Posts Tagged ‘tom cruise’

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Apparition Stipulation

by Joel on January 3, 2012 at 8:23 am
Posted In: Comics
I feel the need. The need for incubating alien seed.

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made this “Fighting Time Lords” shirt for you! No, really. Specifically FOR YOU. More alternate subtitles for Mission Impossible 4:  Mission Impossible 4: Ethereal Accord Mission Impossible 4: Phantasm Arrangement Mission Impossible 4: Spectre Covenant Mission Impossible 4: Shadow Proclimation Mission Impossible 4: Spooky Plan Seriously, Tom Cruise. [...]

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Wheaton Comic Dare: Sterling Cooper Maverick Goose

by Joel on November 8, 2011 at 7:25 am
Posted In: Comics
So... a 'top man' is the counterpart to a 'power bottom,' right?

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made this “Fighting Time Lords” shirt for you! No, really. Specifically FOR YOU. Occasionally Wil Wheaton dares me to turn random tweets into comics. This burden, this curse is mine alone to carry. One day I will find a way to break the chains that bind me to the [...]

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Yo, Homes, Smell Ya’ Later

by Joel on May 19, 2008 at 2:18 am
Posted In: Comics
Yo, Homes, Smell Ya’ Later

No, I didn’t concoct this ridiculous sitcom-pitch scenario. Will “The Fresh Prince” Smith is opening a school (like for children) that will have curriculum based on the teachings of Scientology. Here’s hoping for history textbooks with spaceships, “Carlton Dance” aerobics in gym class, graduation commencement by Tom Cruise in a (historically accurate) Xenu mask and, [...]

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The head’s name is Jor L. Ron

by Joel on January 31, 2008 at 12:59 am
Posted In: Comics
The head’s name is Jor L. Ron

The Tom Cruise Trilogy (as it will forever be known) has come to it’s logical conclusion… that L. Ron Hubbard was a human vessel housing the soul of an evil alien Galactic Emperor, and Tom Cruise made a baby (emphasis on “made” because I’m thinking there was a space lab involved) in order for him [...]

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Tom Cruise could defeat a Balrog

by Joel on January 28, 2008 at 1:21 am
Posted In: Comics
Tom Cruise could defeat a Balrog

I think I’ve pretty much said my piece on Tom Cruise, so I will dispense with any additional rant and simply continue with the story of how he remembers saving New York city on September 11th, 2001. I’m really having fun exploring the idea that Tom Cruise has basically every magical or super power and [...]

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SHARK-SPLODE!

by Joel on January 26, 2008 at 9:44 am
Posted In: Blog

Here’s a link to the first Tom Cruise comic on Digg. Digg it like Tom Cruise digs aliens out of people’s souls.  Did I mention this is shaping up to be a 3 part comic? There’s just so many nooks and crannies of Tom’s unbridled craziness to explore. Monday will see Tom making his way [...]

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Oh Em Gee

by Joel on January 25, 2008 at 8:50 am
Posted In: Blog

This is exactly the best thing I’ve ever seen for any reason. Name something better. See? You can’t. Very special thanks to reader, Storvik, for making this. (Here’s the icon version)

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Tom Cruise is terrifyingly insane

by Joel on January 24, 2008 at 11:59 pm
Posted In: Comics
Tom Cruise is terrifyingly insane

Tom Cruise is a super hero from outer space with unlimited cosmic power. The only downside is that he serves a dark master bent on devouring the world and extinguishing all life… is Tom Cruise the Silver Surfer? My hatred of Tom Cruise courses black through my veins like crude oil. It poisons my soul [...]

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