Posts Tagged ‘john cusack’

2 results.

Punkin Chunkin

by Joel on November 6, 2012 at 6:45 am
Posted In: Comics
I've seen fire and I've seen rain. I've seen rivers of blood and multitudes of the damned screaming for death with parched mouths that make no sound. I've seen cities swallowed whole by the angry, unrelenting Earth, but I always thought I'd see you again.

Poor little guy. He must be collicky. Newborns can be such a handful. Especially when they refuse to prove they were born in this country. Just produce the ancient South American stone tablets that foretell your coming and we’ll consider the issue closed. Otherwise I’m calling immigration and you can cluck and hiss your story [...]

└ Tags: , , , , , , , , , ,
20 Comments

Wheaton Comic Dare: Your Last Lachance

by Joel on September 9, 2011 at 3:51 pm
Posted In: Comics
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee... Wait, who the fuck told YOU about Secret Hollywood Facebook?

Wil Wheaton wields a power most terrible. The power to dare me to turn Tweets into comics. Should you fear this power? Most definitely. More than you fear the awakening of The Beard? Probably not. That sounds like bad news for everybody. I somehow found myself watching John Cusack in 1408 a couple of nights [...]

└ Tags: , , , , , ,
49 Comments