THE HIJINKS ENSUE STORE IS A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN BUY STUFF!!! I’m not that into DC comics proper these days. Their movies, cartoons, etc certainly have my attention, but floppy, paper comic-wise I’m pretty out of the loop. From an outsider perspective the whole reboot/relaunch seems like a drastic grab for attention and money, [...]
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Posts Tagged ‘superman’
Ovipositor Shirts ONLY $11!!! Last Chance Probably Forever!!! “The Doctor Is In” shirt based off the “You’re The Last of The Time Lords, Charlie Brown” comic is here! Alternate Title: Look, Up In The Sky. It’s A Flightless, Tightless Bird! Alternate Mad Magazine Title: The Red-Blue BLECH! Ten years later and all I have to [...]
HEY! Where Is Superman’s Birth Certificate? T-shirt available now! If you are waiting on your copy of HE Book 2, PLEASE READ THIS!!! EWOK STARE T-Shirt and MORE in the HijiNKS ENSUE STORE! Alternate Title: OMFZ! “Hey Supes! You and Lois should come check out my high end steak house, Grill Before Zod. Or my [...]
HEY! This comic is a shirt now! If you are waiting on your copy of HE Book 2, PLEASE READ THIS!!! This incredibly stupid idea hit me last night while watching TV. I did a quick Google search to see if anyone had already thought of it and came across this article about Law And [...]
LAST CHANCE FOR “KEEP YOUR LAWS OFF MY OVIPOSITOR SHIRTS”!!! They are only $15! They will never be printed again, so get ‘em while you can. Thanks for forgiving Monday and Tuesday’s absent comics. My wife and I had been working on Book 2 for 5 days straight with very little sleep and I just [...]
It’s A Bird, It’s A Plane, It’s An Incredibly Handsome Plane
by Joel on October 15, 2010 at 10:28 amWhatever crime Josh was being accused of, I’m certain that my testimony only served to strengthen his case. I obviously proved myself a credible witness of sound mind and sound theories about who should play the next Superman [hint: It's Jon Hamm]. Rumor: Jon Hamm as Superman in THE MAN OF STEEL? Do You Want [...]
Afterward I wake up naked in a field, covered in deer blood. Smallville Season 8 premiered last night. I watched it. I don’t know why. I don’t know why I watched the 7 seasons preceding this one. Smallville is the most schizophrenic show on television. Entire characters, plot points and integral story arcs are swept [...]
The Tom Cruise Trilogy (as it will forever be known) has come to it’s logical conclusion… that L. Ron Hubbard was a human vessel housing the soul of an evil alien Galactic Emperor, and Tom Cruise made a baby (emphasis on “made” because I’m thinking there was a space lab involved) in order for him [...]
Superman II: The Quest For an Unlocked iPhone
by Joel on October 5, 2007 at 2:31 amWhat is up with the tardiness? The last several days I’ve been hard at work on the Super Secret Project(TM). Enough with the waiting, here it is: Apple Insider Comics. A.I. approached me about doing a comic series for them after reading my iPhone Rebate comic. Have a look and drop me a line with [...]








