Look at these t-shirts I made for you! Look at them, then complete the necessary steps to own them!
I started saying the phrase in panel 2 in the booth at San Diego Comic-con this year every time someone told me to do something. I don’t know what precipitated it, but I felt if I didn’t exorcise this demon in comic form I would forever be running around screaming dumb shit at strangers. The more I think about it, this is fate that I have no real chance of escaping given my chosen profession.
He’s wearing the shirt for my favorite video game: “Video Game”!
Only fake gamers say that’s their favorite. I bet you haven’t even beat VIDEO GAME with 100% achievements.
Oh, you’ve only spoken about the recent remake that may have it’s homages towards VIDEO GAME, but is not the original VIDEO GAME, that was a limited release in Japan. So limited that the owners committed seppuku in order to sell or trade their bestowed copy. I figured as much…
I would have also accepted, “Video Game? VIDEO GAME?! You’re missing the big picture!”
Pretty sure you’re going to scream dumb shit at strangers anyway.
Someone has disobeyed the stricture about STAYING AWAY FROM THE DOGPARK!
Dogs are not allowed in the dog park. People are not allowed in the dog park.
The Dog Park is not allowed in the Dog Park.
“Oh, do I *have* to, Goliath?”
“Harvest the souls of the unclean, Davey. Deliver them unto all-consuming void. Free them, Davey! FREE THEM!”
Would the dad’s name happen to be Sam?
People are not allowed in the dog.
1) Little David Berkowitz
2) I bet you that kid puts his shoes on sock-shoe-sock-shoe.
Lassie got really dark in the later seasons….