Posts Tagged ‘fox’

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Discharged

by Joel on May 22, 2012 at 5:15 pm
Posted In: Comics
Seriously, could someone at least move the door to the Friday night Death Slot then put it on permanent hiatus? It's freakin' hot out here.

Alternate Title: Guess Who’s Coming to Cancel Dinner When I saw that Fox had finally, with Fringe going into its final season, purged all the icky sci-fi nerdity from their otherwise pristine network, I knew exactly where to go with the next HE storyline. The Evil Fox Executive (can he even still be called that?) is [...]

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Of Tradition And Obligation

by Joel on April 24, 2012 at 11:07 pm
Posted In: Comics
Oh, like I'm sure they had nothing to do with 'SNL' in the 80's or The Spanish Inquisition or 'SNL' in the 2010's!

Did you know I have published two books of my comics containing NEW COMMENTARY for absolutely every comic, embarrassing stuff I drew in middle school and high school, and LOTS more extras that have never been published online? Well, I did and I’m really proud of them and they have funny names and I think you should buy [...]

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Not Cool Cool Cool Cool, NBC

by Joel on November 22, 2011 at 6:29 am
Posted In: Comics
Hey, don't blue the messenger.

Not cool cool cool cool at all.  TV actors live under the constant threat of their livelihoods being ripped away by some faceless executive. Which I suppose is better than having their faces ripped away by some lifeless executive. It has to be an unbelievable shock going from a professionally unemployed actor to making 10′s [...]

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Causality And FX

by Joel on September 27, 2011 at 11:06 pm
Posted In: Comics
Ok, hang on! I'm going to look at my junk. You keep stepping on stuff and I'll tell you when to stop.

Alternate Title: Tera Novella Before you jump up my ass, YES I know they wrote off the possibility of a paradox in the pilot of Terra Nova by saying the past they travel to is in an “alternate time stream.” More on why I think that’s bullshit later. Ok, so I gave the Terra Nova [...]

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Regional Nomenclature

by Joel on March 25, 2011 at 4:16 pm
Posted In: Comics, Lo-FiJINKS
The traditional Australian family structure, or Blood Clan, goes Captain Walker [Father], Mrs. Walker [Mother], Bruce [Son or Shark], Girl Bruce [Daughter] and Tina Turner [Grandmother]. Australian Grandfathers were hunted to extinction by Paul Hogen and have since been outlawed.

TEAM EDWARD [James Olmos] THERE IS A NEW HE PODCAST!!! EPISODE 82 – C2E2 2011 Webcomics Rountable featuring: Joel Watson of HijiNKS ENSUE, Kris Wilson and Rob DenBleyker of Cyanide and Happiness, Ryan Sohmer of Least I Could Do, and Danielle Corsetto from Girls With Slingshots. If you preordered HE Book 2, please read the updated shipping times [...]

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Maybe In A Walternate Dimension

by Joel on February 18, 2011 at 2:44 am
Posted In: Comics
Then he let's me help him weaponize the venom into atomizing canisters for the U.S. Military. After that we watch reruns of M*A*S*H while he hooks his brain up the waffle maker and has acid flashbacks.

THE GEEKIEST OF ALL BRITISH KNIGHTS ON ONE SHIRT!!! NEW HE PODCAST [episode 79] IS HERE! Hours of extra podcast (including a Post Show where I sing autotuned 80′s pop hits) are HERE for Vault Subscribers. Fringe star says fans need to campaign NOW to save the show Every amazing Walter Bishop moment from last [...]

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The Bad News Bearer

by Joel on February 17, 2011 at 11:27 pm
Posted In: Comics
Oh, wait... that guy was just telling him that 'Fringe's' ratings weren't that bad in the Friday Night Death Slot. Can you tell him about the 'Firefly' thing? He's probably full now anyway.

THE GEEKIEST OF ALL BRITISH KNIGHTS ON ONE SHIRT!!! NEW HE PODCAST [episode 79] IS HERE! Hours of extra podcast (including a Post Show where I sing autotuned 80′s pop hits) are HERE for Vault Subscribers. Firefly returns to cable — in HD Watch Community’s hilarious Firefly nod UPDATE: HOLY SHIT! Nathan Fillion and Firefly’s [...]

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Self-Depritweeting

by Joel on December 15, 2010 at 5:05 pm
Posted In: Comics
All things considered, I guess we're lucky his twitter handle isn't @BrokenDeamsBoozePillsMorgue.

Get your HijiNKS ENSUE Book 2 Preoder on! GO HERE NOW! 1/3 of the Ultimate Fancy Editions are already gone! Also, I can now accept preorders via Check or Money Order. Thursday Dec. 16th is your last chance to order something from the HE Store and get it by Dec. 24th without paying for Express [...]

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I Mean About Future Calamity

by Joel on December 10, 2010 at 8:46 pm
Posted In: Comics, Lo-FiJINKS
I also may have eaten a few of those blue gel packs you keep in the freezer. Is it bad that I can see the past and the future but NOT the present?

Get your HijiNKS ENSUE Book 2 Preoder on! GO HERE NOW! Over 1/4 of the Ultimate Fancy Editions are already gone! Enjoy this Lo-FijiNKS comic while I am at Dragon’s Lair Webcomic Rampage in Austin this weekend and with David, Danielle, Randy, Jeph, Bill, and  Josh. Listeners to the HE Podcast will know that conversations with [...]

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The Final Stage Is Acceptance

by Joel on November 22, 2010 at 8:52 pm
Posted In: Comics
But if Fringe is on Thursday at 8pm in the other universe, how do you know THAT isn't their death slot? -- Simple, I check their Wikipedia to see what time slot Firefly had. Now give me one more scoop of turned mayo and set this baby to delicate!

Are you surprised Fox is slowly and calmly building a Fringe-sized coffin? Seeing as we have already established the Fringe is the best Sci-Fi show on TV, and FOX’s Doom Engine is powered by geek tears, you shouldn’t be. I honestly think Fringe is one of those shows that has a complete narrative to tell [...]

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