NEWS NEWS NEWS!!!
HijiNKS ENSUE finally has a proper About/Characters page, and an Archive page that links to and explains the different types of comics I’ve made over the years. I’ve also updated the Support page.
My Patreon hit $750, so starting in April (the first month Patrons will be charged) HijiNKS ENSUE will have an official Monday/Wednesday/Friday update schedule and THEN it went past $1000 so every month I will do TWO HijiNKS Hangouts, where me and my awesome cartoonist/creator/maker/professional awesome person friends will hang out with you live via Google+, answer questions, tell stories, draw dicks, etc. It will be a lot like my ComfyCon Panel.
At $1500, you will be forcing me to do FOUR HE comics a week, and I am OK with that.
SEATTLE FANCY BASTARDS! Emerald City Comicon is in 2ish weeks!
David and I will be at booth #1412 [MAP] right next to Cyanide & Happiness! I will have the leftover DDDT prints, other prints, books, shirts and sketches.
I’ll be doing TWO PANELS:
“The Cyanide and Happiness Group Sketch Jam Panel” / Friday, March 28, 6:10pm, Hall B, (Rooms 608-609)
“The Experiment: Making a Living Doing What you Love” / Saturday, March 29, 6:00pm, ROOM 3AB.
Also, make sure to follow the 6 comic guest arch Joel (“Comic Joel,” that is) will is doing over at Woody After Hours starting HERE.
COMMENTERS: Did you ever meet someone as a kid, or hear someone speak as a teen, or interact with a particular person in any way that made you say, “THAT. That is what I want to be.” Hearing Niel deGrasse Tyson talk on Cosmos (seriously, watch this show with your kids) about his encounter with Carl Sagan at 17, and how it shaped not only WHAT he wanted to become, but THE KIND OF PERSON he wanted to be really got me thinking about this.
@MasonLK · 90 weeks ago
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hijinksensue· 90 weeks ago
samaelsmile· 90 weeks ago
@no_relation · 90 weeks ago
“Okay, OKAY…shh, shhh, okay, what if…what if everything, like, EVERYTHING, was made of strings, man? Like, tiny little strings? And all the strings (heeheehee), all the strings were VIBRATING?!”
Adrian · 90 weeks ago
seriously · 90 weeks ago
Turns out in the fifteen minutes I was gone my sister-in-law dropped by with my 5 year old nephew to visit. And the expected phone call happened. My nephew answered the phone before she could stop him and he fervently promised whoever was on the other end he’d give me the message.
Yeah, turns out five year olds can’t take phone messages for shit.
His version of what was said basically boiled down to: “The man said to see the lady Monday, at um….I forget. But to call him back at exception um…seven hundred something. And I think his name was Lou.”
Luckily I was able to get a hold of “Lou”, whose real name was Albert, the appointment was for a Wednesday, the extension was 435, and he’d never said anything about a lady in the phone call at all.
Zee · 90 weeks ago
After about the third or fourth iteration, I realized that this was a child’s way of saying, “Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time…” laughed, and got a mop.
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zee · 90 weeks ago
@doublenatural · 90 weeks ago
Brother: Bombs
Me: What? Are you talking about the news? (this was around the time of that chemical bomb attack in Syria and the news was on)
B: No. Bombs in the air.
Me: I have no idea. What are we talking about?
B: My birthday. Bombs in the air.
Me: ???????
It transpired he was asking if he could have FIREWORKS (because they’re bombs in the air, of course) on his birthday because it’s his 30th. He couldn’t say that because he doesn’t do w or k very well with his impediment, so he improvised.
Kevin · 89 weeks ago
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Kevin · 89 weeks ago
I then spent quite a while trying to drunkenly convince her that there had been about 30 cookies in this single small bag.
Apologies were made the following morning ..
lou · 89 weeks ago
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@MelfinatheBlue · 81 weeks ago