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Fatal1ty – HijiNKS ENSUE https://hijinksensue.com Comics, Podcasts, Videos and Funny Stuff by Joel Watson Mon, 30 Jul 2007 02:24:56 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.13 1118687 Fatal1ty: PwNing n00bz @ teh m4LLz0rZ https://hijinksensue.com/fatal1ty-pwning-n00bz-teh-m4llz0rz/ https://hijinksensue.com/fatal1ty-pwning-n00bz-teh-m4llz0rz/#comments Sun, 22 Jul 2007 00:56:29 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/2007/07/21/fatal1ty-pwning-n00bz-teh-m4llz0rz/ Fatal1ty @ the mall

Jonathan “Fatal1ty” Wendel was at the mall this afternoon whoring some keyboards, mice, video cards and other 1337 w4rez.

They were inviting n00bz to play against him for the chance to win $300. One frag got you the prize. The few “competitors” i saw were laid to waste in a matter of seconds.

I can see similar one sided fights coming to our local consumer hot spots:

Contest: Getting a show canceled by Fox
Against: Tim Minear
Odds: Your show gets 6 episodes aired, his is pulled after the opening credits of the pilot (4am Thursday time slot).

Contest: Destroying a beloved Sci-Fi frachize
Tag Team Match: Rick Berman and George Lucas take on all challengers
Odds: You just can’t roll with the big dogs. You lose.

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