HOLY CRAPBASTARDS! ME AND WIL MADE “THE CODE” INTO A SHIRT!!! Get it now @ Sharksplode! People will be scanning your chest like freaking crazy! As I am travelling in the belly of an iron sky engine, or bird cannon as you may call it, anc likely braving a pack of deadly imaginary bloodwolves, please [...]
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Posts Tagged ‘bacon’
NEWT FOR PRESIDENT!!! GET AWAY FROM HER, YOU BITCH!!! JoCo Cruise Crazy II Guest Week hasn’t sunk yet! We are taking on water, but the Coulton has assured us that the crew only left on all the lifeboats to get help. How deep is the ocean? Should I be wearing long pants or would shorts [...]
If you are waiting on your copy of HE Book 2, PLEASE READ THIS!!! My wife reminded me that last week was the 3 year anniversary of The Experiment. Wow. I have no idea how that happened (or how it continues to happen every day). You can read more about The Experiment HERE, show your [...]
While I am living it up (ie not sleeping, working long shifts with no breaks, being a sub minor internet celebrity for a select few geeks) at Emerald City Comic Con, Fancy Bastard and fellow webcartoonist Jerry Nowlin was kind enough to make you all a comic to read and direct your LOLs toward. Check [...]
The hobo baby’s name is Boxcar Chester A. Arthur. Hobaby? Babo? UDPATE: Yes, I know “Dr. Who” predates “Bill & Ted” by decades… that’s part of why I find the comparison amusing. #iloveexplainingthejoke This is why I don’t do continuity. Because if there were stories in HE they would all go like this comic. Also [...]
Mmm Mmm! Tastes Like Science! Lab grown meat might be 5 years or more away from reaching consumers but I guarantee you Arby’s is already doing preliminary market research. Speaking of Arby’s, I’ve been deathly ill for the last few days. It’s made comicing, breathing, and not drowning in my own head juices extremely difficult. [...]
Every night Josh cooks 6 pounds of bacon and reads aloud from the NecroOmNomNomicon. If you get the reference in this comic it must be because you (like me) have seen the trailers for Jennifer’s Body, because apparently no one saw the actual movie. Megan Fox is an attractive young lady, but other than that [...]
I saw District 9 this weekend and it was fantastic. I wholeheartedly recommend it to any scifi loving geek out there. I heard this from a lot of people, and I can’t agree more that District 9 was unlike any movie I have ever seen. I’m not saying it was the most amazing movie I’ve [...]
THE HE PODCAST HAS MOVED!!! UPDATE YOUR BOOKSMARKS AND FEEDS! IT’S RIGHT HERE: podcast.hijinksensue.com iTunes Listeners should probably unsubscribe then resubscribe Have you heard about this swine flu? It’s like the regular flu but with the added power of PIGS! Depending on who you ask, we are either all doomed to die a paranoid, hammy [...]
Expanding Our Culinary Horizons (Guest Comic by Tindómiel Muinamir)
by Joel on March 18, 2009 at 1:54 amDenise is actually quite the cook. I’ve always been OMNOMingly impressed with her culinary concoctions in the past. Though her people do have a nagging tendency to eat bile, and blood and unborn baby ducks and occasionally send a species to extinction for the sake of a good sammich. Though it might be beyond even [...]








