How To Find Your Star Wars Name

How To Find Your Star Wars Name

Please to enjoy this giant-ass Star Wars rant disguised as a comic or a chart or whatever. COMMENTERS: Please share your least favorite silly or overtly evil character names from fiction in the comments. I’ve been operating at a bit of a comic deficit  since I...
With Age Comes Perspective

With Age Comes Perspective

3 New Shirts at @Sharksplode! Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey, Rival Smugglers and Might Club! Hey look at that! I didn’t do a Disney/Star Wars pop culture mashup. Maybe I (that ACTUAL me) is maturing in some way. Or perhaps (and certainly more likely) ALL OF THEM...
Guest Comic By Lar deSouza

Guest Comic By Lar deSouza

Nothing says, “I bought you some stuff from the Internet,” like buying people stuff from the Internet.  JoCo Cruise Crazy II guest week starts now! I will be on a boat all week with about half of the Internet and a dozen or so of my close friends and at...
The Weeping Fanboys

The Weeping Fanboys

Thanks for understanding guys. I am just swamped right now. There will be a proper new comic tomorrow. ~Joel COMMENTERS: I assume many of you bought the Star Wars Blu Rays. Feel free to express your opinions, positive, negative or neutral, in the comments. Tags: bbc,...
The Consummate Tweaker

The Consummate Tweaker

THE HIJINKS ENSUE STORE IS A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN BUY STUFF!!! I’m not even mad at George Lucas any more. He’s successfully divorced me from all personal ownership or warm feelings I had towards Star Wars and turned the franchise into this weird, abstract...
A Friend Of A Friend

A Friend Of A Friend

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made a thing! Check out our University of Gallifrey Fighting Time Lords Shirt over at Sharksplode. I am closing out some current t-shirt and print designs. Please check out this blog post since the stuff on closeout probably...
Bantha’s In The Belfry

Bantha’s In The Belfry

There are about 30 Ultimate Fancy Editions of HE Book 2 left and selling them ALL is super important in order for me to afford the full print run without having to go into the red. Order soon and you can still get your name in the book on the Fancy Bastard Wall of...
We Named The Blog Indiana

We Named The Blog Indiana

COME SEE ME AND SCARY UNCLE RANDY THIS WEEKEND (Nov 12-14) AT AUSTIN COMIC CON IN AUSTIN, TX! I will have giant prints of the Austin-Inspired BBQ Comic! PLUS there will be a joint HE/S*P Meetup after the show Saturday Night [DETAILS HERE]. There is also a new episode...
The Magic Blaster Theory

The Magic Blaster Theory

NEW LoFiJINKS Podcast!!! [here] If you want to support HE, please READ THIS. Holyfuckballs, San Diego Comicon is in 2 weeks. I watched some of the revamped/ruined Original Trilogy on SpikeHD this week. Every time I see the Han/Greedo exchange I think about how there...
Blu-Ray Harvest

Blu-Ray Harvest

The Dallas Scifi Expo is this weekend SATURDAY AND SUNDAY!!! I will be sharing a table with Randy from Something*Positive so put on your Storm Trooper helmet and come say hi. I have on good authority a man called Jayne is going to be there. I’m posting this at a...
Triumph Of The Usurper

Triumph Of The Usurper

QUICK NOTES: Follow me on Twitter, why don’t you. The most recent post in THE VAULT show’s the rough sketch of Friday’s comic and some high res closeups of the backgrounds without characters and word balloons. DONATE to get access. I wonder if George...
Tales Of Inaccurate Wonderment

Tales Of Inaccurate Wonderment

“Now aren’t we ALL having more fun?” [@wilw submitted this comic to Reddit. Cross that one off my “geeky thing to accomplish before I die” list] This comic comes from an actual occurrence at an actual shopping man in actual America. The...
Episode VI: Return Of The Creative Accounting Practices

Episode VI: Return Of The Creative Accounting Practices

Lucas has a discreet taxidermist who stuffed and mounted all of the Ewoks. Apparently their outer coat of fur is easily removed with a naturally occurring zipper, but their inner “skin-layer” is more difficult. Also midgets don’t like being stuffed....
I’m Going To See “The Clone Wars” Ziro Times

I’m Going To See “The Clone Wars” Ziro Times

It’s hard to call George Lucas a racist or a bigot becuase I get the impression he really has no idea what he’s doing. Remember those interviews a few years ago with Michael Jackson where you really started to believe that he had NO IDEA that he was, in...
An Offer He Can’t Refuse

An Offer He Can’t Refuse

Alternate title: “Meesa Makin’ Him An Offer Heesa Can’t Be Refusin’ ” The idea that the upcoming Star Wars TV series would be like “Deadwood meets The Sopranos ” does little else other than make me twitch. Not that I have...