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The feedback and support for the new direction of the comics has been overwhelmingly positive. Thank you, Fancy Bastards, for letting me know I’ve made the right choice. I wrestled with this decision for months, but (coincidentally enough) it gave me the same “You really should do this, you know you want to, you know it’s the right time,” feeling that I got both when I decided to propose to my wife and tell her I wanted to talk about having children. When it’s right, it’s right.
My daughter comes up with these hyper-specific, ultra-complicated rules for games and playtime events and spits them out like they’re totally common sense based, and everyone should probably already know them because… see the earlier thing about common sense. Unfortunately my dad brain has a hard time with, “and if any two ponies are in the pony jail at the same time, then one person has to run into the kitchen and make the other person a snack, but only if the first pony is a pegasus…” etc, etc. She often starts these games with either only the title or the first couple of rules in mind, and ABSOLUTELY no idea what is supposed to happen after, say, the first 30 seconds. I should just throw my hands up at the beginning and walk directly into pony jail.
COMMENTERS: What convoluted games do your kids make up? Did you have any of your own as a kid? One time, me and kiddo made an actual board game that you can print out and play with your kids.
Have you seen my wife’s latest geeky jewelry creation? DNA Necklaces!
the lampshading here is kind of ridiculously fun.
Jason · 92 weeks agoI really like the idea that Joel has had a family this whole time just off screen. Bully for you, Sir.I BRIEFLY considered the “reveal” being panels from previous HE strips where you only saw Josh from the waste up where you can now see that the kiddo was running around his legs the entire time.She didn’t have such a convoluted game structure per se but my niece used to be heavily into the whole “step on a crack, break your mother’s back” rhyme and would skip and jump around the street avoiding the cracks always grabbing your arm while doing that causing your arm to yank of the socket, twisting your ankle, and causing you to fall face first onto her twin brother. If you didn’t act like you were jumpign with her you would get yelled at and then have to do something that would distract her until she started the game again.
nenslo · 92 weeks agoHyper-specific, ultra-complicated rules for games made up on the spot? Has Kiddo been reading Calvin & Hobbes? Because that sounds like the guiding principle to Calvinball!
lou · 92 weeks agoAs a kid, Calvin & Hobbes was a HUGE influence on my young, sponge-like brain. Every Saturday or Sunday, my brother & I and whichever friends/neighbors available would try our hand at Calvinball. The only rule: make up your own rules. We used the books as guides on how to play, and bounce our own rules off those, but I can’t recall how many times I won.My roommates 5 (and a half!) year old daughter, while forcing her dad to play Disney Infinity, sprouted the end all, be all quote: “Destroy the world, daddy!”Kids are always saying stuff like that.”Become rage, Daddy! Become the cleansing fire! Bring forth the 100 tailed scorpion prince that will rule from beneath for one thousand years!”
You know. Kid stuff.
psuedoname · 92 weeks ago5 year old step daughter, playing in the conservatory, ask her what she is playing, says ‘bare club, thats where all the barbies go, where they can take their clothes off if they want, small boobies, large boobies, all are welcome’. Me and the wife were laughing for a good five minutes after that
Ashamed · 92 weeks agoI’m trying real hard to like the new direction. Honestly, I am.But the honest truth is I come here for Geek jokes and references to other Geek stuff. Not to read about Joel’s personal life.
I’ll keep on struggling on for the time being. The the honest, ashamed truth is, it is becoming a struggle.
Shannon · 92 weeks agoI understand where Ashamed is coming from, I think if I didn’t have a child I might even agree. But, ever since I had the sprog I find myself more drawn to parenting jokes. I think what humor we enjoy us based on where we are in life. I for one was getting bored of one-off geek jokes and am super excited that one of my favorite webcomics is growing and developing with me, rather than staying a stagnant reminder of what life was before the all consuming child.if the worst that happens is you got 6 years of free entertainment on the subject matter than you liked, then you are certainly no worse for the ware. however, these first few strips are there to establish the new elements of the universe. it isn’t going to be parenting stuff all the time, just like it wasnt Doctor Who stuff all the time before. The bottom line is Im going to do what Ive always done, which is make the comics that I want to make. You are welcomed to come along for the ride at no cost, and you are welcomed to get off at any stop you like.
Laura · 92 weeks agoI’m enjoying (and I mean this completely sincerely) how their eyebrows have almost completely detached from their heads by the last panel. Like they’re separate entities, exiting the mothership.I love how you explained the sudden appearance of a daughter. Well done! 😀My son just tries to boss everyone around. He’s more into creating strange, complicated backstories to explain things. Lately he’s been running around telling everyone we see that our cat is lost (we have not had a cat his entire life). People get all sympathetic, look at me and ask if there’s anything they can do to help. So I’d have to explain we don’t have one. But now he’s eliminated that need, because he has figured out the rest of it.He says that we were all leaving to take him to school one day, and he was the last person out of the house. But he forgot to close the door after him, and the cat got out, and it ran straight to the volcano, and fell in. Normally, this wouldn’t be a problem, as our cat is SuperCat, but in addition to forgetting to close the door behind him, he *also* forgot to put the cape on the cat. No cape, no powers. So our cat fell into the hot lava and died.
Most people just stare at him, and then look at me like “what the hell you teaching this kid?”
Drew · 92 weeks agoThe lesson here for potential superheroes is, to quote Edna Mode, “No capes!”When my wife was a small child, she apparently straight up convinced the babysitter that she had a brother and a sister. But that her mother didn’t trust the sitter with the other children. The sitter confronted her mother about it. Hilarious!Heh heh. New direction. Heh heh.Not gonna lie, I’ve been giggling like a four-year old for the last few days. But good on you for taking the plunge. I’ve been noticing similar changes in focus in a number of the long-running comics I follow. When you’ve been at it for a while you have to change what you’re doing; to do otherwise is to refuse to grow. But I think it’s brave to risk a change like this. A lot of people are afraid to do it, and have the Fonz jump his motorcycle over a shark tank instead.Yeah, this is really familiar. My 4 1/2 year old is really into dinosaurs, and BBC documentaries about dinosaurs, and he likes to enact dinosaur-documentary-type scenes (which he narrates. In Kenneth Branagh’s voice. we live in the USA so the English accent is extra hilarious.) and frequently asks us to play with him, but if we don’t do exactly what the script in his head says he gets angry and accuses us of messing with him “on purpose” (as opposed to accidentally messing with him?). He also sings/hums background music and has different music for feeding scenes, chasing scenes, attack scenes, etc and will yell at us if we don’t pick up on his music cues.One of the twins picked up a 5 in one wooden board game set with chess, checkers, etc. We would get out ALL of the pieces and make stuff up as we would take turns moving the characters around, usually by the throw of the dice. Pure fun that is!
Chelsea · 92 weeks agoMy niece is five and basically arranges the rules of any game – made-up or commercially available – around the one central, all-encompassing, grand master rule: she wins. One time, we were playing a match game with penguins and she decided that she gets extra turns every time. She couldn’t explain WHY, but it had to be so. It frustrates my husband, a devout board game geek, to no end. Every once in a while, he’ll either make her play the official rules or start making up his own to even the playing field. Neither choice ends well.
Justplainsomething · 92 weeks agoI don’t know if this counts as convoluted, but I used to put couch cushions at the bottom of the basement stairs (which were just concrete) and see how far up I could jump. I think I was about five then. The fact that I never broke any bones growing up is a goddamn miracle.
evildan · 92 weeks agowhile babysitting my brother’s 6 year old, he had me playing “Zombies vs. Ninjas”. We, as the Ninjas, had to fight invisible Zombies. He waved vaguely at one part of the yard “this is my base”. at another part of the yard “this is your base”. So I asked him ” where is the Zombies base?” “the Zombies don’t have any base.” he replied. “then how do they drop the beat?” I asked. He looks at and with a deadpan voice said “just play the game.”
Mathis Phoire · 92 weeks agoMy cousin and I used to play a variation of Don’t Touch the Lava (which I’m surprised no one has mentioned yet) called “Don’t Touch the Ground or You’re a Green Pig”Don’t ask me why or how we decided you would turn into moldy swine, nor why it was a bad thing because I don’t remember. Best bet is Dr. Seuss had something to do with it.“Princess Mermaid” any set of action figures doll or models work as long as my daughter Emmerson has An Ariel Doll. It normally consists of other peoples dolls/figures complementing her doll’s hair, dress, shoes, crown, and then saving her from a see designated sea witch doll. I’ve tried inviting the sea witch to tea or to make friends in other ways but Emmerson is set on no deaviating from the kidnapping plot line for now