conclusion… that L. Ron Hubbard was a human vessel housing the soul of an evil alien Galactic Emperor, and Tom Cruise made a baby (emphasis on “made” because I’m thinking there was a space lab involved) in order for him [...]

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Brothers in Arms: Hell’s Highway Comic Book Presale

by Joel on January 30, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Posted In: Blog

I’m in a comic book! Sort of (not really). There is a such thing as a video game. And in that realm of that product that have what we, in the internet, call a WWII FPS MMPORGOMGWTFBBQ. The best of these is a series called “Brothers in Arms” produced by Gearbox Software. They are currently [...]

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Don’t forget about the Lost premier tomorrow night

by Joel on January 30, 2008 at 9:41 am
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Because I did. I didn’t actually forget because I never knew about it. That’s weird. Despite that fact that I would have no reason to turn on ABC while Lost isn’t airing, you would think the particular internets I frequent would be buzzing with Lost premier news. For those that must be in the know, [...]

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Tweet Tweet and Links

by Joel on January 29, 2008 at 10:04 am
Posted In: Blog

Just wanted to remind every one that I am on Twitter now. FOLLOW ME! I’ve been posting “in progress” comic updates, sneak peeks, and other such nuggets of relative interest. (click for my Twitter page) Have some links. They make you big and strong: Seeing the title of one of my comics in Italian is [...]

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I was more impressed when I thought it said “milliseconds”

by Joel on January 28, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Posted In: Blog

Josh and Eli invited me to the new “Rambo” movie, but the 24 hour baby sitting service I use doesn’t exist so we had to pass. A fellow Corn Mo fan at RumorsDaily.com posted a Rambo Death Chart. It’s a special movie if a Death Chart is a useful record keeping tool. “Driving Ms. Daisy” [...]

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Tom Cruise could defeat a Balrog

by Joel on January 28, 2008 at 1:21 am
Posted In: Comics
Tom Cruise could defeat a Balrog

I think I’ve pretty much said my piece on Tom Cruise, so I will dispense with any additional rant and simply continue with the story of how he remembers saving New York city on September 11th, 2001. I’m really having fun exploring the idea that Tom Cruise has basically every magical or super power and [...]

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SHARK-SPLODE!

by Joel on January 26, 2008 at 9:44 am
Posted In: Blog

Here’s a link to the first Tom Cruise comic on Digg. Digg it like Tom Cruise digs aliens out of people’s souls.  Did I mention this is shaping up to be a 3 part comic? There’s just so many nooks and crannies of Tom’s unbridled craziness to explore. Monday will see Tom making his way [...]

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Oh Em Gee

by Joel on January 25, 2008 at 8:50 am
Posted In: Blog

This is exactly the best thing I’ve ever seen for any reason. Name something better. See? You can’t. Very special thanks to reader, Storvik, for making this. (Here’s the icon version)

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Tom Cruise is terrifyingly insane

by Joel on January 24, 2008 at 11:59 pm
Posted In: Comics
Tom Cruise is terrifyingly insane

Tom Cruise is a super hero from outer space with unlimited cosmic power. The only downside is that he serves a dark master bent on devouring the world and extinguishing all life… is Tom Cruise the Silver Surfer? My hatred of Tom Cruise courses black through my veins like crude oil. It poisons my soul [...]

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Ok, so about that comic…

by Joel on January 24, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Posted In: Blog

More like this evening or early tomorrow morning. It’s a special one and I want it to be great, but it’s taking forever. Here’s another sneak preview to satiate your webcomic blood lust. What could this possibly have to do with the first preview?

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