Rad Brobot

Rad Brobot

Blind Ferret’s server got hacked, so the HE Store is down for now. Sharksplode is still fully functional. I did a two part interview with the United We Geek podcast. You can listen to part 1 right here! Adventures of the Gummi Bears was one of those 80’s...
Great Geekspectations

Great Geekspectations

“George Hurt You” shirts for men and ladies. I have tens, if not elevens of opinions about J.J. taking over Star Wars. Most of them are cautiously optimistic. I could so very easily write an essay about the pros and cons of this regime change, about J.J....
For Every Action There Is A Redaction

For Every Action There Is A Redaction

CRUISE FUNDRAISER UPDATE: 98/100 prints are sold!  Only 2 prints remain! I am expecting delivery of the prints any day now and they’ll start shipping as soon as they arrive. I made a new eBook/iBook! It’s called “Sorry I Ruined Your Book Vol....
Life With J.J.

Life With J.J.

Geeky t-shirts by me and Wil Wheaton at Sharksplode.com! Woohoo!  I want to preface this by saying I think J.J. Abrams has done more for elevating geek pop culture in the last decade than anyone in Hollywood, save for Joss Whedon. Thaaaaaat saaaaaaid… he has a...
We All Want To Change The World

We All Want To Change The World

NEW LOFI COMIC! “Dumb And Number” DONORS AND SUBSCRIBERS: The LoFi Comics aren’t showing full sized in the Premium RSS Feed yet. I’m working on it. SEE WHAT I DID! I made a geek joke AND finished the 3 comic arc about how unbearably sick...
Am I Evil? Yes I Am.

Am I Evil? Yes I Am.

All of the discount shirts in the HE store have been FURTHER DISCOUNTED to $12.95! That is IN-SANE. You can get your “And My Axe!” shirts, your “Unicorn Poop” shirts, your “Sci-Fi Tv Movie Title Generator” shirts and more for less...
Welcome To The Rock

Welcome To The Rock

“George Hurt You” shirts are in the store!!! I like to imagine that if Jorge Garcia and Sam Niel backed out of J.J. Abrams‘ Alcatraz due to extreme insulaphobia, the producers would just go down the list of combination Lost and Jurrasic Park stars....
Apparition Stipulation

Apparition Stipulation

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made this “Fighting Time Lords” shirt for you! No, really. Specifically FOR YOU. More alternate subtitles for Mission Impossible 4:  Mission Impossible 4: Ethereal Accord Mission Impossible 4: Phantasm Arrangement Mission...
A Friend Of A Friend

A Friend Of A Friend

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made a thing! Check out our University of Gallifrey Fighting Time Lords Shirt over at Sharksplode. I am closing out some current t-shirt and print designs. Please check out this blog post since the stuff on closeout probably...
A Man Has Needs

A Man Has Needs

This Wetworks pilot from J.J. Abrams (starring Michael Emerson and Terry O’Quinn) probably isn’t trying to be the next LOST <cough>FlashForward</cough>, but the connection to the geek-favorite frustration bonanza is certainly part of the...
Wicked Deeds

Wicked Deeds

Don’t have any idea what GaGa is gogoing on about in panel 3? Have a watch/listen or a read. 4 major Hollywood directors fight for Wicked, including J.J. Abrams OMGPANICWTFWWJDCOMIC-CON! It’s only a week away! This is my first year exhibiting and I humbly...
Just When I Thought I Was Out…

Just When I Thought I Was Out…

NEW SHIRT! NEW SHIRT! THE BEST SHIRT I’VE EVER MADE!!! Science Fiction TV-Movie Title Generator T-Shirt @Topatoco!!! There is also a PRINT of this design too! I wrote this comic right after the Fringe season 2 finale last week, but it was unfortunately preempted...
SUPR8 Or Die

SUPR8 Or Die

No amount of Reese’s Pieces will stop him from cutting a swath of snarling destruction through Ohio. That’s why we have gathered this elite team of scientists, engineers and choclatiers to construct the largest Reese’s Piece the world has ever...
A Severe Case Of Scullyosis

A Severe Case Of Scullyosis

A condition first diagnosed in a female FBI agent in the mid-nineties, Scullyosis prevents the subject from accepting the strange and paranormal despite clear supporting evidence or strong personal experience. Sufferers of Scullyosis will deny the existence of aliens,...
Pieces Of Flare

Pieces Of Flare

Seriously, J.J.? I mean, that WAS the best movie I’ve seen since “The Dark Knight,” but c’mon dude. I was squinty eyed through the whole thing. I won’t even bother gushing about “Star Trek” here since I already did that for 30...
A Blatant Disregard For Canon

A Blatant Disregard For Canon

I’d like to clarify that I am not “humping” the screen, as it were. I’m merely mashing my junk up against it in appreciation. As of this post I haven’t seen J.J. Abram’s “Star Trek” yet. It was actually occasional HE...
A Left Turn At Albuquerque

A Left Turn At Albuquerque

J.J. Abrams must have some sort of geographical boner for places that start with “AUS,” because he debuted “Star Trek” in AUStralia a month before it’s US release (complete with a Wonkaesque Golden Ticket contest) and held a sneak preview...
Where No Man Has Gotten Freaky Before

Where No Man Has Gotten Freaky Before

Future historians debate whether the T in James T. Kirk stood for Tiberius or Tap Dat Ass. I like to think that in a future utopia the latter would be true. The trailer has me setting phasers to enthusiastic. I hope this movie accomplishes only two things. 1) It...
A Phenomenon Known As “J.J. Vu”

A Phenomenon Known As “J.J. Vu”

Even though I’ve never seen A.L.I.A.S., Josh tells me it had the same undertones. Maybe Felicity did too. It was, after all, about time travel. Maybe J.J. Abrams only has the one idea. Regardless I am going to stick around for Fringe and see where it goes. The...
Joel And Sleepy Eli Strike Back

Joel And Sleepy Eli Strike Back

Kevin Smith has not already seen J.J. Abram’s “Star Trek.” Except that he totally has. But he hasn’t. And whatever he hasn’t seen, he can’t talk about. What can’t he talk about? He’s not at liberty to say. Let’s...
The Cloverfield Monster is Sexually Agressive

The Cloverfield Monster is Sexually Agressive

!!!SPOILER ALERT!!! Wait, that generally goes before the spoilers in question, doesn’t it? Oh well. I’ve ruined the most hyped movie ever for each of you. At least when you get to the theater you can watch all the unlucky numbskulls that have no idea...
Shaun of the Trek

Shaun of the Trek

New Trek Reboot casting keeps flying out of the J.J. Abrams camp. Some dude is most likely going to be Kirk while the Incredible Hulk plays some random bad guy. And some chick is Uhura. And some Russian dude is all set to say “Nuclear Wessels.” Those less...