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The Cranksport ‘Em Up

by Joel on September 4, 2011 at 11:27 pm

Jason Statham never gets recognized unless he's in a BMW going 120mph with a slut straddling his machine gun. Even then, people say 'Isn't that what's-his-name from all the Jason Statham movies?'

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made this Three Wheaton Moon shirt. You can buy it! Then you can wear it! Only two steps to total geeky happiness? Sign me up! Those of you that follow me on Twitter saw this comic get written in real time earlier tonight as I watched the trailer [...]

└ Tags: clive owen, crank, jason statham, killer elite, movies, shoot em up, the transporter

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Crank Dat

by Joel on April 22, 2009 at 6:10 am

Posted In: Comics

Full Title: “Watch Me Crank Dat Statham Boy, Then IronMan Dat Hoe” [the hoe in question being either Amy Smart or Pepper Potts] Maybe Iron Man should call his friend, James “BROdey” Rhodes. Guys, come in close. Closer. I want to level with you for a minute. I want to bare my soul. This comic [...]