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To the 1 guy that needed desperately to know Weezy Jefferson on a deeper level, I apologize that Google led you here. I am also humbly sorry that this post will do you further injustice by strengthening Google’s misguided belief that HijiNKS Ensue is a wealth of Weezy knowledge.

Next time try Weezypedia.

You can also educate yourself on the great state of Florida.

Josh Reviews Transformers: The (other) Movie

Joel: was that [the transformers movie] any good
Josh: yes
Josh: and by yes, i mean no
Joel: are the robots in disguise?
Josh: the movie is entertaining enough while you are watching it
Josh: and then as soon as it’s over you realize you hated it
Joel: most movies are that way
Josh: most movies i hate while i’m watching it
Josh: this movie was fun and exciting and when it was over i realized it was the most shallow thing i had ever seen on film
Josh: by several orders of magnitude
Josh: the movie is fucking schizofrenic
Josh: it doesn’t know if it wants to be serious or tongue-in-cheek
Josh: any humor not involving Shia leBouf is dreadful. Extremely cringe inducing
Joel: youve sold me
Josh: the robot designs make no sense in motion
Josh: when 2 of them are fighting you can’t tell what’s going on at all
Josh: you barely get their names. most of them never talk, and the ones that do are fucking annoying
Josh: except for Optimus
Josh: Bumblebee was pretty cool but still manages a bit of inappropriateness
Joel: robot cock?
Josh: yes
Josh: robot cock
Josh: i’m not kidding
Joel: i’ll take two
Josh: bumblebee throws an oil filter and pisses oil all over a guy
Josh: from his crotch
Josh: there’s an awful long scene about masturbation
Joel: Unicron Masturbation?
Josh: no
Josh: shia lebouf masturbation
Josh: and the awkard parental accusation thereof
Joel: “You’ve got the TOUCH!”

Digg Dugg

I don’t know if all you cool internet kids are down with the Digging or not. But let’s suppose momentarily that you are so inclined. How about showing some love and inclining yourself on over to exactly right here, and Digging the hell out of the latest comic.

Speaking of social internets two-point-Oh and the like, I just got all signed up for the Pownce beta. I’m not exactly sure what all it can do that my regular one-dot-oh-no-he-didn’t internet can’t do. I am hoping I can use it to send out alerts to readers. Anyone used this to any avail? Other suggestions? MySpace? Facebook? MyFace? Spacebook? The Great Space Coaster?

Also, Shouldn’t they have called it Pwnc3?

hijinks ensue Pownce