Groverfield T-Shirt and MORE in the HijiNKS ENSUE STORE! Ohhhhh [Christmas] fuuuuudge! If I am not careful, A Christmas Story comics might become an annual thing. In the post for the previous comic, I asked you to reveal your favorite non-traditional Christmas/holiday-times movie (Edward Scissorhands, Die Hard, Over The Top, etc). A Christmas Story is [...]
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Archive for ‘December, 2011’
Michael Keaton’s Jack Frost isn’t counted among the best Christmas movies of all time since, much like The Santa Clause 3, it suffers from canonical issues. A later novel in the expanded Jack Frost universe (the EJFU to us Frosters) revealed that Michael Keaton’s character, Jack, did not actually die in the first movie, but [...]
Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made this Three Wheaton Moon shirt. You can buy it! Then you can wear it! Only two steps to total geeky happiness? Sign me up! Lifetime: The Network Your Aunt Likes (You know that ONE aunt? The one that moved back in with your grandma after her divorce.) [...]
“Winter Is Coming” shirts are now IN THE STORE!!! [based on this comic] “¿Terra? No Va” translates to “Terra? Doesn’t Go.” As in, “With such a great premise Terra Nova could go SO MANY AMAZING PLACES, but choses not to.” I have written at least four pages of stream of consciousness, black and white notebooks from Se7en-style [...]
“Winter Is Coming” shirts are now IN THE STORE!!! [based on this comic] Eventually they release a Zoo movie called W3 Bough7 4 2oo, but no one can tell if it’s a prequel or a sequel. It stars Vin Diesel. This doesn’t qualify as an actual Wheaton comic dare, since Wheaton merely suggested I do something I was [...]
“Winter Is Coming” shirts are now IN THE STORE!!! [based on this comic] Put the Krampus back in Krampusnacht! I demand my crazy holiday beliefs receive equal commercial exposure! Keep your horn of plenty, because Krampus has horns o’plenty! Wait, I think that last one was more about Thanksgiving! STRIKE THAT ONE, but pay the necessary attention to the [...]
OMG FOR THE LOVE OF KRAMPUS, CAN WE PLEASE MAKE #howitslaid A THING?! PLEASE?! It’s all I want for Christmas. Earlier this week I was live tweeting an episode of How It’s Made where, from the sounds of it, they were either hand-crafting horse saddles or reanimating Frankenstein’d leather daddies: “He inserts the bushing in [...]
Buy my book. Buy my book. BUY MY BOOK! Why is Joel reading a newspaper? Perhaps you remember the treatment that Steve Jobs, a Buddhist, had at the hands of the editorial cartoonists of America. Yesterday, upon learning of Christopher Hitchens’ untimely death, my friend Josh Cagan commented via twitter: “That sound you hear is every [...]
Dragon’s Lair Webcomic Rampage 2011 Fancy Photo Comic Part 2
by Joel on December 13, 2011 at 11:44 pmThe HIJINKS ENSUE STORE Is where you can buy stuff that I made! It supports me and my family and keeps this littler operation going. IMPORTANT HOLIDAY SHIPPING INFO! If you want something from Sharksplode to arrive before December 25th, your best bet is to place your order by December 14th! What Sharksplode items make the [...]
Dragon’s Lair Webcomic Rampage 2011 Fancy Photo Comic Part 1
by Joel on December 12, 2011 at 6:43 pm“George Hurt You” shirts are in the store!!! IMPORTANT HOLIDAY SHIPPING INFO! If you want something from Sharksplode to arrive before December 25th, your best bet is to place your order by December 14th! What Sharksplode items make the best gifts? How about: Fighting Time Lords Shirts and Hoodies Three Wheaton Moon Shirts “I’m the [...]










