[STORE UPDATE] Thanks to the diligence of the Blind Ferret team, the HijiNKS Ensue Store is un-hacked, re-upped and back-backed! I’ve lost over a 1/4 of my merch revenue for the month (and Jan/Feb are already slow months) so let’s all go celebrate by BUYING SOMETHING!!! My temporary PRINT SHOP with my BRAND NEW “TESLA UNCOILED” print and many of [...]
Posts Tagged ‘aliens’
NEWT FOR PRESIDENT!!! GET AWAY FROM HER, YOU BITCH!!! There’s got to be more to it than warp drive, right? What about Mr. Clean Magic Easers? How could you consider a species for eventual admission into the United Federation of Planets if they can’t even get tough, baked on spaghetti stains off their glass top [...]
Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made this “Fighting Time Lords” shirt for you! No, really. Specifically FOR YOU. [Sorry, non-Doctor Who fans. This one doesn't make any sense to you.] The Whitehouse’s official stance on aliens, UFO’s and the like is that we haven’t yet made contact, and no information regarding extraterrestrials has [...]
Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made a thing! Check out our University of Gallifrey Fighting Time Lords Shirt over at Sharksplode. You know that thing where you try to make fun of a stupid movie premise by assuming the absolute dumbest thing they could possibly do with the source material, and then they ruin [...]
Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made a thing! Check out our University of Gallifrey Fighting Time Lords Shirt over at Sharksplode. STORE NEWS: The HijiNKS ENSUE Store is closed for a few weeks so I can make some big, exciting changes. [READ MORE HERE] In the meantime you can still get shirts from Sharksplode and [...]
There is a new HE Podcast. Download episode 77! You can still order Ultimate Fancy Editions of HE Book 2 AND get your name in the book until I tell you otherwise. Could be a few more days, or longer. Not Sure Yet. Feel free to use the new term I’ve invented, “paralleloquels,” to describe [...]
I dedicate this comic to Paul, who seems to actually enjoy this stupid-ass show. HEROES CON in CHARLOTTE, NC is THIS WEEKEND!!! Here’s a handy map that I made so that you can easily locate your favorite webcomics artists on Indie Island. Also, TODAY IS MY FREAKING BIRTHDAY!!! I am 29 years old for the [...]










