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Comments on: STAR TREK XI teaser trailer is blurry and uninformative https://hijinksensue.com/star-trek-xi-teaser-trailer-is-blurry-and-uninformative/ Comics, Podcasts, Videos and Funny Stuff by Joel Watson Mon, 21 Jan 2008 21:25:58 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.13 By: Joel https://hijinksensue.com/star-trek-xi-teaser-trailer-is-blurry-and-uninformative/#comment-1899 Mon, 21 Jan 2008 21:25:58 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/01/18/star-trek-xi-teaser-trailer-is-blurry-and-uninformative/#comment-1899 In reply to honestape.

Check the updated post for a real trailer.

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By: honestape https://hijinksensue.com/star-trek-xi-teaser-trailer-is-blurry-and-uninformative/#comment-1898 Mon, 21 Jan 2008 21:15:55 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/01/18/star-trek-xi-teaser-trailer-is-blurry-and-uninformative/#comment-1898 This is a preview for what again? If not for the music, I’d have no idea.

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By: Larnsturt https://hijinksensue.com/star-trek-xi-teaser-trailer-is-blurry-and-uninformative/#comment-1867 Sun, 20 Jan 2008 01:30:09 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/01/18/star-trek-xi-teaser-trailer-is-blurry-and-uninformative/#comment-1867 In reply to Joel.

Feel free to re-appropriate. Would also like to note that I always expected Spock to be particularly involved in his room decor selections. Call it a hunch.

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By: Joel https://hijinksensue.com/star-trek-xi-teaser-trailer-is-blurry-and-uninformative/#comment-1862 Sun, 20 Jan 2008 00:03:34 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/01/18/star-trek-xi-teaser-trailer-is-blurry-and-uninformative/#comment-1862 In reply to Larnsturt.

LOL. That is good stuff. You might be writing a comic for me right now.

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By: Joel https://hijinksensue.com/star-trek-xi-teaser-trailer-is-blurry-and-uninformative/#comment-1861 Sun, 20 Jan 2008 00:02:26 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/01/18/star-trek-xi-teaser-trailer-is-blurry-and-uninformative/#comment-1861 In reply to LIanne.

Yeah, they could have ended that trailer with “TITANIC 2” and I wouldnt have known the difference.

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By: Joel https://hijinksensue.com/star-trek-xi-teaser-trailer-is-blurry-and-uninformative/#comment-1860 Sat, 19 Jan 2008 23:59:21 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/01/18/star-trek-xi-teaser-trailer-is-blurry-and-uninformative/#comment-1860 In reply to Dean.

TNG is basically my bible. No joke. I will show it to my daughter as an example of morality, self confidence, equality, how to treat others, how to solve problems. Its a fantastic guidebook for the human experience. Plus phasers.

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By: Larnsturt https://hijinksensue.com/star-trek-xi-teaser-trailer-is-blurry-and-uninformative/#comment-1857 Sat, 19 Jan 2008 18:31:00 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/01/18/star-trek-xi-teaser-trailer-is-blurry-and-uninformative/#comment-1857 Whatever. I expected something properly overdramatic and stylized, just maybe not this.

Dunno, I hope they run with it. Like the next advert is them installing the engines and then maybe the cargo bay. Then, like, the conference room and the bridge and sickbay and maybe a few of those tank things. You know, the tank things. I wanna see a 30 second spot on choosing fabric patterns for Ten Forward. Much discussion over the shape of Kirk’s chair.

Wanna see it.

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By: LIanne https://hijinksensue.com/star-trek-xi-teaser-trailer-is-blurry-and-uninformative/#comment-1848 Sat, 19 Jan 2008 11:23:18 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/01/18/star-trek-xi-teaser-trailer-is-blurry-and-uninformative/#comment-1848 I’m just totally left with the feeling “why did you bother?” Horrific teaser; I get the sense that had I seen it whilst at the cinema I would have spent the first minute going, “hmm, well this looks a bit naff.” and finishing with “ohhh, it was the new star trek…” I am definatly left underwhelmed…

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By: Dean https://hijinksensue.com/star-trek-xi-teaser-trailer-is-blurry-and-uninformative/#comment-1843 Sat, 19 Jan 2008 06:53:16 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/01/18/star-trek-xi-teaser-trailer-is-blurry-and-uninformative/#comment-1843 In reply to Joel.

That scratchy audio was terrible but I, too, have high hopes for this one (although this almost seemed like more of a trailer for Iron Man than Star Trek). I’m not a huge Star Trek nerd, but I do enjoy TNG quite a lot.

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By: Joel https://hijinksensue.com/star-trek-xi-teaser-trailer-is-blurry-and-uninformative/#comment-1840 Fri, 18 Jan 2008 22:47:04 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/01/18/star-trek-xi-teaser-trailer-is-blurry-and-uninformative/#comment-1840 In reply to Steve Johnson.

You’ve got a point. There ARE NOT enough sex-vessels adorning the heavens. The “Enterprise NX-01” was an eyesore. Like the Gremlin of enterprises. The Galactica is more impressive than sexy. The new vipers could be accused of sex. Serenity was hot both inside and out. If I was a giant robot I would do bad things to that ship. [/creepy]

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By: Joel https://hijinksensue.com/star-trek-xi-teaser-trailer-is-blurry-and-uninformative/#comment-1839 Fri, 18 Jan 2008 22:44:10 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/01/18/star-trek-xi-teaser-trailer-is-blurry-and-uninformative/#comment-1839 In reply to mikey.

It needs 100% more Starship Enterprise. I too have high hopes. Here’s hoping.

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By: mikey https://hijinksensue.com/star-trek-xi-teaser-trailer-is-blurry-and-uninformative/#comment-1836 Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:24:19 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/01/18/star-trek-xi-teaser-trailer-is-blurry-and-uninformative/#comment-1836 Well, in its defense. Seeing that teaser on the big screen in DLP was pretty impressive…

Once the music kicked in it was forgiven

I have super high hopes for this movie.

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By: Joel https://hijinksensue.com/star-trek-xi-teaser-trailer-is-blurry-and-uninformative/#comment-1834 Fri, 18 Jan 2008 20:53:19 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/01/18/star-trek-xi-teaser-trailer-is-blurry-and-uninformative/#comment-1834 In reply to astranged_airman.

You got me. The fake teaser trailer than hit the web last week was more impressive by a warp factor of 9.95.

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By: astranged_airman https://hijinksensue.com/star-trek-xi-teaser-trailer-is-blurry-and-uninformative/#comment-1833 Fri, 18 Jan 2008 20:46:16 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/01/18/star-trek-xi-teaser-trailer-is-blurry-and-uninformative/#comment-1833 ZOMG TAHT WAZ TeH AWZUM!!!

But in all seriousness, WTF?

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By: Steve Johnson https://hijinksensue.com/star-trek-xi-teaser-trailer-is-blurry-and-uninformative/#comment-1837 Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:30:33 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/01/18/star-trek-xi-teaser-trailer-is-blurry-and-uninformative/#comment-1837 The crackly audio? IT BURNS US.

And I totally want to see more shots of the smexy spaceship. There are not enough awesome spaceships out there–at least not since Serenity …

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