JoCo Cruise Crazy 3 Guest Comic By Sam Logan Of Sam And Fuzzy

JoCo Cruise Crazy 3 Guest Comic By Sam Logan Of Sam And Fuzzy

JoCo Cruise Crazy 3 Guest Fortnight is nearly back to the mainland! The pod of friendly humpback whales there were towing our powerless and increasingly Thunderdome-esque vessel back to Florida ended up being chunks of that possibly mythical, Texas-sized trash island...
Discharged

Discharged

Alternate Title: Guess Who’s Coming to Cancel Dinner When I saw that Fox had finally, with Fringe going into its final season, purged all the icky sci-fi nerdity from their otherwise pristine network, I knew exactly where to go with the next HE storyline. The...
Of Tradition And Obligation

Of Tradition And Obligation

Did you know I have published two books of my comics containing NEW COMMENTARY for absolutely every comic, embarrassing stuff I drew in middle school and high school, and LOTS more extras that have never been published online? Well, I did and I’m really proud of...
Not Cool Cool Cool Cool, NBC

Not Cool Cool Cool Cool, NBC

Not cool cool cool cool at all.  TV actors live under the constant threat of their livelihoods being ripped away by some faceless executive. Which I suppose is better than having their faces ripped away by some lifeless executive. It has to be an unbelievable shock...
Causality And FX

Causality And FX

Alternate Title: Tera Novella Before you jump up my ass, YES I know they wrote off the possibility of a paradox in the pilot of Terra Nova by saying the past they travel to is in an “alternate time stream.” More on why I think that’s bullshit later....
Regional Nomenclature

Regional Nomenclature

TEAM EDWARD [James Olmos] THERE IS A NEW HE PODCAST!!! EPISODE 82 – C2E2 2011 Webcomics Rountable featuring: Joel Watson of HijiNKS ENSUE, Kris Wilson and Rob DenBleyker of Cyanide and Happiness, Ryan Sohmer of Least I Could Do, and Danielle Corsetto from Girls...
Maybe In A Walternate Dimension

Maybe In A Walternate Dimension

THE GEEKIEST OF ALL BRITISH KNIGHTS ON ONE SHIRT!!! NEW HE PODCAST [episode 79] IS HERE! Hours of extra podcast (including a Post Show where I sing autotuned 80’s pop hits) are HERE for Vault Subscribers. Fringe star says fans need to campaign NOW to save the...
The Bad News Bearer

The Bad News Bearer

THE GEEKIEST OF ALL BRITISH KNIGHTS ON ONE SHIRT!!! NEW HE PODCAST [episode 79] IS HERE! Hours of extra podcast (including a Post Show where I sing autotuned 80’s pop hits) are HERE for Vault Subscribers. Firefly returns to cable — in HD Watch Community’s...
Self-Depritweeting

Self-Depritweeting

Get your HijiNKS ENSUE Book 2 Preoder on! GO HERE NOW! 1/3 of the Ultimate Fancy Editions are already gone! Also, I can now accept preorders via Check or Money Order. Thursday Dec. 16th is your last chance to order something from the HE Store and get it by Dec. 24th...
I Mean About Future Calamity

I Mean About Future Calamity

Get your HijiNKS ENSUE Book 2 Preoder on! GO HERE NOW! Over 1/4 of the Ultimate Fancy Editions are already gone! Enjoy this Lo-FijiNKS comic while I am at Dragon’s Lair Webcomic Rampage in Austin this weekend and with David, Danielle, Randy, Jeph, Bill, and...
The Final Stage Is Acceptance

The Final Stage Is Acceptance

Are you surprised Fox is slowly and calmly building a Fringe-sized coffin? Seeing as we have already established the Fringe is the best Sci-Fi show on TV, and FOX’s Doom Engine is powered by geek tears, you shouldn’t be. I honestly think Fringe is one of...
Curse Your Sudden But Inevitable Cancellation

Curse Your Sudden But Inevitable Cancellation

This could very well be my last Dollhouse related comic. Revisit the ghost of Dollhouse Comic Past HERE. I think this comic sums up my feeling towards Dollhouse’s cancellation pretty well. There was definitely a spark of Whedon-Genius there, but it wasn’t...
A God Among Actors

A God Among Actors

If Edward James Olmos played the God of Abraham, would Jamie Bamber play Jesus and then eventually fat Jesus? Would Katee Sackhoff play Mary Magdalene? I’m fairly sure we all know who would play Judas in this scenario (though he would make a pretty good Jesus...
The Darkseid Of The Fox

The Darkseid Of The Fox

[HOLIDAY SHPPING DEADLINES!!! I’ll be announcing these soon, but if you want a book (especially an Artist Edition) you should probably ORDER IT like right now] This origin story may sound familiar, and it may completely contradict the previous origin story for...
Black As Pitch Meeting

Black As Pitch Meeting

In all fairness to Fox, their proposed space western sounds more like a Jonah Hex ripoff than a Firefly/Serenity wannabe. Credit where credit is due, I suppose. I love writing for the Evil Fox Exec. Despite appearing only a handful of times, I have his entire back...
The Old Bait And Switch

The Old Bait And Switch

[NEW TO HE? Check out The Experiment, The Vault and The Store] I’ve got a really simple solution for anyone upset that Fox may bring Futurama back without Billy West, Katey Segal, John DiMaggio, Tres MacNeille, Phil LaMarr, Maurice LeMarche, Lauren Tom and David...
SciFi’s Choice

SciFi’s Choice

[digg-reddit-me]This comic has been making the inter–rounds so I though I would say “Hi” to all the new visitors. If you liked this comic, you can check out more HE comics about: TV, Dollhouse, Terminator: TSCC, SciFi, Joss Whedon, Battlestar...
Mixing Metaphors

Mixing Metaphors

Today’s HijiNKS Ensue brought to you buy Cmd+C/Cmd+V Comics. That’s Cmd+C/Cmd+V Comics, when your comic absolutely, positively has to be posted 12 hours late! [having dinner with the family then posting more… but the thing you need to understand is...
Monsters LLC, A Subsidiary Of Newscorp

Monsters LLC, A Subsidiary Of Newscorp

FOX employees are called “Sadness Technicians.” I guess it’s true that a tiger can’t change its stripes and a FOX can’t change its douchebaggery. Long story short, FOX is not going to air the 13th (and likely last ever) episode of...
A Crisis Of Faith

A Crisis Of Faith

Get it? Faith? Eliza Dushku? BAM! ZING! [Also, I should point out that Joel and Shepherd Eli are making a “W” sign on their chests in panel 3.] I really hate to fan the flames here, but Dollhouse just isn’t doing anything for me. I feel torn between...
Stacking The Odds

Stacking The Odds

As I type this, the series premiere of Joss Whedon’s first foray into TV in 5 years, “Dollhouse,” is only hours away. I approach this show with so much trepidation, that I’m not even sure if I’m enthusiastic any more. Joss and Fox have...
…Like It’s 10 Years After 1999

…Like It’s 10 Years After 1999

I am actually late for Eli’s New Year’s party, so I will have to update this post in the new year. After my fridge exploded today (true story) I was just glad to get the comic posted before 2009. Links: ‘Watchmen‘ Legal Woes Update Is There Any...
My Uncle The Astronaut

My Uncle The Astronaut

Molested by an astronaut. There’s your answer. What else could explain why Fox would launch a cerebral, high concept scifi show produced by Joss Whedon (Dollhouse) in the very same 9pm Friday time slot that obliterated their last cerebral, high concept scifi...
The Chronic-What?-cles of Sarah Connor

The Chronic-What?-cles of Sarah Connor

There you go. Josh IS an evil, hate filled robot from the future after all. Despite a slight climb in last week’s ratings, it is highly likely that “Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles” will get thrown into a vat of molten steel, only to give a...
Save Dollhouse!

Save Dollhouse!

All I’m saying is if we started collecting signatures on the petition now, it will save us time in the long run. How many of you want to wait until Fox actually cancels “Dollhouse” to start the “Save Dollhouse” campaign. We’ve...