[reddit-me]Of all the recent celebrity deaths, the only one I’ve really cared about is Billy Mays. As the comic states, I was in sales for 10 years and I did fancy myself an inventor when I was younger. I have notebooks full of “inventions” that I hoped would one day be sold on TV or [...]
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Archive for ‘June, 2009’
[reddit-me]Not content with simply giving the world robot pissing, robot farting and robot dicks (that shoot lasers), Sir Michael Bay (not really a knight) decided “Transformers 2” wouldn’t be complete with robot balls. That’s classy film making right there. Michael Bay doesn’t really have to respect us as an audience, though. He continually shovels shit [...]
There was a rumor/news story that was quickly debunked that Michael “Can we make an explosion explode?” Bay was retiring from the action film genre and moving on to other pursuits. Whether there was an ounce of truth to the story or not, doesn’t concern me. Explosions as an art form and story telling medium, [...]
Who: The HE Podcast Crew, a few other friends and YOU FANCY BASTARDS! What: Shitty Movie Night to celebrate my 28th Birthday (which was June 3rd). We’re broadcasting the event live over Ustream so you can watch along and make fun of the terrible movies with us in the chat room. When: Saturday Night, 06/27/09 [...]
[I have some errands to run, but I'll post my initial thoughts on the iPhone 3GS soon.] Or maybe just no blog post today.
Today is iPhone 3Gs delivery day. I’ve been refreshing FedEx’s tracking page every 45 seconds for 8 hours. Jun 19, 2009 4:18 AM – At dest sort facility – DALLAS, TX Jun 19, 2009 6:58 AM – At local FedEx facility – ADDISON, TX Jun 19, 2009 8:32 AM – On FedEx vehicle for delivery [...]
I hope you guys dug the guest comic that I did for Jeph. Today is his birthday, and everyone deserves a day off once in a while. If you are new to HijiNKS Ensue here are the basics: It’s a geek comic. There are 3 main characters. Joel has the hair flip, Josh is the [...]
Ephram? Paw? Sweet Apple IIe of Appalachia, it’s The Technobillies! Ephram and Paw get their satellite service from a special program provider that caters directly to those of a certain cultural status. It’s 400 channels of reality-game shows hosted by Jeff Foxworthy. This is a friendly reminder to call your grandma and explain why her [...]
NOTE OF INTEREST! HE Podcast is Live Tonight at 8pm Central [reddit-me] Thanks to FB Ytoabn for the “Hermes-ism” in panel 1. Follow me in Twitter and you can play along when I ask the FB’s for input and such. It’s Official!! 26 New Episodes Of FUTURAMA To Hit Comedy Central In 2010!! It’s official: [...]
Hey! It’s Boxcar Pete! You know, the lovable hobo that talks like a pirate? Little known fact about Pete, there’s no eyeball behind his monocle. Some say he isn’t a man at all, but a horde of ravenous rats stacked 6 feet high. Those people are stupid. He’s obviously a stab-happy hobo. Josh must be [...]








