Denver Comic Con 2014 Fancy Sketches

Denver Comic Con 2014 Fancy Sketches

Dearest Fancy Bastards, if you enjoy this comic, please check out my store, my shirts on Sharksplode, and my wife’s geeky jewelry on Etsy. It would help us out a great deal. Thanks for coming out to see me in Denver last weekend (even though you were actually...
Momoa Justice, Momoa Problems

Momoa Justice, Momoa Problems

Dearest Fancy Bastards, if you enjoy this comic, please check out my store, my shirts on Sharksplode, and my wife’s geeky jewelry on Etsy. It would help us out a great deal. Based on the casting of Jason “PecsPecsPecsPecs” Momoa, I am guessing DC is...
Open Your Eyes

Open Your Eyes

The BIGGEST MERCH SALE I HAVE EVER DONE OR PROBABLY EVER WILL DO is happening RIGHT NOW in the HE STORE and ends on 9/21/13!!! $10 Books! $9 Shirts! INSANITY! SAVINGS INSAAAAANITYYYYYY!!!  The feedback and support for the new direction of the comics has been...
Take With A Grain Of Kryptonite

Take With A Grain Of Kryptonite

OH COME ON! That’s no fun! I thought Walter White would have made a great Lex Luthor. Can he at least be Darkseid? He could cook up the Anti-Life Equation in an old RV in Space. Hell, New Mexico is practically Apokolips already. Just open fire pits and lava...
Toronto Fan Expo 2013 Fancy Sketches

Toronto Fan Expo 2013 Fancy Sketches

Soory I had a good time in Toronto, eh? I accomplished all of my goals. I attended Fan Expo and spoke to some nice northern Fancy Bastards, I ate 100% of Toronto’s meat supply at Korean Grill House (my actual favorite restaurant in all of the world), I wrote a...
#standwithjorel

#standwithjorel

CLOSEOUT SALE in the HE Store is still going on!  These shirts are marked down to $14.95 and leaving the HE Blind Ferret Store for good! Team Edward, Ewok Stare, Show Us On The Trilogy, Winter Is Coming and Sci-Five Ladies versions of these shirts are on sale too!...
Everybody Wants Prosthetic Foreheads On Their Real Heads

Everybody Wants Prosthetic Foreheads On Their Real Heads

I am very bad at seeing movies right when they come out. As my parenting has gotten stronger, my ability to drop everything at a moment’s notice and go to a 1am showing of a movie where nerds are likely to be dressed up in cloaks and brandishing lazer swords has...
Clark Has Two Daddies

Clark Has Two Daddies

Discount HE shirts with super closeout deals! Come on down to Uncle HijiNKS T-Shirtery and clothe your naked corpse in haha’s! These things are facts: The new Man Of Steel trailer makes that movie look like a thing that A) I would enjoy watching and B) perhaps...
Thick As A Brick

Thick As A Brick

[UPDATE 1/31/13] Horribly sad, long story short: The Blind Ferret Server got SUPER hacked and all their sites went down, including my store. Most are still down. Every day the store is down I get closer to not having enough money to pay my bills this month. Therefor I...
Of Popped Collars and Pinstripes

Of Popped Collars and Pinstripes

THE HIJINKS ENSUE STORE IS A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN BUY STUFF!!! I’m not that into DC comics proper these days. Their movies, cartoons, etc certainly have my attention, but floppy, paper comic-wise I’m pretty out of the loop. From an outsider perspective the...
Conspiracy

Conspiracy

Ovipositor Shirts ONLY $11!!! Last Chance Probably Forever!!! “The Doctor Is In” shirt based off the “You’re The Last of The Time Lords, Charlie Brown” comic is here! Alternate Title: Look, Up In The Sky. It’s A Flightless,...
OMZ!

OMZ!

HEY! Where Is Superman’s Birth Certificate? T-shirt available now! If you are waiting on your copy of HE Book 2, PLEASE READ THIS!!! EWOK STARE T-Shirt and MORE in the HijiNKS ENSUE STORE! Alternate Title: OMFZ! “Hey Supes! You and Lois should come check...
Not My Hero

Not My Hero

HEY! This comic is a shirt now! If you are waiting on your copy of HE Book 2, PLEASE READ THIS!!! This incredibly stupid idea hit me last night while watching TV. I did a quick Google search to see if anyone had already thought of it and came across this article about...
The Adverse Effects Of Climate Change

The Adverse Effects Of Climate Change

LAST CHANCE FOR “KEEP YOUR LAWS OFF MY OVIPOSITOR SHIRTS”!!! They are only $15! They will never be printed again, so get ’em while you can. Thanks for forgiving Monday and Tuesday’s absent comics. My wife and I had been working on Book 2 for 5...
Clarkanthropy

Clarkanthropy

Afterward I wake up naked in a field, covered in deer blood. Smallville Season 8 premiered last night. I watched it. I don’t know why. I don’t know why I watched the 7 seasons preceding this one. Smallville is the most schizophrenic show on television....
The head’s name is Jor L. Ron

The head’s name is Jor L. Ron

The Tom Cruise Trilogy (as it will forever be known) has come to it’s logical conclusion… that L. Ron Hubbard was a human vessel housing the soul of an evil alien Galactic Emperor, and Tom Cruise made a baby (emphasis on “made” because...
Superman II: The Quest For an Unlocked iPhone

Superman II: The Quest For an Unlocked iPhone

What is up with the tardiness? The last several days I’ve been hard at work on the Super Secret Project(TM). Enough with the waiting, here it is: Apple Insider Comics. A.I. approached me about doing a comic series for them after reading my iPhone Rebate comic....