Missing Mom


I’ve been making alternate versions of my recent comics with NEW JOKES and posting them exclusively for my Patreon Patrons. TODAY, AND TODAY ONLY, EVERYONE GETS TO SEE 5 DIFFERENT VERSION OF TODAY’S COMIC!!!!

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I’ve posted them HERE on my Patreon FREE FOR EVERYONE!

Dearest Sharksploders, please help me get my Patreon over the $2000 hump. Comics is my full time job, but it doesn’t currently pay full time money. Every little bit helps and is QUITE appreciated.




Condiment Courtesy


Ketchup in the fridge people are no better than sock-shoe, sock-shoe people

Please check out my Patreon and throw in a a few bucks a month so that making comics can continue to be my job.

If that doesn’t suit you, how about buying yourself a nice shirt or print from my store. That’s almost entirely self-serving when you think about it. Getting yourself a present, that is. You deserve it. You did a good thing one time, and now you need a reward lest you forget why you do good deeds at all and descend into your own personal moral chaos spectrum.