Identity Disk Jockeys


Get your HijiNKS ENSUE Book 2 Preoder on! GO HERE NOW! 1/3 of the Ultimate Fancy Editions are already gone! Also, I can now accept preorders via Check or Money Order.

Preorder HijiNKS ENSUE Book 2!!!Going to see TRON: Legacy tonight. Some of you think it sucks (or SARKs),  and some of you think it was a religious experience. I’ll let you know what I think via Twitter after the show. I really hope it’s great, though I can’t get past how creeped out I am by CG enyoungened Jeff Bridges. That’s some real Polar Express type shit there.
Fancy Bastards Jeffrotull and CoveredWagon Kid sent me something amazing. The PO Box is on the contact page if you want to try to outdo them (I doubt anyone can).

Some of you have asked, so I put up an Amazon wish list.

Discuss your thoughts on TRON in the comments, but let’s keep it spoiler free since it is still opening weekend.


The Grieving Process


Ricardo Montalban passed away this week. I’ll never forget his portrayal as Khan Noonien Singh in “Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan,” or as The Joker in the 1960’s “Batman” series starring Adam West. No… wait, that was Cesar Romero.

If there is an afterlife, I hope it’s governing body has a sense of humor and allows Ricardo Montalban and Hervé Villechaize to greet all new comers with a hearty, “Welcome… to Fantasy Island.

Godspeed, you rich Corinthian leather bastard.




Comic-Con ’08 Revelations Pt. 2

I went to high school with a guy named Tr2n. Or maybe it was Tran Nguyen. Either way, the trailer for “Tron 2”

that premiered at Comic-Con was short and sweet and enough to get me excited.

I actually wrote this comic several months ago when they announced the film. I had a page of notes about how “Tron” and “The Big Lebowski” could intersect.

  • “Ju don’ fuck wif’ de Sark
  • “Shut the fuck up, Tronny!”
  • “and I sure as shit don’t disc on  Shabbos!
  • “Tronny died as so many young programs died in the games…”

The list went on and on. Yes, my brain is broken. As far as I’m concerned they’re the same movie now.

Bonus link:
check out this Comic-Con 08 Costumes


With apologies to the baby Jesus


In closing out “ought and seven,” I wanted to give my readers (you lot) a present. This comic pretty much sums up what Christmas means to me. Family, and togetherness, Eli with beer, and Ameria, and Truthiness, and Tron, and LOL Cats and the dark side of the Force. Yep, that is exactly what Christmas means to me.

So, you’ve been good boys and girls. On to your present. Here’s the above comic in nice downloadable desktop wallpaper format. I’ve done one large 4:3 aspect and one large wide aspect. Not sure what dimensions are really popular these days but I assume most of you know how to edit an image to a desired side. So pick square-ish or retangulish and have at it. MERRY SOMETHING WHATEVER!!!

Webcomic desktop wallpaper - Hijinks Ensue - Geek Nativity 2007

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