“PORTA JOHN SMITH” SHIRTS ARE UP AT SHARKSPLODE!!! The big giant mega blowout HE Store sale is over, and we are putting the final touches on the new HE store which will soon live HERE. Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. Spoilers to follow!!! I don’t think I liked the pilot of Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. There, I said it. […]]]>
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The big giant mega blowout HE Store sale is over, and we are putting the final touches on the new HE store which will soon live HERE.
Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. Spoilers to follow!!!
I don’t think I liked the pilot of Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. There, I said it. In fact, I’m pretty sure the only thing I actually did like about it was Clark Gregg as Phil Coulson (which was sort of a given). But wasn’t the whole show supposed to be a given? Wasn’t this a geek no-brainer? Like, no matter what: Whedon(s) + Coulson + super hero stuff + spy stuff + Marvel universe = A thing that all geeks will love until the coming of Galactus? I don’t know. It just didn’t hit for me in any of the areas I expected it to, or hoped it would.
Characters: Coulson – Great. Just great. I love Clark Gregg as Coulson and I want to see more of him all the time. Also, he’s probably still all or mostly dead.
Ward: Pretty guy. Delivers lines about being a by the book bad ass, but doesn’t seem to believe them. I hope he gets better.
Fitz/Simmons: Whedon demands a Willow. Willow was great and got greater. Topher (Dollhouse) was a better Willow than Willow. Fitz/Simmons are a lesser Topher, further divided by being incased inside of two different people who serve the function of one character. Not sure about these two. I will either love them by mid season or pray for their deaths.
Skye: Whedon has cast another Dushku. This does not bode well.
Dr. Shepard Book: Hey! It’s Shepard Book! As a doctor!
Story: What is even going on here? S.H.I.E.L.D. was this massive organization with a Hellicarrier and tons of foot soldiers and Quinjets and all these resources and now it seems to be a small government agency run out of a small government building and a large airplane that spends most of it’s time on the ground being an office. I don’t remember them establishing that Coulson was putting together a special unit or a tiny team that would carry out certain missions of importance. It seems like he’s just randomly recruiting new people to… keep doing what S.H.I.E.L.D. already does (police the activities of super heroes booth good and evil/protect regular dummies from knowing so much that they can’t get through their regular dummy lives). I needed a mission imperative or an event that creating a new team would be a response to. They hinted that The Battle Of New York (The Avengers) was an escalation point, but I didn’t see it as the impetus for “Getting Super Serious” and gathering new talent. Maybe I missed something.
Things are further complicated/confused by the fact that Skye reveals herself to be the villain/organization/terror threat they are fighting/seeking out in the beginning of the episode, The Rising Tide. Then they sort of ignore this and recruit her for S.H.I.E.L.D. for her l33t hax0ring skillz. This is where my comprehension of the story totally jumps ship. She already KNOWS what S.H.I.E.L.D. is and isn’t her whole purpose to BRING THEM DOWN?! To prevent them from keeping people from knowing the truth about super heroes? Doesn’t she make this abundantly clear? Don’t they catch her in the act of doing this? Coulson doesn’t say, “Work for us or go to that prison hole from Batman 3 for the rest of your life.” He just ignores everything and invites her to sign up for fun times in a flying car.
Then the whole, “They used everything we know from The Avengers and Iron Man 3 (super solider serum, gamma radiation, alient metal, Extremis) mixed together to make a super hero,” plot line just rubbed me the wrong way. Just seemed like a lazy tie in to the movies and an easy way to blow there “How are we going to get more super heroes/villains?” wad for the whole season in the first hour.
Writing: The pilot felt like a script that had too many rewrites and ended up with a lot of incongruous elements. The humorous moments were all Coulson’s and seemed like Whedon did punch up on a script that he didn’t write (though he does have a writing credit).
Acting: Too early to judge. Clark Gregg is great, but you already knew that. Everyone else seems SUPER green. J. August Richards seemed out of his element. Again, like a guy that knew the words he was supposed to say, but didn’t believe them. The more the “Centipede/super serum/Extremis/whatever” takes over, the less believable his performance becomes. Baby Dushku is… baby Dushku. Ward seems like a blank slate. At most I expect he will be inoffensive.
Bottom Line: I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANY MORE! Maybe I’m too old, or maybe my tastes have changed too much since the last time Whedon had a TV show I really loved. I didn’t care for Iron Man 3, but I loved Iron Man 2 (the one EVERYONE hates), and I wouldn’t loose any sleep if Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. didn’t have a second episode. I found it unfocused and boring. What is wrong with me?
COMMENTERS: What did you think of Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D? Mild spoilers are OK.
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Kschenke · 90 weeks ago
@occono · 90 weeks ago
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@occono · 90 weeks ago
@ErinGarvey4 · 90 weeks ago
Also, Iron Man 2 was awesome!
@DakkaKnight · 90 weeks ago
@Cyraknoss · 90 weeks ago
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Dave · 90 weeks ago
hijinksensue· 90 weeks ago
@philurich · 90 weeks ago
I guess you probably *did* watch them from the pilot onwards, but they just made so little impact you don’t recall
Bruceski · 90 weeks ago
earlleonardmusicforkids· 89 weeks ago
Gregory Lynn · 90 weeks ago
Also, Willow is the Willowest Willow, so while Topher is awesome and all, he’s not a better Willow, because Willow.
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hijinksensue· 90 weeks ago
Dave · 90 weeks ago
This Sky character… I absolutely cannot get behind. During the interrogation scene Wife says “Oh no… she’s going to be a regular isn’t she?”
If I have to hear one more time “I did XYZ with a laptop” I’m going to scream.
The only characters that don’t seem like cardboard cut outs are Coulson and Mel. The rest? Throwaways at best, annoying as hell at worst.
I would like to second the question “What happened to the organization that has the resources we saw in the Avengers?” I get that you can’t show that on TV, so show me WHY this group is smaller.
Just… Yuck. Here’s hoping it’s all just a bad case of pilotitis.
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Dave · 90 weeks ago
hijinksensue· 90 weeks ago
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Bruceski · 90 weeks ago
MrSueDenim· 90 weeks ago
Kirby · 90 weeks ago
Coulson’s comment about the one agent’s family seems like it’s trying to set him up as some kind of son of a mafia don or something like that.
Who is Skye, really?
Why doesn’t this agent want to do field work?
Hill’s comment about Coulson.
Centipede seems like they’re trying to lay the groundwork for a Mr. Fix/Tinkerer character to serve as an overall villain, with someone trying to learn how Extremis and other things work.
Other than that, I think they’re trying to bring it in as this is the quick in and out team. He did say he was putting together his own team, but I don’t think they really gave a particular reason. Probably kind of a quick and quiet response team.
I think we’ll probably come back to the whole Red Dawn things. In the beginning I think she sees them as this big government conspiracy set to keep people in the dark and maybe starts to see things in a different light as things progress? Maybe it’s a buried lead? I on’t really know.
But I loved it, and I think it might be worth seeing how it progresses.
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gabepuratekuta· 90 weeks ago
DuckAmuck · 89 weeks ago
“She drew.. I think it’s a poo. With knives sticking out of it.”
Agent Coulson – YES! (set up for more What’s Behind the Curtain He Thinks is Tahiti.)
Cobie Smulders – YES! YES! Love her. Love her. Not wasted on not meeting someone’s mother now.
Ming Na – YES! YES! YES! Wasn’t expecting that one. Set up for her back story.
Fitz & Simmons – YES! YES! AND YES! I just hope they can not talk quite so fast so I can better understand what they’re saying – but YES!
EvilJorge · 90 weeks ago
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thelogos · 90 weeks ago
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Huttj509 · 90 weeks ago
“People need to know what’s going on! I want to know what’s going on! Don’t hide reality from me, I mean us!”
“Hey, come with us, we could use your skills, you get to be on the front lines of what’s going on, cause that’s what you really want, and as a bonus, you get to see some situations where it’s probably better the public DOESN’T know about it, and thus stop spreading secrets willy nilly.”
Yes, SHIELD could probably back off hiding things behind the curtain, but indiscriminate information spewing can do more harm, especially since it gives info not just to the public, but to the actual bad guys.
“A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it.”
Huttj509 · 90 weeks ago
earlleonardmusicforkids· 89 weeks ago
Candace · 90 weeks ago
I have actually enjoyed all the Iron Man movies, although I did like 3 better than 2.
FuryOfFirestorm· 90 weeks ago
I’m still going to give it a chance because even Buffy took a few episodes to get into the groove.
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hijinksensue· 90 weeks ago
the captain · 90 weeks ago
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Bruceski · 90 weeks ago
I didn’t like the “working for some other shadowy organization” thing though, if you have the organization to be a big secret force then just handing everything you’ve got to a doctor to inject into people seems… a bit blase. If one person gets ahold of that stuff I can see them being crazy with it but if it’s doled out it doesn’t work for me. If they make these guys into a black market “we’ll sell anything to anyone who has the money and if they blow their hands off with it it’s not our problem” instead of the currently-implied sinister agenda I’ll like them a lot more.
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Bruceski · 90 weeks ago
When I heard about this show I expected a bit of a monster-of-the-week. Investigating a cluster of cases of gamma radiation sickness in one, some Asgardian artifact (not world-ending but “how did it get here and are there more”) turning up in a pawn shop in another episode. Dealing with some new supers who have no idea how it happened (“Have you always been able to teleport?” “I dunno, I never tried before last week.”), that kind of thing. For that kind of approach to things though, Scorpion feels like something to end a season with rather than begin it.
gabepuratekuta· 90 weeks ago
Bruceski · 90 weeks ago
@JonS253 · 90 weeks ago
The whole setup kind of put me in mind of the SCP Foundation. The Foundation seeks to contain and understand those parts of the world too weird or dangerous for the general public; they have other groups that are usually opposed but sometimes work with them, like the Global Occult Coalition (that wants to destroy all the weirdness) and the Serpent’s Hand (that wants to *use* all the weirdness, and if it destroys the world in the process, oh well). So Rising Tide would be the Serpent’s Hand to SHIELD’s Foundation. Or something like that.
hijinksensue· 90 weeks ago
http://io9.com/the-biggest-unanswered-questions-f…
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Huttj509 · 90 weeks ago
“Well, I could go hack the DMV to find his address, but that would take 5 minutes, including the walk to the van. Why bother?”
Neil · 90 weeks ago
I’m hoping the problems here are the teething troubles you get in a lot of pilots. As long as it’s better than Enounter At Farpoint there’s always hope.
@sarge_smith · 90 weeks ago
They really should have shot a two hour premiere to give themselves enough room to explain the operating parameters, and since they didn’t, I would expect that will take three or four episodes to cover the same ground. But all the One-shots were good… I think the universe is going to be pretty solid and the team (once they become one) will have a lot of that spy-ee clean up that used to grace the pages of the comic book.
@BigNed · 90 weeks ago
HeaddeskHeaddeskHeaddesk
Short version – I think this is meant for a younger audience (Disney show about a Disney property on a Disney network) as it is being aired early primetime opposite The Voice. My 3.75 year old liked it and didn’t have tons and tons of questions. Serious fans might feel “prequelled” but I think Disney is aiming for broader appeal.
I see this as Marvel NCIS and I like some of the ways they tweak that genre. Ward admits he’s shallow and insecure (which accounts for why you don’t believe him – he doesn’t believe himself), Coulson chooses complete trust and disclosure over intimidation. My expectations are that it will be my favorite procedural drama but it won’t be revolutionary.
As for the premise for why Coulson is putting together the team, I took away from the pilot that they were there to handle jobs that could not be kept out of the public eye. They are the “face” of S.H.I.E.L.D., so to speak.
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brigidkeely· 90 weeks ago
I thought the recycled explodey super powers theme was weak (although I liked the visual of how it was implemented, on his arm). I was really put off by the brainy pair. They just seem super cliched. I didn’t get the plot line with the super hacker woman who lives in a van, either. She’s… against them? But she’s… working for them now? Maybe? Will she betray them? Will she not? Why wouldn’t she? I just… I don’t know?
My husband’s been looking forward to this show for a long time, and set it up to DVR. He came home from work and even though it was late and he was tired (He regularly works 12+ hour shifts and gets up at 5am to get to work on time) he still wanted to watch it instead of saving it for the weekend. He wound up playing Candy Crush and only half paying attention to the show.
A friend of mine pointed out that Whedon pilots are always pretty weak and the shows don’t usually hit their stride for a few episodes which seems incredibly wrong to me. I mean, the pilot is supposed to capture attention. How can you make ti weak? What’s wrong with you as a writer/director/etc if you consistently pump out weak pilots? IDK.
I wasn’t impressed by this show, will check in a few times more, but will probably end up just watching with my husband while actually reading a book or playing computer games.
Which is frustrating. I’m in general a fan of Whedon and am an old school Marvel fan and have liked the recent movies quite a bit. And then this? I wasn’t expecting The Best Show In The History Of Ever, but if the highest note for me is Ron Glass something is wrong. I mean, Ron Glass is great and all, I’m not trying to diss him and his career, but still.
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hijinksensue· 90 weeks ago
This is also my wife’s measure of quality.
@kellyskritters · 90 weeks ago
The small group is Level 7, kinda like the MiB I suppose.
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hijinksensue· 90 weeks ago
@JonS253 · 90 weeks ago
“I’m cleared for Level 6. I know Coulson was killed in action before the Battle of New York.”
(Coulson steps out of the dark corner) “Welcome to Level 7. (pause) Sorry, it’s really dark in that corner, I couldn’t help myself. I think there’s a lightbulb out.”
Later, someone asks if the Avengers know what happened to Coulson. The only reply is, “They’re not cleared for Level 7.”
hijinksensue· 89 weeks ago
mist · 78 weeks ago
@WayneBasta · 90 weeks ago
Tom · 90 weeks ago
In short, we both thought it was solid, and I really don’t understand all of the criticism.
@philurich · 90 weeks ago
Mostly I suspect that without someone like Tim Minear, Joss Whedon just doesn’t get much of an edge. It’s just pure fun, but it isn’t anything *more* than that, unfortunately. It’s probably unfair to expect a show about superheroes to be grounded, but it seemed to me like the fundamental issue was in fact its lack of grounding. But it’s quite possible that it’ll get better, and it was easily enjoyable enough as comic book style wit that I’ll stick with it.
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hijinksensue· 90 weeks ago
You might have the answer right there. Very interesting.
Bruceski · 89 weeks ago
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Hotsauce · 89 weeks ago
It seems to me that it’s Whedon’s return to a monster-of-the-week ensemble show, and I’m optimistic. Does nobody remember how extremely cheesy season 1 of Buffy was?
Mitt · 89 weeks ago
The acting was pretty bad too. That my be because of the bad writing. Ming Na Wen was the only one eve trying.
mist · 78 weeks ago
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mist · 78 weeks ago
A lot of the geeky tech is cool and the pseudo babble works as a plot device, simply because exposition into what makes things tick would kill the story momentum – yet the geeks would love to poor through the designs and inventions and crazy ideas. Stuff that can be done online without disturbing the online flow of the show.
It could even be used as an open-source skunkworks platform for “Whedon-SHIELD” development. Writers could put up “real world” (ie story) devices and situ-reports, (just the tech side) and say “we need Agents to be able to scan in real time and transmit holographically” F&S & team, lets brainstorm some solutions. Then whatever fits the story best could be used on show…and to get your tech buzz without F&S having to sound hollow with pseudo-babble, they have an following coming up with good sounding ideas.