“Golly gee-whiz, Nihilism Dad, you always know just what to say to make me realize how futile our petty existence, how insignificant our place in the Universe, how pointless everything we are IS. You’re the best! I’m gonna go steal from a sick person because fuck it!”
Dearest Sharksploders, please help me get my Patreon over the $2000 hump. Comics is my full time job, but it doesn’t currently pay full time money. I’ve been doing a lot of freelance work lately (which distracts me from making comics) to make ends meet, and I’ve agreed to attend more conventions this year than I really feel comfortable with (which REALLY distracts me from making comics) out of financial fear. Every little bit helps and is QUITE appreciated.
Dont worry though, your consciousness will probably have been obliberated by that point anyway, as the fragile meat prison you temporarily inhabit inevitably breaks down. As you slip into oblivion, you’ll finally acknowledge what you always knew deep down – that the comforting lies of Man were all just that, lies. There’s no rewards, no punishments, just a gaping abyss waiting to swallow up everything you are. And then, darkness.
Voice in my head! what are you doing posting here?
I did not know the Hawkeye Initiative applied to dad comics.
He is not the dad we deserve, but he is the dad we need.
I’ve lived by the rule that, “In 100 years no one will care.”
I don’t have a lot of friends.
I love the father’s ass and tits pose in the third panel! Makes my spine hurt.
But Arby’s will still exist, right?
I see you’ve met my wife 🙂
This is how the barbecue grill was invented.
“bard-titted?”
Her tits sing?
For a moment I thought the dad was going to tell his son to set the kids on fire.
We need Existentialism Dad as a counterpoint to Nihilism Dad. “Yeah, we’ll all be consumed by flames, but that’s no reason to go around being a dick, son.”
MORE DADS! A DAD FOR EVERY PHILOSOPHY!!!
I can’t wait to see a comic of confirmation holism-dad!
You’re right, you can’t!
This, with a bit of ideological tweaking and a pseudo-Islamist bent, is pretty much the philosophy that ISIS/ISIL works from.
Never a bad time to rip in IS.
BTW, got the print for the con, Joel; it’s awesome! Thanks so much! 😀
An optimist says “The glass is half full.”
A pessimist says “The glass is half empty.”
An engineer says “The glass is twice as large as it needs to be.”
A nihilist says “The glass doesn’t matter because we’re all going to die.”