FIRST PLACE goes to Troy Zimmerman for this Edward Gorey inspired version of me. Clearly this is my destiny. This is my inescapable fate. Troy wins a digital commission of any 1 or 2 HE characters of his choice, doing pretty much whatever (within reason).
SECOND PLACE goes to Jess D. for JOEL AND ELI JOUSTING ON FREAKING DINOSAURS! Check that crazy nonsense out! Jess wins any two signed HE comic prints from my store.
THIRD PLACE goes to Zach Martin for a pretty accurate portrayal of a way that I will likely die. Come to think of it, all three of these feature my potential, if not certain demise in some fashion or another. Zach wins any one signed HE comic print of his choice from my store.
Thank you, Fancy Winners! Email me to claim your prizes.
Honorable mentions go to Patrick Chin Cheong, for this account of our actual meeting at a convention. You can read a very kind and touching story about it here at his blog.
Another honorable mention goes to Steve Walvick for these weird-ass Haikus, because he was the only applicant who took my advice to “write a Haiku if you can’t draw” to heart. I’m not sure how I feel about the part about Josh’s dong being so close to the part about my daughter though.
Last Sunday, May 11th, HijiNKS ENSUE turned 7 years old! What does that even mean? Why am I still allowed to do this? In celebration, I am holding a Fancy Fan Art Contest just like last year. And, just like last year, the rules are the same:
You’ll have a week (maybe 2 depending on how quick the submissions come in) to submit your most creative depiction of anything HE related in your artistic medium of choice. Crayon, paper mache, dubstep dance mix, digital drawing, whatever. There are no guidelines for what you can make or how you can make it, but know that I will be judging based on how much effort you appear to have put in, and/or how funny/amusing it I find it.
Please create your thing and email it, or a picture of it if it is a physical item to comics at hijinksensue dot com. Please send attachments no larger than 1mb, but feel free to link to larger versions.
If I get at least 5 submissions by a week from today (which is Wednesday 5/21/14), I will post a winner by that Friday. If I don’t get at least 5, then I’ll push the contest a week.
Check out last year’s winners. Think you can do better? I don’t see how.
PRIZES? Hell YES, there are prizes!
First Place will get a digital commission by me! I will draw any HE characters (up to two characters) you like, doing pretty much whatever you like (within reason) and send you a full color file suitable for printing and framing!
2nd Place will get 2 signed HE comic prints of their choosing. International winners will need to pay shipping.
3rd Place will get a signed print of any HE comic of their choice.
If you don’t want to participate, but you want to tell HE happy birthday, please consider making a donation, becoming a Patron, buying something from the HE Store or Sharksplode or checking out my Amazon Wishlist.
]]>In 3rd place with his portrayal of Juan Q. Zach on the Iron Throne is Gary Marks! Of all the hand drawn submissions, this one made me laugh the most.
Gary wins a signed HE comic print of his choice.
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In 2nd place with an ACTUAL SONG all about HijiNKS ENSUE is Adam Sakellarides! I was terrified to listen to this, in the event that it might be terrible, but I was wonderfully surprised when the music and singing were great and the lyrics showed a real understanding and love of the comics. I am SUPER FLATTERED by this composition. Way to freaking go, Adam!
Adam wins a Sharksplode shirt of his choice and a signed HE comic print of his choice.
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And in first place with… holyunicornjesuscanyoueven… JUAN Q. ZACH MADE MEATSPACE, is Jessica Schwab! Jessica showed me the very beginnings of this back at Emerald City Comicon in early march. I was excited, having seen her craftyworks before, but in the intervening months I honestly forgot about it. Then this chicken-lizard harbinger of the apocalypse shaped cute-bomb hit my inbox and and all my blood exploded. Jessica, you owe me new blood. Also you owe me this doll. Send it to me immediately. The address is on the contact page. Stop reading and do it now. Here’s Jessica’s account of this adorable abomination’s creation.
Jessica wins a digital commission by me! I will draw any HE related characters or thing she likes and send her a full color file suitable for printing and framing!
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Hey winners, email me and let me know what you want and where to send it. Thanks!
There were a lot more submissions, and ALL OF THEM were really good. I was crazy impressed with the talent among you Fancy Bastards. I’ve posted all the honorable mentions on my Tumblr.
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Tomorrow (May 11, 2013), HijiNKS ENSUE turns 6 years old. To celebrate I want to hold a Fancy Bastard Fancy Fan Art contest.
You’ll have the next week, maybe 2 depending on how quick the submissions come in, to submit your most creative depiction of anything HE related in your artistic medium of choice. Crayon, paper mache, dubstep dance mix, digital drawing, whatever. There are no guidelines for what you can make or how you can make it, but know that I will be judging based on how much effort you appear to have put in or how funny/amusing it I find it.
Please create your thing and email it, or a picture of it if it is a physical item to comics at hijinksensue dot com. Please send attachments no larger than 1mb, but feel free to link to larger versions. HINT: I typically like to include this sort of thing in the backs of my books.
Soft Deadline is this coming Thursday with a winner to be announced 1 week from today (unless there are no submissions, then I will be sad and push it a week).
PRIZES! PRIZES! PRI-ZIZES!
First Place will get a digital commission by me! I will draw any HE related characters or thing you like and send you a full color file suitable for printing and framing!
2nd Place will get an Sharksplode shirt of their choosing, and a signed HE comic Print of their choice. International winners will need to pay shipping.
3rd Place will get a signed print of any HE comic of their choice.
If you don’t want to participate, but you want to tell HE happy birthday, please consider making a donation, buying something from the HE Store or Sharksplode or checking out my Amazon Wishlist.
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May 11th is also my birthday (I’ve just turned 20)Josh, he’s not talking whether or not whores have gonorrheaA very belated happy birthday, a few months on…!!loads a lot faster then most. Can you recommend a good hosting providerfree instagram followers http://snipurl.com/wfti
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On to the aforementioned “Other Goodness”
- A quick reminder: if you aren’t already following me on Twitter, you probably should. It’s the best way to communicate with me through out the day other than email. I post most of my day to day stuff there as opposed to making full on blog posts.
- Jackson Ferrell from “This Week In Webcomics” did an awesome write up about HE and The Experiment.
- Fancy Bastard KravStorm is writing a play about HijiNKS Ensue. Or, rather a play starring the HE cast transposed into a sporting goods store. I believe this is officially the first HE fanfic. It hasn’t taken the turn into “slash” territory yet, but it’s also not finished...
- Fancy Bastard PatrickCentral showed off his geek projecting skills by making the “Problem Button” from Venture Brothers. Check out his other projects and despair at the geekitude.
You can see more of Will’s art at his comic “The 602.” If you have any HE inspired art, please email it to comics(at)hijinksensue(dot)com.
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That’s fucking awesome (if not a little bittersweet since I couldn’t do something that simple and elegant if I had a gun to my head).
Onto Linksplosion!
- Iron Man trailer to be made into a feature length movie
- The Spider-Man 2 that wasn’t
- Clone Wars CGI trailer does NOT give me any sort of boner
- Blockbuster to buy Circuit City increasing my ability to ignore them both by 50%
- Austin Powers 4 “Jumping Her Majesty’s Secret Shark”
- Ron Moore has a new SciFi show in the pipetubes?
- Magic Pen = Crayon Physics Clon = fun times
- “Steam Wars” action figures
- Bill ORLY Goatse on live TV
Very special thanks to reader, Storvik, for making this.
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I not only want than shirt, but I want the scythe-itar!
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Nothing makes my day more than a dude dressed up as George Washington, riding a velociraptor and wielding Lion-O’s sword, while a giant robot battles a tank in the background.
A fantasical badass called havokeff did an interpretation of the comic that looked like this:
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That is the greatest thing I have ever seen. It puts my original to shame. If you know havokeff, please extend my heartfelt thanks for making my day.
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