wtf – HijiNKS ENSUE

Eli is a dead terrorist

Joel — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 03:59:27 +0000

Seriously? If I told you one of these people was a dead Hizbullah leader and the other was a Mexican video game artist and comic book enthusiast, would you know who was who?

No, you absolutely would not.

Have some links for lunch

Joel — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:31:26 +0000

On the house.

Steampunk Justice League (coolest thing I’ve seen all day)

There is nothing funny about this guy’s face (heartbreaking)

Dangerous lesbian criminal escapes police custody (hide your daughters)

Ratatoing and the Little Cars

Joel — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 21:03:25 +0000

Many of you have probably already seen this but for those who haven’t had their fill of internet sadness today, I give you SUPER CRAPPY CGI PIXAR/DREAMWORKS RIPOFFS HOORAY!!!!

Ratatoing? Seriously? The company (which is the wrong term because company implies organization and structure) behind these… things is Branscome International, LLC. Is it me, or does that sound like “Brain Scumb.” They should hire Eli’s friend with the bear.

Blue Moon of WTF

Joel — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 18:22:19 +0000

So, Conan went back on the air sans a writing staff. I assume he didn’t want to do it this way but pressure form the network and advertisers was probably too much to bare. Before bed I decided to flip on his show (I haven’t watched it since about season 3 or 4 when it was super-freak-out-low-budget-weird-awesome) and see what they could possibly do without writers.

The monologue was more like 4 min of so-so stand up (no news or references), with a lot of filler. Then this happened:

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9lXcUL2GQw]

Not since Little Conan Babies, or the Masturbating Bear have I been so simultaneously entertained and confused by the chalky white giant with the scarlet pompadour. The best part is that he was DEAD serious. You know he sings that in the shower.

Morph the screen into something cool

Joel — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 17:13:13 +0000

Could you explain Programming, please?

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