Poor little guy. He must be collicky. Newborns can be such a handful. Especially when they refuse to prove they were born in this country. Just produce the ancient South American stone tablets that foretell your coming and we’ll consider the issue closed. Otherwise I’m calling immigration and you can cluck and hiss your story [...]
La resurrección del lagarto pollo! Finally, a new comic. My actual human life has been getting in the way of my comic-productivity for the last week. I have solved this problem by cutting off all contact with the outside world for at least the next two months. If you need me, I’ll be chained to [...]
![Hey, that shovel is covered in raccoon blood so don't let him [KA-PANG!] You're OK. You only got a little in your mouth.](http://hijinksensue.com/comics-archive/2012-08-17-hide-it-under-a-bush-oh-no.jpg "Hey, that shovel is covered in raccoon blood so don't let him [KA-PANG!] You're OK. You only got a little in your mouth.")
The HE Podcast is back! Episode 84 is live! Grammar Dalek T-Shirts are in and shipping now! GenCon is right now. Hit up Blind Ferret (booth 119) and you’ll be able to pick up some of my shirts and books. You can also bother Randy. Toronto Fan Expo is very soon! I’ll be there with [...]
GRAMMAR DALEK SHIRTS ARE HERE! The preorder is going on now! There’s more shirt news HERE including a NEW FIGHTING TIME LORDS SHIRT! I suspect I won’t get around to making an actual comic about The Dark Knight Rises during this storyline, so I feel like I need to direct you to the Fancy Bastard Facebook Group threads [...]
Buy my book. Buy my book. BUY MY BOOK! Theoretically, when someone opens an eventual 4th HijiNKS ENSUE Book THIS will be the first comic they see. Seems like the perfect way to scare off the normals. I spent New Years Eve (eve) with Eli, Josh and a slew of other friends at Eli and [...]
UPDATE: Or maybe this didn’t happen at all. In the same week it was announced that former TV Hulk, Lou “The Ferrigs” Ferrigno, was joining Steven “Fat Karate” Seagal in the Arizona Anti-Illegal Immigration Marauder Posse Squad Strike Force Delta, AND that Guillermo “The Most Mexican Director In Hollywood” del Toro would be bringing a [...]
Jon Rogers (co-creator of Leverage) tweeted it best: We may someday surpass MACHETE in American film. I cannot see that happening during my lifetime. The title of this comic comes from my favorite (or possibly second favorite) line in Machete. There’s not much more I can say without giving away the best parts of the [...]
Sorry the comic was super late-sauce today. My site had to be moved to a different server at my host for technical reasons and my chronic back pain was acting up causing me to be unable to sit in a chair for more than 15 min at a time. Plus EXCUSES EXCUSES EXCUSES I SUCK [...]
And now you know. Eli’s parents are both Luchadores. Wait, is this character development? God I hope not. This comic has elements of truth in it. There WAS a party sponsored by Josh and Eli’s work to promote their new game. , and I WAS invited (as were all of you… you just didn’t know [...]
Did I get the Spanish right this time? (edit: NO! but I fixed it.) Enjoy your day off, explodify as many things and possible and eat something that was cooked outdoors. If you see anyone from Great Britain, make sure you enunciate all your “H’s.” That’ll remind them how they lost this sweet ass land [...]
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