What Lies Beneath

What Lies Beneath

UPDATE: ONE(ish) WEEKS LEFT! THEN THEY’RE GONE GONE GONE!!! For the month of January 2015, both of my books are only $5 each. Buy 2 of them and I’ll give you a free mystery mini print. After January they are GONE FOREVER.  I am selling them at or below...
Bubblegum, Bubblegum, Toil and Troublegum

Bubblegum, Bubblegum, Toil and Troublegum

UPDATE: THIS WEEK! NEXT WEEK! THEN THEY’RE GONE GONE GONE!!! For the month of January 2015, both of my books are only $5 each. Buy 2 of them and I’ll give you a free mystery mini print. After January they are GONE FOREVER.  I am selling them at or below...
May Not Be Suitable For All Audiences

May Not Be Suitable For All Audiences

UPDATE: ONLY 2 WEEKS LEFT!!! For the month of January 2015, both of my books are only $5 each. Buy 2 of them and I’ll give you a free mystery mini print. After January they are GONE FOREVER.  I am selling them at or below cost so they can go to Fancy Bastards...
Learning Through Osmosis

Learning Through Osmosis

 This is such a true story, it is MULTIPLE true stories. With an S. The first time this happened I was in Toronto and the My Little Pony: Equestria Girls toys were being debuted at the show. Kiddo was obsessed with the movie and I was missing her first day of 1st...
Hanging Brain

Hanging Brain

NEW SHIRT!!!  Where’s Carl?! Shirts based on this comic are live at Sharksplode! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was my thing. Just like any red-blooded American boy I loved me some G.I. JOE and just like any advanced sentient machine boy from a war torn planet in...
No We Cain’t

No We Cain’t

“Winter Is Coming” shirts are now IN THE STORE!!! [based on this comic] Me, Randy Milholland, David Willis, Danielle Corsetto, Jeph Jaques, Rob Denbleyker and MORE will be at the Dragon’s Lair Webcomic Rampage panel/signing event on December 10th and...
Otherwise Occupied

Otherwise Occupied

“George Hurt You” shirts are in the store!!! First and foremost, I AM NOT casting judgement. I am merely expressing my confusion at the fandom of teenage to adult males surrounding My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, a cartoon made for little girls....
The Thin Furry Duke

The Thin Furry Duke

THE HIJINKS ENSUE STORE IS BACK!!! The newly relaunched HE Store is up and running over at Blind Ferret. Please go check it out and maybe buy a book or a shirt or something. Shirts will begin shipping soon, now that we are all back from Comic-Con. UPDATE: You asked...
You’re The Last Of The Time Lords, Charlie Brown

You’re The Last Of The Time Lords, Charlie Brown

UPDATE: THE SHIRTS ARE HERE!!! If you are waiting on your copy of HE Book 2, PLEASE READ THIS!!! I scoured the Internet, positive that someone had already done this. How, in the grand scheme of pop-culture references, had no one ever put these two ideas together?...
Thundercats Bro Before Thundercats Ho

Thundercats Bro Before Thundercats Ho

ONLY 18 UFE’s LEFT AND ONLY 3days left to get them: There are 18 Ultimate Fancy Editions of the book left and the files must be fully proofed and turned into the printer by Sunday 1/30/2011. Once those last UFE’s are sold I will have covered 100% of the...
The Silliest Of Bands

The Silliest Of Bands

BOOK 2 DEADLINE UPDATE! The deadline for ordering the Ultimate Fancy Edition AND getting your name in the book on the Fancy Wall of Fancy Fame is January 15th!!! Less than half of the 150 UFE’s remain! Show your support for HE and preorder the shit out of Book...
A Well-Reasoned Argument

A Well-Reasoned Argument

UPDATE: This comic was somehow turned into a shirt by space wizards with laser swords! CHECK IT OUT IN THE STORE! This idea has been stuck in my brain hole for a couple of months. I had to purge it lest I spend another night waking up in cold sweats screaming,...
Futuramifications

Futuramifications

NOTE OF INTEREST! HE Podcast is Live Tonight at 8pm Central [reddit-me] Thanks to FB Ytoabn for the “Hermes-ism” in panel 1. Follow me in Twitter and you can play along when I ask the FB’s for input and such. It’s Official!! 26 New Episodes Of...
Draggin’ Balls Zzz…

Draggin’ Balls Zzz…

Every single aspect of “Dragonball: Evolution“ is a giant turdtacular crapgasm. The only reason this movie is even on my radar is the fact that Spike James Marsters Spike is playing the boss fight, Lord Piccolo. I’m all for Buffy alums getting work,...
Brutal

Brutal

Josh and I saw Dethklok live on Saturday night. It’s hard to explain the series of mental hoops one has to jump through upon realization that you’ve just paid $50 to see a cartoon heavy metal band play live.  I’ve said this before on the HE Podcast,...
He’s Very LONEL-E

He’s Very LONEL-E

Spoiler Alert! WALL-E’s a Cylon. I saw the movie last night. Not my favorite Pixar product, but certainly worth the money.  I thought it was odd for Pixar to include video of REAL humans (assuming Fred Willard isn’t a cartoon of some kind) along with the...
The Bit Goes on for Like 6 Minutes

The Bit Goes on for Like 6 Minutes

Much like the first installment, I expect Hellboy 2 to be fun, but not great (or even great fun). It will be visually pleasing and keep me pretty entertained for 2 hours. I’m not really asking for anything more. I just don’t anticipate LOVING it. That...