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We Named The Blog Indiana

COME SEE ME AND SCARY UNCLE RANDY THIS WEEKEND

(Nov 12-14) AT AUSTIN COMIC CON IN AUSTIN, TX!

I will have giant prints of the Austin-Inspired BBQ Comic!

PLUS there will be a joint HE/S*P Meetup after the show Saturday Night [DETAILS HERE].

There is also a new episode of the HijiNKS ENSUE Podcast! GO! ENJOY IT WITH YOUR EARS!

Give Me the Coffee You Fairy Godmother

Commenters: How else could Indy 5 be saved? Knowing that it can’t really be saved, how exactly will it fail us?

I Want You To Curve The Bullshit

News Version: Morgan Freeman crashed a car and had to pried out with the jaws of life.
True Version: Lucious Fox was testing a new TUMBLER for Bruce Wayne and had a problem merging.

News Version: Shia Labeouf got drunk and wrapped his car around a tree, crush his hand and may lose a finger.
True Version: Bumblebee got drunk on Energon Cubes, kidnapped Labeouf, wrapped himself around a tree and bit off Shia’s hand in a drunken fit.

Come on, Angelina! Society craves suffering in 3’s! Give is the hat-trick! I actually feel bad about making light of Morgan Freeman‘s recent hardships. He’s proved himself to be a badass or more than one occaision (let’s not speak of “The Bucket List.”)

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REMINDER!!!
We’ll be Castcasting Live Tonight on Ustream.TV. The show usually starts between 8:30pm central and 9pm central. Come and chat with us during the show.