Episode 88 – Wizardo And The Hot Dog Guy

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Episode 88 – Wizardo And The Hot Dog Guy
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This one’s a rambler. PLEASE TO ENJOY!

Dave’s horrible movie idea, Hot Dog Aid, Joel forgets Jennifer Tilly exists, plenty of Wizard talk, Hot dog rock, “The GPS Of Fate” movie pitch, Kevin Kostner solves the crisis, poaching dinosaurs, bifurcated Spawn, downtown Phoenix is a dead zone, Rob gets Phoenix poisoning, the heartiness of the Irish, Liam Neeson as Lee Skeetumz, the magic of t-shirts, children’s alcohol, Van Halen, Total Remake, Nic Cage has range, Battlefield Earth is historical fan-fiction, Scientology’s religious pyramid scheme, The Tom Cruise conundrum, Mexico has it’s own Jesus, and Neil DeGrasse Tyson is a hero.

Episode 87 – ZombieWhatever.com

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The HijiNKS ENSUE Podcast
Episode 87 – ZombieWhatever.com
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Alex is back! Also Eli! Things are talked about in the following order!

Joel’s home theater woes, white van speaker bros, Jeremy Renner’s Ghost Protocol isn’t fooling anyone, age is a cruel mistress, Secretary spankings, Avatar makes the best jerk chicken, Thanks, Obama!, Zombie Gun Show, Doomsday Preppers, Hurricano, American Pickers EXPOSED AS FRAUDS!, Storage Wars is bullshit, Pawn Stars is ruined forever, Kat Von D if FUCKING BULLSHIT!, Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs, thum therioth questhtions for Counthelor Troi.

Episode 86 – Oh No! Promotheus!

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The HijiNKS ENSUE Podcast
Episode 86 – Oh No! Promotheus!
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Eli and Josh are back for some reason! 

Why do we start by talking about politics?! Eli, basically refuses to answer my questions about working on the Star Wars Kinnect game, Eli basically refuses to answer my questions about Harlem Nights, things get pretty racist concerning my reader/listener demographics, hiding your valuable in unwanted alcohol, a bit of Breaking Bad talk, Off brand Mountain Dew, P.F. Tompkins vs. P.F. Changs,  The Rack!, Brave and Cars 2, Pixar’s track record, XXX porn parodies, Anchorman 2, Dark Knight rises predictions, Rico’s Roughnecks vs. Dracula 3000, The Alien Resurrection/Firefly connection, Prometheus does not contain Predator.

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Episode 85 – 100% Pure Jesus

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The HijiNKS ENSUE Podcast
Episode 85 – 100% Pure Jesus
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On this episode I am joined by Rob Denbleyker and Dave McElfatrick of Cyanide and Happiness. We spend a great deal of time talking about Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids. We also get into racist Transformers, Serpentor’s interior design preferences, how Ireland is a different place than America, Rowan Atkinson, Texas potatoes, Billy Elliot, a deconstruction of the initial appeal of Limp Bizkit, Velociraptor linguistics, Scatman Popeye, Satanic country and western music, and racial inequality in The Jetsons.