Jurassic Park 4: Freakin’ Dinosaurs with Freakin’ Laser Beams
on August 20, 2007 at 5:00 amThe pitch meeting goes something like this: First Guy: How about we strap guns to the dinosaurs heads like in that 80′s cartoon DinoRiders! Studio Exec. Guy: I love it! Get this man a solid gold prostitute! Lesson 1: You stupid motherfuckers. Stop reanimating dinosaurs. It always leads to disaster. After seeing Jurassic Park in [...]








