“George Hurt You” shirts are in the store!!! I like to imagine that if Jorge Garcia and Sam Niel backed out of J.J. Abrams‘ Alcatraz due to extreme insulaphobia, the producers would just go down the list of combination Lost and Jurrasic Park stars. First they would ask Matthew Fox and Jeff Goldblum, then Evangeline [...]
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Hereterrific? Heretacular? Either way, this is a church I would join. It’s like Christianity meets Turok, meets “Kill Bill.” Denise unwittingly inspired today’s comic by sharing this image with me. It reminded me of a book I had as a child called “Dinosaurs and the Bible.” It was sort of like “batshit nuts propaganda for [...]
Jurassic Park 4: Freakin’ Dinosaurs with Freakin’ Laser Beams
by Joel on August 20, 2007 at 5:00 amPosted In: Comics
The pitch meeting goes something like this: First Guy: How about we strap guns to the dinosaurs heads like in that 80′s cartoon DinoRiders! Studio Exec. Guy: I love it! Get this man a solid gold prostitute! Lesson 1: You stupid motherfuckers. Stop reanimating dinosaurs. It always leads to disaster. After seeing Jurassic Park in [...]








