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I watched Waterworld this weekend… again. For like the 500th time. At this points it’s unfair to even call it a “guilty pleasure.” It’s just a pleasure. There is so much to hate about that movie, but for some reason I find the whole to be vastly greater (or at least more enjoyable) than the [...]
“Now, SLASHER! now, THRASHER! now, MURDER and SCABIES! On, BITEY! on BLOODY! on, PLAGUEY and RABIES! To the top of his head! to the tops of his balls! Now bite away! scratch away! bleed away all!” The art from this comic was taken from one of my holiday cards. I will be running similar filler [...]
Quick, you Fancy Bastards! You have less than 24 hours to hide from your miserable families! NO! Don’t hide there! That’s the first place they’ll look! Make haste! Burry yourself under a mountain and wait out the forced interaction with people you moved extremely far away from as soon as you had the means! I [...]
[sorry for the lack of color, but my flight leaves early in the morning and I have a bunch of pre-Chicago errands to run today ~ Joel] C2E2 is THIS WEEKEND!!! April 16-18 Updated With TBS Release!! Conan O’Brien Finds A New Late Night Home!! Conan O’Brien Revives Edgy “Late Night” Vibe at First Live Show Surprise!! Conan’s [...]
The hobo baby’s name is Boxcar Chester A. Arthur. Hobaby? Babo? UDPATE: Yes, I know “Dr. Who” predates “Bill & Ted” by decades… that’s part of why I find the comparison amusing. #iloveexplainingthejoke This is why I don’t do continuity. Because if there were stories in HE they would all go like this comic. Also [...]
I just can’t seem to remember to cancel my Black Friday sale in the HE Store. I sure hope no one is in the mood for savings, because they could really take advantage of my forgetfulness. If someone wanted to know more about the fantastic savings or the new products (including the first ever HE [...]
Every man I know who sports both a penis AND a vagina twixt his thighs says I should totally read The Time Travelers Wife and have a good cry into my matching brassier and panties. Do they really expect me to see a “sci-fi” movie that seems to have more in common with The Notebook [...]
Looks like even the most wealthy and powerful of us are affected by the economic crisis. Eli was in Chicago this week for vacation and made a point to visit as many “Dark Knight” filming locations as possible. He TXT’d me “do a comic about Batman playing music in the subway for change.” This is [...]
That’s right. Boxcar M-F’ing Pete. I need to see about getting him on the Podcast. I toyed with the idea of unlocking my current iPhone and eBaying it to some far away land where they aren’t actually available so I could afford an iPhone 3G. Then I started seeing reviews and articles saying, “The 3G [...]
Eli is a heavy sleeper. Who is that striking fellow making off with Eli’s fillings? Why it’s Boxcar Pete, the lovable transient stab-happy hobo. Pete will have his fill of fortified wine tonight, I tell you. The alley behind the Burger King will echo with the songs of his adventures. I know this isn’t your [...]
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Dallas Comic Con May 19, 2012 / Dallas, TX with Something Positive.
Phoenix Comicon - May 24-27, 2012 / Phoenix, AZ with Blind Ferret.
San Diego Comic-Con - July 12-15, 2012 / San Diego, CA with Blind Ferret
Toronto Fan Expo - Aug 23-26, 2012 / Toronto, ON with Blind Ferret
NYCC - Oct 11-14, 2012 / New York, NY with Blind Ferret
