“George Hurt You” shirts are in the store!!! Everyone involved in THIS should be ashamed of themselves forever. Are Metallica just trolling their fans now? Did suing 800,000 Napster users not do a good enough job of alienating them? The bitter sting of St. Anger was starting to fade and Death Magnetic was actually pretty good, [...]
COME SEE ME AND SCARY UNCLE RANDY THIS WEEKEND (Nov 12-14) AT AUSTIN COMIC CON IN AUSTIN, TX! I will have giant prints of the Austin-Inspired BBQ Comic! PLUS there will be a joint HE/S*P Meetup after the show Saturday Night [DETAILS HERE]. There is also a new episode of the HijiNKS ENSUE Podcast! GO! ENJOY [...]
I thought a good Triathlon for the Failympics would be a “Shark High Jump,” “Curve The Bullet Skeet Shooting” followed by the “400 m Fridge Nuke.” Maybe I should write a letter to the Failympic Committee. Not that this comic makes ANY sense at all, I can try to offer some context: “Nuke the Fridge” [...]
Things are looking the opposite of up for “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Whatever Whatever“. At least, if you believe the netmotrons (as I am inclined to do). All of the reviews I’ve read are from die hard fans of the franchise, desperate to give the film a fair shake. One reviewer gave [...]
Josh camped out for an iPhone on Friday, knowing good and well Uncle Steve was flooding the stores with multiple millions of them at launch. That’s like camping out for the Unrated Director’s Cut of Norbit. Trust me, there’s going to be one left when you get there. I haven’t procured the device in question [...]
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