Posts Tagged ‘david cross’

The War is Over and Everyone is Friends Again!

Friday, January 4th, 2008

Warner Bros. (before ho’s) goes Blu-Ray exclusive. Is this the end of the blah blah blah? Blah blah. Blah.

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And the whole Patton Oswalt, David Cross “Alvin and the Chipmunks” thing was an inside joke that David Cross forgot because of marijuana. Now everyone can hug and kiss and make up and make out.

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You can’t buy a cottage with hipster indie cred

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008

2008-01-04-david-cross.jpgDavid Cross is fucking awesome. Kudos to him for not taking shit about being in “Alvin and the Chipmunks.” (Most) actors are real people and need to work to pay the bills. Sometimes that means showing up for 2 weeks of shooting a crappy movie so you can buy a house.

All you know about me is what Ive sold you,
Dumb fuck.
I sold out long before you ever heard my name.

I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip shit,
And you bought one.

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