I really do love a good trainwreck

2008-01-04-brittney-spearsYes, this is total schadenfreude, and probably means I’m shallow, but hey, whatev’s.

On to the fantastic news: The crazy train has made it’s final stop.

I mean, if you are going to go out, go out with a motherfucking bang. Own that shit. Own it and love it. Own it like Scarface with a face full of cocaine and a god damned machine gun.

I really wish this would have ended with her beating a tank with an umbrella.