Unassembled

Unassembled

Super hero comics have a lot of problems when it comes to believable stories. Chief among them is when the there is a struggle and after all hope seems lost, the hero, or the hero’s weapon or the hero’s team is shown to be MASSIVELY powerful and effective...
We All Die Screaming

We All Die Screaming

The HIJINKS ENSUE STORE Is where you can buy stuff that I made! It supports me and my family and keeps this little operation going. This video RUINED my brain. Check Out Industrial Light and Magic’s Oscar Effects Reel for The Avengers COMMENTERS: Have you ever been...
Catches Fleas Just Like Flies

Catches Fleas Just Like Flies

The Fancy Sketch Drive ends on Wednesday 7/11/12! San Diego Comic-Con is this week! I will be hanging out at booth 1332 with Blind Ferret. Check my Twitter for signing times and availability. More info HERE. Grammar Dalek Shirts will go on presale after I get back...
I Will Avenger You. Will You Avenger Me?

I Will Avenger You. Will You Avenger Me?

UPDATE 05/18/12: Donation subscribers of any level will get access to an RSS feed with the full comic in it. Read more about the new direction I am taking the comic in and how you can help HERE if you haven’t already. Gigantic thanks to everyone that...
You Don’t Have To Go Home, But You Can’t Stay Here

You Don’t Have To Go Home, But You Can’t Stay Here

Alternate Title: “A Shawarma Bees” – I did not use this title because, despite making me laugh for an hour, it doesn’t make any sense. Read more about the new direction I am taking the comic in and how you can help HERE if you haven’t...
Waiving A New Banner

Waiving A New Banner

Alternate Title: “Hunting Ruffalo” Why are things happening in the comic that seem to relate to things that happened in yesterday’s comic and the day before’s comic? Because times, they are a changin’. Also comics. Comics are a thing that...
The Big Chill

The Big Chill

If this comic makes no sense or seems out of place, perhaps it is because you didn’t read yesterday’s comic. Oh, what’s that? You didn’t notice the continuity? Well, it’s new. We just had it installed. I’m not sure if I like the...
The Unwashed Masses

The Unwashed Masses

I’m doing something different with the comics starting this week. A bit of an experiment, or rather a continuation of The Experiment. I could certainly use your feedback and your support. Please take a few minutes and READ MORE here. The thing I hate the most...
Earth’s Most Magnetic Heroes

Earth’s Most Magnetic Heroes

Wow, we haven’t seen the Evil Fox Executive in a LONG time. I know Fox doesn’t have anything to do with The Avengers, but who else could be behind such a nefarious plot besides Joss Whedon’s oldest nemesis? Who else would want to take something good...
The Spirit Of Coincidence

The Spirit Of Coincidence

Pre-JocoCruiseCrazy Lo-Fi comics continue unabated! Or possibly unabashed! Or maybe unabridged. The closer I get to the cruise, the more useless my brain mind is go having. Do you ever get the feeling Nic Cage’s movies are less “planned out films”...
Fancy Bastards Assemble!

Fancy Bastards Assemble!

FANCY BASTARDS ASSEMBLE! Here’s your chance to help me do something very special for my family and in return get something very special of your own. SHORT VERSION: For $35 you (and 99 other Fancy Bastards) will get the “Fancy Bastards Assemble!”...
Guest Comic By Gordon McAlpin Of “Multiplex”

Guest Comic By Gordon McAlpin Of “Multiplex”

C2E2 IN CHICAGO IS THIS WEEKEND!!! I will be there with Randy [Something*Positive], Danielle [Girls With Slingshots] and David [Shortpacked & Dumbing Of Age]! Read more about it HERE. TEAM EDWARD [James Olmos] THERE IS A NEW HE PODCAST!!! EPISODE 81 – DICK...
What An As Hole

What An As Hole

UPDATE: The Book 2 presale has begun! This is a comic about multiple disappointments. The first is concerning NASA’s announcement that they found non-carbon-based life on earth found some bacteria that don’t die when you replace their phosphorus with...
Cursed, Hexed And Vexed

Cursed, Hexed And Vexed

I doubt it’s actually in real danger of cancellation (no I don’t), but according to sources (rumors) Marvel IS seriously trying to ruin Whedon’s Avengers by demanding a potentially impossibly low budget. COME SEE ME AND SCARY UNCLE RANDY THIS WEEKEND...
Making An X-Ception

Making An X-Ception

I realized recently that I never said anything about Marmaduke. So why not take a commentary about X-Men: First class needing some rewrites due to previously unknown similarities to Inception and just shoehorn that giant fucking dog right in there? It makes perfect...
I Am Edward Norton’s Inflamed Sense Of Rejection

I Am Edward Norton’s Inflamed Sense Of Rejection

Ed Norton Not in ‘Avengers’, Marvel Says It’s Not Money, Rep Claims It’s Totally About Money Confirmed: Edward Norton Out Of THE AVENGERS… And Pretty Much Every Marvel Movie From Here On Out! Mark Ruffalo Most Likely That Hulk Character...
The Pilgrim’s Progress

The Pilgrim’s Progress

This comic has essentially nothing to do with Scott Pilgrim vs. The World but I’ve been wanting to draw Josh’s “Rogue’s Gallery of Exes” for a while now. So there you go. If you are wondering where “Goldie Locks” is, I know...