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			<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
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	<title>59 &#8211; God Baked Rock and Roll For You</title>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2020 22:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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	<description><![CDATA[After 7+ weeks of Noise Hole Quarantine, the Bois are ready for a change. Gary’s fate is revealed, and things are looking bleak (depending on how much you like Gary). Hop in the Egg Van™, and wish Brian May’s arse a swift recovery, because it’s Noise Hole time! BOIS TOUCH BASE Joel’s kid has a [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[After 7+ weeks of Noise Hole Quarantine, the Bois are ready for a change. Gary’s fate is revealed, and things are looking bleak (depending on how much you like Gary). Hop in the Egg Van™, and wish Brian May’s arse a swift recovery, because it’s Noise Hol]]></itunes:subtitle>
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	<content:encoded><![CDATA[After 7+ weeks of Noise Hole Quarantine, the Bois are ready for a change. Gary’s fate is revealed, and things are looking bleak (depending on how much you like Gary). Hop in the Egg Van™, and wish Brian May’s arse a swift recovery, because it’s Noise Hole time! BOIS TOUCH BASE Joel’s kid has a [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[After 7+ weeks of Noise Hole Quarantine, the Bois are ready for a change. Gary’s fate is revealed, and things are looking bleak (depending on how much you like Gary). Hop in the Egg Van™, and wish Brian May’s arse a swift recovery, because it’s Noise Hole time! BOIS TOUCH BASE Joel’s kid has a [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:13:54</itunes:duration>
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	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>58 &#8211; Trapt Under Ice (with Ice-T of Bodycount)</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/58-trapt-under-ice-with-ice-t-of-bodycount/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2020 06:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
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	<description><![CDATA[Week 6 of Noise Hole Quarantine! The Bois are more socially distanced from Gary than EVER! There’s no need for alarm, as the third Boi slot is skillfully filled by none other than rapper, actor, and Bodycount frontman extraordinaire, Ice-T! BOIS TOUCH BASE Where have the Bois been?!  Everyone is taking up 1800s hobbies Dave’s [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Week 6 of Noise Hole Quarantine! The Bois are more socially distanced from Gary than EVER! There’s no need for alarm, as the third Boi slot is skillfully filled by none other than rapper, actor, and Bodycount frontman extraordinaire, Ice-T! BOIS TOUCH BA]]></itunes:subtitle>
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	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Trapt Under Ice (with Ice-T of Bodycount)]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>58</itunes:episode>
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	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Week 6 of Noise Hole Quarantine! The Bois are more socially distanced from Gary than EVER! There’s no need for alarm, as the third Boi slot is skillfully filled by none other than rapper, actor, and Bodycount frontman extraordinaire, Ice-T! BOIS TOUCH BASE Where have the Bois been?!  Everyone is taking up 1800s hobbies Dave’s [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Week 6 of Noise Hole Quarantine! The Bois are more socially distanced from Gary than EVER! There’s no need for alarm, as the third Boi slot is skillfully filled by none other than rapper, actor, and Bodycount frontman extraordinaire, Ice-T! BOIS TOUCH BASE Where have the Bois been?!  Everyone is taking up 1800s hobbies Dave’s [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:29:06</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Week 6 of Noise Hole Quarantine! The Bois are more socially distanced from Gary than EVER! There’s no need for alarm, as the third Boi slot is skillfully filled by none other than rapper, actor, and Bodycount frontman extraordinaire, Ice-T! BOIS TOUCH BASE Where have the Bois been?!  Everyone is taking up 1800s hobbies Dave’s [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>57 &#8211; Metallica Gives You Heavy, Baby!</title>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2020 06:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
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	<description><![CDATA[Week 5 of Noise Hole Quarantine! What is the world? Who are we? Why is everything? NONE of those questions are answered in this week’s podcast, but there IS talk of cringey Metallica stage banter, and the movie songs of Bryan Adams. BOIS TOUCH BASE The Noise Hole is the Sunny D of podcasts English [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Week 5 of Noise Hole Quarantine! What is the world? Who are we? Why is everything? NONE of those questions are answered in this week’s podcast, but there IS talk of cringey Metallica stage banter, and the movie songs of Bryan Adams. BOIS TOUCH BASE The N]]></itunes:subtitle>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Week 5 of Noise Hole Quarantine! What is the world? Who are we? Why is everything? NONE of those questions are answered in this week’s podcast, but there IS talk of cringey Metallica stage banter, and the movie songs of Bryan Adams. BOIS TOUCH BASE The Noise Hole is the Sunny D of podcasts English [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:19:34</itunes:duration>
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	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>56 &#8211; A Giant Baby Head Bothering David Bowie (with Dave Mustaine of Megadeth)</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/56-a-giant-baby-head-bothering-david-bowie-with-dave-mustaine-of-megadeth/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2020 19:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
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	<description><![CDATA[Prepare to get chop-kicked in the head, Noise Bois, because this week’s guest is Dave Mustaine of Megadeth! BOIS TOUCH BASE Who’s in car? NO ONE! New Noise Hole Slogans What does JFK know about holes? How’s Texas doing, pandemic-wise? Messages from Mom “He’s got a pot full’o beans.” PANDEMIC PALS A great time to [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Prepare to get chop-kicked in the head, Noise Bois, because this week’s guest is Dave Mustaine of Megadeth! BOIS TOUCH BASE Who’s in car? NO ONE! New Noise Hole Slogans What does JFK know about holes? How’s Texas doing, pandemic-wise? Messages from Mom “]]></itunes:subtitle>
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	<itunes:title><![CDATA[A Giant Baby Head Bothering David Bowie (with Dave Mustaine of Megadeth)]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>56</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Prepare to get chop-kicked in the head, Noise Bois, because this week’s guest is Dave Mustaine of Megadeth! BOIS TOUCH BASE Who’s in car? NO ONE! New Noise Hole Slogans What does JFK know about holes? How’s Texas doing, pandemic-wise? Messages from Mom “He’s got a pot full’o beans.” PANDEMIC PALS A great time to [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Prepare to get chop-kicked in the head, Noise Bois, because this week’s guest is Dave Mustaine of Megadeth! BOIS TOUCH BASE Who’s in car? NO ONE! New Noise Hole Slogans What does JFK know about holes? How’s Texas doing, pandemic-wise? Messages from Mom “He’s got a pot full’o beans.” PANDEMIC PALS A great time to [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:24:28</itunes:duration>
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	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>55 &#8211; Needle Juice, Needle Juice, Needle Juice!</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/55-needle-juice-needle-juice-needle-juice/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2020 07:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
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	<description><![CDATA[This is the new normal, Noise Bois. Staying inside, wearing pajamas all day, NOT playing guitars… AAAAAHHHGG!!!! Also Gary escaped quarantine. Anyway, here’s an entire episode of Noise Boi questioned getting answered. BOIS TOUCH BASE How does time even work now? Mum’s Bum Candles Noise Bois are ordered to SFTH! Technical difficulties NOISE BOI QUESTIONS [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[This is the new normal, Noise Bois. Staying inside, wearing pajamas all day, NOT playing guitars… AAAAAHHHGG!!!! Also Gary escaped quarantine. Anyway, here’s an entire episode of Noise Boi questioned getting answered. BOIS TOUCH BASE How does time even w]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Needle Juice, Needle Juice, Needle Juice!]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>55</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[This is the new normal, Noise Bois. Staying inside, wearing pajamas all day, NOT playing guitars… AAAAAHHHGG!!!! Also Gary escaped quarantine. Anyway, here’s an entire episode of Noise Boi questioned getting answered. BOIS TOUCH BASE How does time even work now? Mum’s Bum Candles Noise Bois are ordered to SFTH! Technical difficulties NOISE BOI QUESTIONS [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[This is the new normal, Noise Bois. Staying inside, wearing pajamas all day, NOT playing guitars… AAAAAHHHGG!!!! Also Gary escaped quarantine. Anyway, here’s an entire episode of Noise Boi questioned getting answered. BOIS TOUCH BASE How does time even work now? Mum’s Bum Candles Noise Bois are ordered to SFTH! Technical difficulties NOISE BOI QUESTIONS [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:18:56</itunes:duration>
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	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>54 &#8211; Keep An Eye Out For An Ear</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/54-keep-an-eye-out-for-an-ear/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2020 08:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
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	<description><![CDATA[It’s week 2 of Noise Boi QUARANTINE, and the guitarless Bois are in mostly good spirits. This is due in no small part to a visit from their good friend, Lemmy Killmeister of Motörhead! Joel talks mostly about the world going to Hell, and Dave talks mostly about Doom Eternal. Gary is the only one [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[It’s week 2 of Noise Boi QUARANTINE, and the guitarless Bois are in mostly good spirits. This is due in no small part to a visit from their good friend, Lemmy Killmeister of Motörhead! Joel talks mostly about the world going to Hell, and Dave talks mostl]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Keep An Eye Out For An Ear]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>54</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[It’s week 2 of Noise Boi QUARANTINE, and the guitarless Bois are in mostly good spirits. This is due in no small part to a visit from their good friend, Lemmy Killmeister of Motörhead! Joel talks mostly about the world going to Hell, and Dave talks mostly about Doom Eternal. Gary is the only one [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[It’s week 2 of Noise Boi QUARANTINE, and the guitarless Bois are in mostly good spirits. This is due in no small part to a visit from their good friend, Lemmy Killmeister of Motörhead! Joel talks mostly about the world going to Hell, and Dave talks mostly about Doom Eternal. Gary is the only one [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:49:51</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[It’s week 2 of Noise Boi QUARANTINE, and the guitarless Bois are in mostly good spirits. This is due in no small part to a visit from their good friend, Lemmy Killmeister of Motörhead! Joel talks mostly about the world going to Hell, and Dave talks mostly about Doom Eternal. Gary is the only one [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>53 &#8211; Filipino Cave Terror Noises</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/53-filipino-cave-terror-noises/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2020 10:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
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	<description><![CDATA[The Bois are on QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN! They don’t have any guitars, but they still have the power of speech, and are still able to use that power to abuse and berate Gary (who still has his drums, and a limited oxygen supply remaining). Lather up with hand sanitizer, Noise Bois, this is gonna be a [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[The Bois are on QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN! They don’t have any guitars, but they still have the power of speech, and are still able to use that power to abuse and berate Gary (who still has his drums, and a limited oxygen supply remaining). Lather up with hand]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Filipino Cave Terror Noises]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>53</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[The Bois are on QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN! They don’t have any guitars, but they still have the power of speech, and are still able to use that power to abuse and berate Gary (who still has his drums, and a limited oxygen supply remaining). Lather up with hand sanitizer, Noise Bois, this is gonna be a [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Bois are on QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN! They don’t have any guitars, but they still have the power of speech, and are still able to use that power to abuse and berate Gary (who still has his drums, and a limited oxygen supply remaining). Lather up with hand sanitizer, Noise Bois, this is gonna be a [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:25:18</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[The Bois are on QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN! They don’t have any guitars, but they still have the power of speech, and are still able to use that power to abuse and berate Gary (who still has his drums, and a limited oxygen supply remaining). Lather up with hand sanitizer, Noise Bois, this is gonna be a [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>52 &#8211; Bernie Bear and BlooBloo</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/52-bernie-bear-and-bloobloo/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2020 07:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
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	<description><![CDATA[Grab your early voting ballots, Noise Bois, because this episode gets a little political. You might as well grab your tissues too, as the Bois talk extensively about having dead dads… but in a funny way? Don’t worry. It’s a good time. Harmonized introductions Dave’s new whammy super power Divebombs improve “Let It Be” by [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Grab your early voting ballots, Noise Bois, because this episode gets a little political. You might as well grab your tissues too, as the Bois talk extensively about having dead dads… but in a funny way? Don’t worry. It’s a good time. Harmonized introduc]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Bernie Bear and BlooBloo]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>52</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Grab your early voting ballots, Noise Bois, because this episode gets a little political. You might as well grab your tissues too, as the Bois talk extensively about having dead dads… but in a funny way? Don’t worry. It’s a good time. Harmonized introductions Dave’s new whammy super power Divebombs improve “Let It Be” by [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9190/52-bernie-bear-and-bloobloo.mp3" length="57245865" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Grab your early voting ballots, Noise Bois, because this episode gets a little political. You might as well grab your tissues too, as the Bois talk extensively about having dead dads… but in a funny way? Don’t worry. It’s a good time. Harmonized introductions Dave’s new whammy super power Divebombs improve “Let It Be” by [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>57:59</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Grab your early voting ballots, Noise Bois, because this episode gets a little political. You might as well grab your tissues too, as the Bois talk extensively about having dead dads… but in a funny way? Don’t worry. It’s a good time. Harmonized introductions Dave’s new whammy super power Divebombs improve “Let It Be” by [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>51 &#8211; Brown Egg Brian</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/51-brown-egg-brian/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 25 Feb 2020 07:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9191</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Dave relives a childhood easter defeat, and the Bois are visited by all four original members of KISS, who dole out some relationship advice. What does Gary want for his birthday? Dave’s childhood Easter Egg Odyssey at McDonald’s “Beautiful Hashbrown Easter Time” by Ronald McDonald “Beautiful McDonald’s Easter Time (with Egg)” by Ronald McDonald Dave’s [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Dave relives a childhood easter defeat, and the Bois are visited by all four original members of KISS, who dole out some relationship advice. What does Gary want for his birthday? Dave’s childhood Easter Egg Odyssey at McDonald’s “Beautiful Hashbrown Eas]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Brown Egg Brian]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>51</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Dave relives a childhood easter defeat, and the Bois are visited by all four original members of KISS, who dole out some relationship advice. What does Gary want for his birthday? Dave’s childhood Easter Egg Odyssey at McDonald’s “Beautiful Hashbrown Easter Time” by Ronald McDonald “Beautiful McDonald’s Easter Time (with Egg)” by Ronald McDonald Dave’s [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9191/51-brown-egg-brian.mp3" length="91205132" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Dave relives a childhood easter defeat, and the Bois are visited by all four original members of KISS, who dole out some relationship advice. What does Gary want for his birthday? Dave’s childhood Easter Egg Odyssey at McDonald’s “Beautiful Hashbrown Easter Time” by Ronald McDonald “Beautiful McDonald’s Easter Time (with Egg)” by Ronald McDonald Dave’s [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:34:27</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Dave relives a childhood easter defeat, and the Bois are visited by all four original members of KISS, who dole out some relationship advice. What does Gary want for his birthday? Dave’s childhood Easter Egg Odyssey at McDonald’s “Beautiful Hashbrown Easter Time” by Ronald McDonald “Beautiful McDonald’s Easter Time (with Egg)” by Ronald McDonald Dave’s [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>50 &#8211; The Best Of The Noise Hole</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/50-the-best-of-the-noise-hole/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 18 Feb 2020 07:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9192</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[It’s the Golden Episode Anniversary! Dave and Joel are sharing the best bits of the first 50 episodes, as voted on by our Patreon Noise Bois on the Discord. Strap in for over 2 hours of Boi bits, both old and new, including a BONUS Lemmy’s Retro Rundown! From Episode 21 &#8211; Green Day’s “Good [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[It’s the Golden Episode Anniversary! Dave and Joel are sharing the best bits of the first 50 episodes, as voted on by our Patreon Noise Bois on the Discord. Strap in for over 2 hours of Boi bits, both old and new, including a BONUS Lemmy’s Retro Rundown!]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[The Best Of The Noise Hole]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>50</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[It’s the Golden Episode Anniversary! Dave and Joel are sharing the best bits of the first 50 episodes, as voted on by our Patreon Noise Bois on the Discord. Strap in for over 2 hours of Boi bits, both old and new, including a BONUS Lemmy’s Retro Rundown! From Episode 21 &#8211; Green Day’s “Good [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9192/50-the-best-of-the-noise-hole.mp3" length="221650413" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[It’s the Golden Episode Anniversary! Dave and Joel are sharing the best bits of the first 50 episodes, as voted on by our Patreon Noise Bois on the Discord. Strap in for over 2 hours of Boi bits, both old and new, including a BONUS Lemmy’s Retro Rundown! From Episode 21 &#8211; Green Day’s “Good [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>2:33:33</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[It’s the Golden Episode Anniversary! Dave and Joel are sharing the best bits of the first 50 episodes, as voted on by our Patreon Noise Bois on the Discord. Strap in for over 2 hours of Boi bits, both old and new, including a BONUS Lemmy’s Retro Rundown! From Episode 21 &#8211; Green Day’s “Good [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>49 &#8211; The Beverly WhoBillies</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/49-the-beverly-whobillies/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 11 Feb 2020 07:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9193</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[The theme of this episode is “Joel teaches Dave deep trivia about bands Dave doesn’t really care about at all.” “The Ballad of Sir Kevin” by The Basement Bards “A Funky Arcade Riff” by Joe Santriani&#160; Albert the Arcade Man vs. Coinbot 5000 “Albert’s Walk Of Shame” by The Red Hot Chilli Peppers “Every Post [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[The theme of this episode is “Joel teaches Dave deep trivia about bands Dave doesn’t really care about at all.” “The Ballad of Sir Kevin” by The Basement Bards “A Funky Arcade Riff” by Joe Santriani&#160; Albert the Arcade Man vs. Coinbot 5000 “Albert’s ]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[The Beverly WhoBillies]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>49</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[The theme of this episode is “Joel teaches Dave deep trivia about bands Dave doesn’t really care about at all.” “The Ballad of Sir Kevin” by The Basement Bards “A Funky Arcade Riff” by Joe Santriani&#160; Albert the Arcade Man vs. Coinbot 5000 “Albert’s Walk Of Shame” by The Red Hot Chilli Peppers “Every Post [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9193/49-the-beverly-whobillies.mp3" length="135049474" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[The theme of this episode is “Joel teaches Dave deep trivia about bands Dave doesn’t really care about at all.” “The Ballad of Sir Kevin” by The Basement Bards “A Funky Arcade Riff” by Joe Santriani&#160; Albert the Arcade Man vs. Coinbot 5000 “Albert’s Walk Of Shame” by The Red Hot Chilli Peppers “Every Post [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:33:25</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[The theme of this episode is “Joel teaches Dave deep trivia about bands Dave doesn’t really care about at all.” “The Ballad of Sir Kevin” by The Basement Bards “A Funky Arcade Riff” by Joe Santriani&#160; Albert the Arcade Man vs. Coinbot 5000 “Albert’s Walk Of Shame” by The Red Hot Chilli Peppers “Every Post [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>48 &#8211; Some Kind Of Noise Boi</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/48-some-kind-of-noise-boi/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 04 Feb 2020 07:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9194</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Dave and Joel try to act natural as people point cameras at them while they record The Noise Hole. That’s right, there’s going to be a short Noise Hole documentary sometime in the future. Will you finally see the dark underbelly of the Bois? Will infighting and egos break up the band? Will Gary be [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Dave and Joel try to act natural as people point cameras at them while they record The Noise Hole. That’s right, there’s going to be a short Noise Hole documentary sometime in the future. Will you finally see the dark underbelly of the Bois? Will infight]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Some Kind Of Noise Boi]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>48</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Dave and Joel try to act natural as people point cameras at them while they record The Noise Hole. That’s right, there’s going to be a short Noise Hole documentary sometime in the future. Will you finally see the dark underbelly of the Bois? Will infighting and egos break up the band? Will Gary be [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9194/48-some-kind-of-noise-boi.mp3" length="138007371" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Dave and Joel try to act natural as people point cameras at them while they record The Noise Hole. That’s right, there’s going to be a short Noise Hole documentary sometime in the future. Will you finally see the dark underbelly of the Bois? Will infighting and egos break up the band? Will Gary be [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:35:28</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Dave and Joel try to act natural as people point cameras at them while they record The Noise Hole. That’s right, there’s going to be a short Noise Hole documentary sometime in the future. Will you finally see the dark underbelly of the Bois? Will infighting and egos break up the band? Will Gary be [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>47 &#8211; Steven Tyler And The Horny-Baked Ham</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/47-steven-tyler-and-the-horny-baked-ham/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jan 2020 07:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9195</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[There hasn’t been THIS much Aerosmith in an episode of The Noise Hole since that time we recorded in the bathroom of a Denny’s! Stick an apple in your mouth, baiste your own rump with delicious juices, and plop down on a silver platter like a suckling boy, because this episode is one hell of [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[There hasn’t been THIS much Aerosmith in an episode of The Noise Hole since that time we recorded in the bathroom of a Denny’s! Stick an apple in your mouth, baiste your own rump with delicious juices, and plop down on a silver platter like a suckling bo]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Steven Tyler And The Horny-Baked Ham]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>47</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[There hasn’t been THIS much Aerosmith in an episode of The Noise Hole since that time we recorded in the bathroom of a Denny’s! Stick an apple in your mouth, baiste your own rump with delicious juices, and plop down on a silver platter like a suckling boy, because this episode is one hell of [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9195/47-steven-tyler-and-the-horny-baked-ham.mp3" length="121382849" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[There hasn’t been THIS much Aerosmith in an episode of The Noise Hole since that time we recorded in the bathroom of a Denny’s! Stick an apple in your mouth, baiste your own rump with delicious juices, and plop down on a silver platter like a suckling boy, because this episode is one hell of [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:23:56</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[There hasn’t been THIS much Aerosmith in an episode of The Noise Hole since that time we recorded in the bathroom of a Denny’s! Stick an apple in your mouth, baiste your own rump with delicious juices, and plop down on a silver platter like a suckling boy, because this episode is one hell of [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>45 &#8211; I Might Be Thinking Of Somebody Else</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/45-i-might-be-thinking-of-somebody-else/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jan 2020 07:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9197</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[It’s the first Noise Hole of a new year, and a new decade! Everything is NEW NEW NEW, so the Bois are talking about aging and/or dead rockers from the 70s, 80s, 90s and beyond! OLD OLD OLD! DEAD DEAD DEAD! Crawl into an Elton John Donald Duck costume! Gaze upon David Bowie’s power zoot [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[It’s the first Noise Hole of a new year, and a new decade! Everything is NEW NEW NEW, so the Bois are talking about aging and/or dead rockers from the 70s, 80s, 90s and beyond! OLD OLD OLD! DEAD DEAD DEAD! Crawl into an Elton John Donald Duck costume! Ga]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[I Might Be Thinking Of Somebody Else]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>45</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[It’s the first Noise Hole of a new year, and a new decade! Everything is NEW NEW NEW, so the Bois are talking about aging and/or dead rockers from the 70s, 80s, 90s and beyond! OLD OLD OLD! DEAD DEAD DEAD! Crawl into an Elton John Donald Duck costume! Gaze upon David Bowie’s power zoot [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9197/45-i-might-be-thinking-of-somebody-else.mp3" length="124475538" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[It’s the first Noise Hole of a new year, and a new decade! Everything is NEW NEW NEW, so the Bois are talking about aging and/or dead rockers from the 70s, 80s, 90s and beyond! OLD OLD OLD! DEAD DEAD DEAD! Crawl into an Elton John Donald Duck costume! Gaze upon David Bowie’s power zoot [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:26:05</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[It’s the first Noise Hole of a new year, and a new decade! Everything is NEW NEW NEW, so the Bois are talking about aging and/or dead rockers from the 70s, 80s, 90s and beyond! OLD OLD OLD! DEAD DEAD DEAD! Crawl into an Elton John Donald Duck costume! Gaze upon David Bowie’s power zoot [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>46 &#8211; Limpity Bizkit’s A Series of Unfortunate Albums</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/46-limpity-bizkits-a-series-of-unfortunate-albums/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jan 2020 07:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9196</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[This episode starts with a healthy dose of Nü Metal, but quickly diverts down the Retro Rabbithole as Dave and Joel are once again joined by Lemmy for a Rundown! See if you can spot your new favorite character at the very end of the episode. SPOILERS: His name is Steve Benkins &#8211; Band Usurper, [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[This episode starts with a healthy dose of Nü Metal, but quickly diverts down the Retro Rabbithole as Dave and Joel are once again joined by Lemmy for a Rundown! See if you can spot your new favorite character at the very end of the episode. SPOILERS: Hi]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Limpity Bizkit’s A Series of Unfortunate Albums]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>46</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[This episode starts with a healthy dose of Nü Metal, but quickly diverts down the Retro Rabbithole as Dave and Joel are once again joined by Lemmy for a Rundown! See if you can spot your new favorite character at the very end of the episode. SPOILERS: His name is Steve Benkins &#8211; Band Usurper, [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9196/46-limpity-bizkits-a-series-of-unfortunate-albums.mp3" length="138055724" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[This episode starts with a healthy dose of Nü Metal, but quickly diverts down the Retro Rabbithole as Dave and Joel are once again joined by Lemmy for a Rundown! See if you can spot your new favorite character at the very end of the episode. SPOILERS: His name is Steve Benkins &#8211; Band Usurper, [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:35:30</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[This episode starts with a healthy dose of Nü Metal, but quickly diverts down the Retro Rabbithole as Dave and Joel are once again joined by Lemmy for a Rundown! See if you can spot your new favorite character at the very end of the episode. SPOILERS: His name is Steve Benkins &#8211; Band Usurper, [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>44 &#8211; Best Of The Post Show 2019</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/44-best-of-the-post-show-2019/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 31 Dec 2019 07:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9198</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[It’s the final Noise Hole of 2019, Noise Bois! Blow your horns, and wear silly glasses, and set silly fires, and flip over silly police cars for a new year is upon us! We’re sending 2019 out in style, by sharing the best cover songs from our Patreon Post Show, as voted by Dave, Joel, [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[It’s the final Noise Hole of 2019, Noise Bois! Blow your horns, and wear silly glasses, and set silly fires, and flip over silly police cars for a new year is upon us! We’re sending 2019 out in style, by sharing the best cover songs from our Patreon Post]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Best Of The Post Show 2019]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>44</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[It’s the final Noise Hole of 2019, Noise Bois! Blow your horns, and wear silly glasses, and set silly fires, and flip over silly police cars for a new year is upon us! We’re sending 2019 out in style, by sharing the best cover songs from our Patreon Post Show, as voted by Dave, Joel, [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9198/44-best-of-the-post-show-2019.mp3" length="1" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[It’s the final Noise Hole of 2019, Noise Bois! Blow your horns, and wear silly glasses, and set silly fires, and flip over silly police cars for a new year is upon us! We’re sending 2019 out in style, by sharing the best cover songs from our Patreon Post Show, as voted by Dave, Joel, [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:46:45</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[It’s the final Noise Hole of 2019, Noise Bois! Blow your horns, and wear silly glasses, and set silly fires, and flip over silly police cars for a new year is upon us! We’re sending 2019 out in style, by sharing the best cover songs from our Patreon Post Show, as voted by Dave, Joel, [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>43 &#8211; Kiss Me Under The Turkey</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/43-kiss-me-under-the-turkey/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 24 Dec 2019 07:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9199</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[DECK. THOSE. HALLS, Noise Bois! It’s That special time of year where we all think about what we want, and talk about what we want, and leave unsubtle hints about what we want in hopes that someone close to us (or otherwise obligated to us) will purchase them, and hand them to us, relinquishing all [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[DECK. THOSE. HALLS, Noise Bois! It’s That special time of year where we all think about what we want, and talk about what we want, and leave unsubtle hints about what we want in hopes that someone close to us (or otherwise obligated to us) will purchase ]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Kiss Me Under The Turkey]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>43</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[DECK. THOSE. HALLS, Noise Bois! It’s That special time of year where we all think about what we want, and talk about what we want, and leave unsubtle hints about what we want in hopes that someone close to us (or otherwise obligated to us) will purchase them, and hand them to us, relinquishing all [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9199/43-kiss-me-under-the-turkey.mp3" length="122690005" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[DECK. THOSE. HALLS, Noise Bois! It’s That special time of year where we all think about what we want, and talk about what we want, and leave unsubtle hints about what we want in hopes that someone close to us (or otherwise obligated to us) will purchase them, and hand them to us, relinquishing all [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:24:50</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[DECK. THOSE. HALLS, Noise Bois! It’s That special time of year where we all think about what we want, and talk about what we want, and leave unsubtle hints about what we want in hopes that someone close to us (or otherwise obligated to us) will purchase them, and hand them to us, relinquishing all [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>42 &#8211; Büsker Dü</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/42-busker-du/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 17 Dec 2019 07:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9200</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[It’s Dave’s birthday, Noise Bois! Let’s celebrate by busking out in the cold, dreary street, and hope some scarlet-haired beauty with the voice of an angel will come and delivery us from musical obscurity, and certain starvation. Also, Gary has a mic in this episode! A mistake that I assure you will NEVER happen again. [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[It’s Dave’s birthday, Noise Bois! Let’s celebrate by busking out in the cold, dreary street, and hope some scarlet-haired beauty with the voice of an angel will come and delivery us from musical obscurity, and certain starvation. Also, Gary has a mic in ]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Büsker Dü]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>42</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[It’s Dave’s birthday, Noise Bois! Let’s celebrate by busking out in the cold, dreary street, and hope some scarlet-haired beauty with the voice of an angel will come and delivery us from musical obscurity, and certain starvation. Also, Gary has a mic in this episode! A mistake that I assure you will NEVER happen again. [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9200/42-busker-du.mp3" length="103015413" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[It’s Dave’s birthday, Noise Bois! Let’s celebrate by busking out in the cold, dreary street, and hope some scarlet-haired beauty with the voice of an angel will come and delivery us from musical obscurity, and certain starvation. Also, Gary has a mic in this episode! A mistake that I assure you will NEVER happen again. [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:11:10</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[It’s Dave’s birthday, Noise Bois! Let’s celebrate by busking out in the cold, dreary street, and hope some scarlet-haired beauty with the voice of an angel will come and delivery us from musical obscurity, and certain starvation. Also, Gary has a mic in this episode! A mistake that I assure you will NEVER happen again. [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>41 &#8211; The Puckered Tight Power Hour</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/41-the-puckered-tight-power-hour/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 10 Dec 2019 07:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9201</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Noise Bois, this episode is all about finding your voice… finding your Noise Vois, as it were. The Bois challenge a few bands to defend their honor in the ring, and get pretty deep into Scott Stapp from Creed’s love of fish. It’s BIG pizza fuck energy, all the way down! “Two Boys At The [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Noise Bois, this episode is all about finding your voice… finding your Noise Vois, as it were. The Bois challenge a few bands to defend their honor in the ring, and get pretty deep into Scott Stapp from Creed’s love of fish. It’s BIG pizza fuck energy, a]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[The Puckered Tight Power Hour]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>41</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Noise Bois, this episode is all about finding your voice… finding your Noise Vois, as it were. The Bois challenge a few bands to defend their honor in the ring, and get pretty deep into Scott Stapp from Creed’s love of fish. It’s BIG pizza fuck energy, all the way down! “Two Boys At The [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9201/41-the-puckered-tight-power-hour.mp3" length="115134770" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Noise Bois, this episode is all about finding your voice… finding your Noise Vois, as it were. The Bois challenge a few bands to defend their honor in the ring, and get pretty deep into Scott Stapp from Creed’s love of fish. It’s BIG pizza fuck energy, all the way down! “Two Boys At The [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:19:35</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Noise Bois, this episode is all about finding your voice… finding your Noise Vois, as it were. The Bois challenge a few bands to defend their honor in the ring, and get pretty deep into Scott Stapp from Creed’s love of fish. It’s BIG pizza fuck energy, all the way down! “Two Boys At The [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>40 &#8211; Billie Joe Armstrong Is Sexually Ravenous</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/40-billie-joe-armstrong-is-sexually-ravenous/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 03 Dec 2019 08:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9202</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Gravy greetings, Noise Bois! Or should I say, Tone Turkeys? No, I shouldn’t. I’m sorry. That was Gary’s idea. As you stuff yourself with seasonal meats and treats, please use this episode as an escape from your terrible family. There’s no reason to suffer this holiday season, when you can pop in your headphones and [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Gravy greetings, Noise Bois! Or should I say, Tone Turkeys? No, I shouldn’t. I’m sorry. That was Gary’s idea. As you stuff yourself with seasonal meats and treats, please use this episode as an escape from your terrible family. There’s no reason to suffe]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Billie Joe Armstrong Is Sexually Ravenous]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>40</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Gravy greetings, Noise Bois! Or should I say, Tone Turkeys? No, I shouldn’t. I’m sorry. That was Gary’s idea. As you stuff yourself with seasonal meats and treats, please use this episode as an escape from your terrible family. There’s no reason to suffer this holiday season, when you can pop in your headphones and [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9202/40-billie-joe-armstrong-is-sexually-ravenous.mp3" length="81318958" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Gravy greetings, Noise Bois! Or should I say, Tone Turkeys? No, I shouldn’t. I’m sorry. That was Gary’s idea. As you stuff yourself with seasonal meats and treats, please use this episode as an escape from your terrible family. There’s no reason to suffer this holiday season, when you can pop in your headphones and [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>56:06</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Gravy greetings, Noise Bois! Or should I say, Tone Turkeys? No, I shouldn’t. I’m sorry. That was Gary’s idea. As you stuff yourself with seasonal meats and treats, please use this episode as an escape from your terrible family. There’s no reason to suffer this holiday season, when you can pop in your headphones and [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>39 &#8211; Professor Time Problem</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/39-professor-time-problem/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 26 Nov 2019 10:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9204</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[This week, things are getting spacey-wacey and prob’ly wobbly, as the Bois check in with everyone’s favorite low budget, British alien of mystery: Professor Time Problem. There’s also a ton of Blink-182 and pee-pee poo-poo songs. “I’ve Got Some Bad News” By Dr. Bluesman, M.D. “Our Medical Technology Is Severely Limited” by Bob Dylan “Crawling [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[This week, things are getting spacey-wacey and prob’ly wobbly, as the Bois check in with everyone’s favorite low budget, British alien of mystery: Professor Time Problem. There’s also a ton of Blink-182 and pee-pee poo-poo songs. “I’ve Got Some Bad News”]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Professor Time Problem]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>39</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[This week, things are getting spacey-wacey and prob’ly wobbly, as the Bois check in with everyone’s favorite low budget, British alien of mystery: Professor Time Problem. There’s also a ton of Blink-182 and pee-pee poo-poo songs. “I’ve Got Some Bad News” By Dr. Bluesman, M.D. “Our Medical Technology Is Severely Limited” by Bob Dylan “Crawling [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9204/39-professor-time-problem.mp3" length="95397477" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week, things are getting spacey-wacey and prob’ly wobbly, as the Bois check in with everyone’s favorite low budget, British alien of mystery: Professor Time Problem. There’s also a ton of Blink-182 and pee-pee poo-poo songs. “I’ve Got Some Bad News” By Dr. Bluesman, M.D. “Our Medical Technology Is Severely Limited” by Bob Dylan “Crawling [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:05:53</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[This week, things are getting spacey-wacey and prob’ly wobbly, as the Bois check in with everyone’s favorite low budget, British alien of mystery: Professor Time Problem. There’s also a ton of Blink-182 and pee-pee poo-poo songs. “I’ve Got Some Bad News” By Dr. Bluesman, M.D. “Our Medical Technology Is Severely Limited” by Bob Dylan “Crawling [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>38 &#8211; No Country For Old Trent</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/38-no-country-for-old-trent/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 19 Nov 2019 10:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9205</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Dearest Noise Bois, I would hope that as you commute to your place of business, enjoy a low impact workout on an elliptical machine, or simply drown out the incessant prattling of your cow-eyed coworkers (the only 3 acceptable ways to enjoy a podcast) that you appreciate this over indulgent dose of dueling Bowie impressions, [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Dearest Noise Bois, I would hope that as you commute to your place of business, enjoy a low impact workout on an elliptical machine, or simply drown out the incessant prattling of your cow-eyed coworkers (the only 3 acceptable ways to enjoy a podcast) th]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[No Country For Old Trent]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>38</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Dearest Noise Bois, I would hope that as you commute to your place of business, enjoy a low impact workout on an elliptical machine, or simply drown out the incessant prattling of your cow-eyed coworkers (the only 3 acceptable ways to enjoy a podcast) that you appreciate this over indulgent dose of dueling Bowie impressions, [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9205/38-no-country-for-old-trent.mp3" length="139552777" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Dearest Noise Bois, I would hope that as you commute to your place of business, enjoy a low impact workout on an elliptical machine, or simply drown out the incessant prattling of your cow-eyed coworkers (the only 3 acceptable ways to enjoy a podcast) that you appreciate this over indulgent dose of dueling Bowie impressions, [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:36:33</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Dearest Noise Bois, I would hope that as you commute to your place of business, enjoy a low impact workout on an elliptical machine, or simply drown out the incessant prattling of your cow-eyed coworkers (the only 3 acceptable ways to enjoy a podcast) that you appreciate this over indulgent dose of dueling Bowie impressions, [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>37 &#8211; QWERTY Squirty</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/37-qwerty-squirty/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 12 Nov 2019 10:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9206</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[This week Dave and Joel take a Dave and stroll down memory lane, as the bois recall their first computers. What is this? The TECHNOLOGY HOLE?! Not after Lemmy fucking Killmeister shows up to… talk about computers. Hmm… maybe it IS The Tech Hole, but you know, still with like a ton of fun songs. [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[This week Dave and Joel take a Dave and stroll down memory lane, as the bois recall their first computers. What is this? The TECHNOLOGY HOLE?! Not after Lemmy fucking Killmeister shows up to… talk about computers. Hmm… maybe it IS The Tech Hole, but you ]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[QWERTY Squirty]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>37</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[This week Dave and Joel take a Dave and stroll down memory lane, as the bois recall their first computers. What is this? The TECHNOLOGY HOLE?! Not after Lemmy fucking Killmeister shows up to… talk about computers. Hmm… maybe it IS The Tech Hole, but you know, still with like a ton of fun songs. [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9206/37-qwerty-squirty.mp3" length="128817694" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week Dave and Joel take a Dave and stroll down memory lane, as the bois recall their first computers. What is this? The TECHNOLOGY HOLE?! Not after Lemmy fucking Killmeister shows up to… talk about computers. Hmm… maybe it IS The Tech Hole, but you know, still with like a ton of fun songs. [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:29:05</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[This week Dave and Joel take a Dave and stroll down memory lane, as the bois recall their first computers. What is this? The TECHNOLOGY HOLE?! Not after Lemmy fucking Killmeister shows up to… talk about computers. Hmm… maybe it IS The Tech Hole, but you know, still with like a ton of fun songs. [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>36 &#8211; Smooch My Gooch</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/36-smooch-my-gooch/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 05 Nov 2019 10:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9207</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Put a trash bag over your head, and sinch it with a rubber band, because THIS is the Halloween (adjacent) episode of The Noise Hole, and YOUR costume is “Trash Ghost.” This SPOOOOKIEST of episodes only features MAX SPOOKS for the first ten-ish minutes, then the ENTIRE REST of it is about 1960’s doowop music… [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Put a trash bag over your head, and sinch it with a rubber band, because THIS is the Halloween (adjacent) episode of The Noise Hole, and YOUR costume is “Trash Ghost.” This SPOOOOKIEST of episodes only features MAX SPOOKS for the first ten-ish minutes, t]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Smooch My Gooch]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>36</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Put a trash bag over your head, and sinch it with a rubber band, because THIS is the Halloween (adjacent) episode of The Noise Hole, and YOUR costume is “Trash Ghost.” This SPOOOOKIEST of episodes only features MAX SPOOKS for the first ten-ish minutes, then the ENTIRE REST of it is about 1960’s doowop music… [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9207/36-smooch-my-gooch.mp3" length="135196658" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Put a trash bag over your head, and sinch it with a rubber band, because THIS is the Halloween (adjacent) episode of The Noise Hole, and YOUR costume is “Trash Ghost.” This SPOOOOKIEST of episodes only features MAX SPOOKS for the first ten-ish minutes, then the ENTIRE REST of it is about 1960’s doowop music… [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:33:31</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Put a trash bag over your head, and sinch it with a rubber band, because THIS is the Halloween (adjacent) episode of The Noise Hole, and YOUR costume is “Trash Ghost.” This SPOOOOKIEST of episodes only features MAX SPOOKS for the first ten-ish minutes, then the ENTIRE REST of it is about 1960’s doowop music… [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>35 &#8211; I&#8217;m Sick To Death of All These Rockers</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/35-im-sick-to-death-of-all-these-rockers/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 29 Oct 2019 10:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9208</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Noise Bois, you’re going to have to forgive us as we indulge in this Nickelback-heavy Noise Hole. It’s a thing, it happened, let’s get past it. It’s like Soylent for your ears. It keeps you alive, but no one’s actually enjoying themselves. Also a seemingly NEVER ENDING train of rock stars, living and dead, visit [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Noise Bois, you’re going to have to forgive us as we indulge in this Nickelback-heavy Noise Hole. It’s a thing, it happened, let’s get past it. It’s like Soylent for your ears. It keeps you alive, but no one’s actually enjoying themselves. Also a seeming]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[I'm Sick To Death of All These Rockers]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>35</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Noise Bois, you’re going to have to forgive us as we indulge in this Nickelback-heavy Noise Hole. It’s a thing, it happened, let’s get past it. It’s like Soylent for your ears. It keeps you alive, but no one’s actually enjoying themselves. Also a seemingly NEVER ENDING train of rock stars, living and dead, visit [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9208/35-im-sick-to-death-of-all-these-rockers.mp3" length="122735019" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Noise Bois, you’re going to have to forgive us as we indulge in this Nickelback-heavy Noise Hole. It’s a thing, it happened, let’s get past it. It’s like Soylent for your ears. It keeps you alive, but no one’s actually enjoying themselves. Also a seemingly NEVER ENDING train of rock stars, living and dead, visit [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:24:52</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Noise Bois, you’re going to have to forgive us as we indulge in this Nickelback-heavy Noise Hole. It’s a thing, it happened, let’s get past it. It’s like Soylent for your ears. It keeps you alive, but no one’s actually enjoying themselves. Also a seemingly NEVER ENDING train of rock stars, living and dead, visit [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>34 &#8211; Fish Hooked By Hummus Dildos</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/34-fish-hooked-by-hummus-dildos/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 22 Oct 2019 10:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9209</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Sink them teeth into a moldy-ass peach, cuz them Noise Bois, Dave and Joel, are kicking out some low key, low energy, low effort jams Juno soundtrack style. They also dig in their spurs, and get in touch with their country side again. And Gary? HOOOBOY, does Gary get in trouble. He’s been a naughty [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Sink them teeth into a moldy-ass peach, cuz them Noise Bois, Dave and Joel, are kicking out some low key, low energy, low effort jams Juno soundtrack style. They also dig in their spurs, and get in touch with their country side again. And Gary? HOOOBOY, ]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Fish Hooked By Hummus Dildos]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>34</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Sink them teeth into a moldy-ass peach, cuz them Noise Bois, Dave and Joel, are kicking out some low key, low energy, low effort jams Juno soundtrack style. They also dig in their spurs, and get in touch with their country side again. And Gary? HOOOBOY, does Gary get in trouble. He’s been a naughty [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9209/34-fish-hooked-by-hummus-dildos.mp3" length="142845951" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sink them teeth into a moldy-ass peach, cuz them Noise Bois, Dave and Joel, are kicking out some low key, low energy, low effort jams Juno soundtrack style. They also dig in their spurs, and get in touch with their country side again. And Gary? HOOOBOY, does Gary get in trouble. He’s been a naughty [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:38:50</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Sink them teeth into a moldy-ass peach, cuz them Noise Bois, Dave and Joel, are kicking out some low key, low energy, low effort jams Juno soundtrack style. They also dig in their spurs, and get in touch with their country side again. And Gary? HOOOBOY, does Gary get in trouble. He’s been a naughty [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>33 &#8211; John Lennon&#8217;s Lethal Nipples</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/33-john-lennons-lethal-nipples/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 15 Oct 2019 11:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9210</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[What really broke up the Beatles? Was it Yoko? Band infighting? Or was it a plot so insidious that the very nipples on John Lennon’s chest weren’t safe from Paul’s ire? Also, LOTS of METALLICHAT-UH™. Dig in, Noise Bois! “Airplane Friends” by Row 26, Seats A and B Joel watched terrible, worthless movies on an [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[What really broke up the Beatles? Was it Yoko? Band infighting? Or was it a plot so insidious that the very nipples on John Lennon’s chest weren’t safe from Paul’s ire? Also, LOTS of METALLICHAT-UH™. Dig in, Noise Bois! “Airplane Friends” by Row 26, Seat]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[John Lennon's Lethal Nipples]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>33</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[What really broke up the Beatles? Was it Yoko? Band infighting? Or was it a plot so insidious that the very nipples on John Lennon’s chest weren’t safe from Paul’s ire? Also, LOTS of METALLICHAT-UH™. Dig in, Noise Bois! “Airplane Friends” by Row 26, Seats A and B Joel watched terrible, worthless movies on an [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9210/33-john-lennons-lethal-nipples.mp3" length="109017588" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[What really broke up the Beatles? Was it Yoko? Band infighting? Or was it a plot so insidious that the very nipples on John Lennon’s chest weren’t safe from Paul’s ire? Also, LOTS of METALLICHAT-UH™. Dig in, Noise Bois! “Airplane Friends” by Row 26, Seats A and B Joel watched terrible, worthless movies on an [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:15:21</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[What really broke up the Beatles? Was it Yoko? Band infighting? Or was it a plot so insidious that the very nipples on John Lennon’s chest weren’t safe from Paul’s ire? Also, LOTS of METALLICHAT-UH™. Dig in, Noise Bois! “Airplane Friends” by Row 26, Seats A and B Joel watched terrible, worthless movies on an [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>32 &#8211; Rock &#038; Roll Ambivalence</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/32-rock-and-roll-ambivalence/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 08 Oct 2019 11:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9211</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[I hope you’re ready for songs about sandwiches, and the nastiest, snottiest punk rock this side of London circa 1982, Noise Bois, because that’s precisely what you’re gonna get in this FIRST EVER Noise Hole episode recorded in THE ACTUAL NOISE HOLE!!! “I’m A Hungry Boy” by John Mayer John Mayer and Seal at Live [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[I hope you’re ready for songs about sandwiches, and the nastiest, snottiest punk rock this side of London circa 1982, Noise Bois, because that’s precisely what you’re gonna get in this FIRST EVER Noise Hole episode recorded in THE ACTUAL NOISE HOLE!!! “I]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Rock & Roll Ambivalence]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>32</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[I hope you’re ready for songs about sandwiches, and the nastiest, snottiest punk rock this side of London circa 1982, Noise Bois, because that’s precisely what you’re gonna get in this FIRST EVER Noise Hole episode recorded in THE ACTUAL NOISE HOLE!!! “I’m A Hungry Boy” by John Mayer John Mayer and Seal at Live [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9211/32-rock-and-roll-ambivalence.mp3" length="122642217" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[I hope you’re ready for songs about sandwiches, and the nastiest, snottiest punk rock this side of London circa 1982, Noise Bois, because that’s precisely what you’re gonna get in this FIRST EVER Noise Hole episode recorded in THE ACTUAL NOISE HOLE!!! “I’m A Hungry Boy” by John Mayer John Mayer and Seal at Live [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:24:48</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[I hope you’re ready for songs about sandwiches, and the nastiest, snottiest punk rock this side of London circa 1982, Noise Bois, because that’s precisely what you’re gonna get in this FIRST EVER Noise Hole episode recorded in THE ACTUAL NOISE HOLE!!! “I’m A Hungry Boy” by John Mayer John Mayer and Seal at Live [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>31 &#8211; Does This Rankle With You?</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/31-does-this-rankle-with-you/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 01 Oct 2019 11:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9212</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[It seems the Noise Bois were worried about Glenn Danzig’s employment situation, so Dave and Joel checked in and got WAY MORE than they bargained for. It’s a Danzig-centric episode, with bits of Ozzy and The Ramones tossed in for flavor. The word of the week is “rankled.” When someone says “rankled,” remember to SCREAM [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[It seems the Noise Bois were worried about Glenn Danzig’s employment situation, so Dave and Joel checked in and got WAY MORE than they bargained for. It’s a Danzig-centric episode, with bits of Ozzy and The Ramones tossed in for flavor. The word of the w]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Does This Rankle With You?]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>31</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[It seems the Noise Bois were worried about Glenn Danzig’s employment situation, so Dave and Joel checked in and got WAY MORE than they bargained for. It’s a Danzig-centric episode, with bits of Ozzy and The Ramones tossed in for flavor. The word of the week is “rankled.” When someone says “rankled,” remember to SCREAM [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9212/31-does-this-rankle-with-you.mp3" length="97609808" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[It seems the Noise Bois were worried about Glenn Danzig’s employment situation, so Dave and Joel checked in and got WAY MORE than they bargained for. It’s a Danzig-centric episode, with bits of Ozzy and The Ramones tossed in for flavor. The word of the week is “rankled.” When someone says “rankled,” remember to SCREAM [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:07:25</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[It seems the Noise Bois were worried about Glenn Danzig’s employment situation, so Dave and Joel checked in and got WAY MORE than they bargained for. It’s a Danzig-centric episode, with bits of Ozzy and The Ramones tossed in for flavor. The word of the week is “rankled.” When someone says “rankled,” remember to SCREAM [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>30 &#8211; Time To Call It Quits</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/30-time-to-call-it-quits/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 24 Sep 2019 23:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9213</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Dave and Joel have some hard news to deliver to some of their favorite bands: HANG UP THE AXE, IT’S TIME TO RETIRE! Or is it? Listen to the very end to find out the final verdicts for Weezer, Green Day and more, AND get a healthy dose of beautiful Irish folk music! “College Is [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Dave and Joel have some hard news to deliver to some of their favorite bands: HANG UP THE AXE, IT’S TIME TO RETIRE! Or is it? Listen to the very end to find out the final verdicts for Weezer, Green Day and more, AND get a healthy dose of beautiful Irish ]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Time To Call It Quits]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>30</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Dave and Joel have some hard news to deliver to some of their favorite bands: HANG UP THE AXE, IT’S TIME TO RETIRE! Or is it? Listen to the very end to find out the final verdicts for Weezer, Green Day and more, AND get a healthy dose of beautiful Irish folk music! “College Is [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9213/30-time-to-call-it-quits.mp3" length="100482437" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Dave and Joel have some hard news to deliver to some of their favorite bands: HANG UP THE AXE, IT’S TIME TO RETIRE! Or is it? Listen to the very end to find out the final verdicts for Weezer, Green Day and more, AND get a healthy dose of beautiful Irish folk music! “College Is [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:09:25</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Dave and Joel have some hard news to deliver to some of their favorite bands: HANG UP THE AXE, IT’S TIME TO RETIRE! Or is it? Listen to the very end to find out the final verdicts for Weezer, Green Day and more, AND get a healthy dose of beautiful Irish folk music! “College Is [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>29 &#8211; Swedish Hotdog Baseball</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/29-swedish-hotdog-baseball/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 17 Sep 2019 11:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9214</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[This is The Noise Hole’s final episode in its youthful 20s. Next week it will enter it’s dirty 30s, and then it’ll REALLY start to sleep around and get fucked up. This week, Dave and Joel answer Noise Boi questions about staying motivated, and Creed, AND they do a solid 30 minutes of MetalliCHAT! “Why [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[This is The Noise Hole’s final episode in its youthful 20s. Next week it will enter it’s dirty 30s, and then it’ll REALLY start to sleep around and get fucked up. This week, Dave and Joel answer Noise Boi questions about staying motivated, and Creed, AND]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Swedish Hotdog Baseball]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>29</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[This is The Noise Hole’s final episode in its youthful 20s. Next week it will enter it’s dirty 30s, and then it’ll REALLY start to sleep around and get fucked up. This week, Dave and Joel answer Noise Boi questions about staying motivated, and Creed, AND they do a solid 30 minutes of MetalliCHAT! “Why [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9214/29-swedish-hotdog-baseball.mp3" length="101900574" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[This is The Noise Hole’s final episode in its youthful 20s. Next week it will enter it’s dirty 30s, and then it’ll REALLY start to sleep around and get fucked up. This week, Dave and Joel answer Noise Boi questions about staying motivated, and Creed, AND they do a solid 30 minutes of MetalliCHAT! “Why [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:10:24</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[This is The Noise Hole’s final episode in its youthful 20s. Next week it will enter it’s dirty 30s, and then it’ll REALLY start to sleep around and get fucked up. This week, Dave and Joel answer Noise Boi questions about staying motivated, and Creed, AND they do a solid 30 minutes of MetalliCHAT! “Why [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>28 &#8211; I’m Going To The Top, So I Can Hit The Bottom</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/28-im-going-to-the-top-so-i-can-hit-the-bottom/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 10 Sep 2019 11:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9215</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Joel just saw the Elton John biopic Rocketman, and Dave wants to know how it stacks up to other rock biopics like Bohemian Rhapsody, and Kickstart My Heart. Spoilers: It’s a lot better than those two. This week the bois are joined by special guest, Reginald Dwight, AKA Sir Elton John! They even carted a [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Joel just saw the Elton John biopic Rocketman, and Dave wants to know how it stacks up to other rock biopics like Bohemian Rhapsody, and Kickstart My Heart. Spoilers: It’s a lot better than those two. This week the bois are joined by special guest, Regin]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[I’m Going To The Top, So I Can Hit The Bottom]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>28</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Joel just saw the Elton John biopic Rocketman, and Dave wants to know how it stacks up to other rock biopics like Bohemian Rhapsody, and Kickstart My Heart. Spoilers: It’s a lot better than those two. This week the bois are joined by special guest, Reginald Dwight, AKA Sir Elton John! They even carted a [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9215/28-im-going-to-the-top-so-i-can-hit-the-bottom.mp3" length="101538905" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Joel just saw the Elton John biopic Rocketman, and Dave wants to know how it stacks up to other rock biopics like Bohemian Rhapsody, and Kickstart My Heart. Spoilers: It’s a lot better than those two. This week the bois are joined by special guest, Reginald Dwight, AKA Sir Elton John! They even carted a [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:10:09</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Joel just saw the Elton John biopic Rocketman, and Dave wants to know how it stacks up to other rock biopics like Bohemian Rhapsody, and Kickstart My Heart. Spoilers: It’s a lot better than those two. This week the bois are joined by special guest, Reginald Dwight, AKA Sir Elton John! They even carted a [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>27 &#8211; Double Vaginal Double Dallas Page</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/27-double-vaginal-double-dallas-page/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 03 Sep 2019 11:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9216</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[This week’s Noise Hole is comprised of two essential parts: The part that’s all about the shift from the hair metal excess of the late 80s to the dreary melancholy of the early 90s, and the part that’s all about late 90s, early 2000s wrestling. The good news is you get both parts for free, [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[This week’s Noise Hole is comprised of two essential parts: The part that’s all about the shift from the hair metal excess of the late 80s to the dreary melancholy of the early 90s, and the part that’s all about late 90s, early 2000s wrestling. The good ]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Double Vaginal Double Dallas Page]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>27</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[This week’s Noise Hole is comprised of two essential parts: The part that’s all about the shift from the hair metal excess of the late 80s to the dreary melancholy of the early 90s, and the part that’s all about late 90s, early 2000s wrestling. The good news is you get both parts for free, [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9216/27-double-vaginal-double-dallas-page.mp3" length="132788950" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week’s Noise Hole is comprised of two essential parts: The part that’s all about the shift from the hair metal excess of the late 80s to the dreary melancholy of the early 90s, and the part that’s all about late 90s, early 2000s wrestling. The good news is you get both parts for free, [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:31:51</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[This week’s Noise Hole is comprised of two essential parts: The part that’s all about the shift from the hair metal excess of the late 80s to the dreary melancholy of the early 90s, and the part that’s all about late 90s, early 2000s wrestling. The good news is you get both parts for free, [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>26 &#8211; I Like Beans. Yes I do.</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/26-i-like-beans-yes-i-do/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 27 Aug 2019 11:22:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9217</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Dave and Joel are taking it back, WAY BACK to the very beginning of Dave’s songwriting career to explore the evolution of his very first song, “I Like Beans.” “Time To Get Creative (I Hate You, Kevin)” with Kevin Tonberry and Dave Problematic band members How do you sing and play at the same time? [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Dave and Joel are taking it back, WAY BACK to the very beginning of Dave’s songwriting career to explore the evolution of his very first song, “I Like Beans.” “Time To Get Creative (I Hate You, Kevin)” with Kevin Tonberry and Dave Problematic band member]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[I Like Beans. Yes I do.]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>26</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Dave and Joel are taking it back, WAY BACK to the very beginning of Dave’s songwriting career to explore the evolution of his very first song, “I Like Beans.” “Time To Get Creative (I Hate You, Kevin)” with Kevin Tonberry and Dave Problematic band members How do you sing and play at the same time? [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9217/26-i-like-beans-yes-i-do.mp3" length="112275503" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Dave and Joel are taking it back, WAY BACK to the very beginning of Dave’s songwriting career to explore the evolution of his very first song, “I Like Beans.” “Time To Get Creative (I Hate You, Kevin)” with Kevin Tonberry and Dave Problematic band members How do you sing and play at the same time? [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:17:36</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Dave and Joel are taking it back, WAY BACK to the very beginning of Dave’s songwriting career to explore the evolution of his very first song, “I Like Beans.” “Time To Get Creative (I Hate You, Kevin)” with Kevin Tonberry and Dave Problematic band members How do you sing and play at the same time? [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>25 &#8211; A Little More Rainbow In Your Life Can’t Really Hurt, Can It?</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/25-a-little-more-rainbow-in-your-life-cant-really-hurt-can-it/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 20 Aug 2019 11:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9218</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Dave and Joel are a bit aimless this week. They’re like ships without rudders; explorers with no map; chefs with no recipe, but that doesn’t seem to stop them from from sailing the seas of rock, climbing the musical mountains and cooking up a delectable dish of dumb songs! “I Got Them Prison Blues” by [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Dave and Joel are a bit aimless this week. They’re like ships without rudders; explorers with no map; chefs with no recipe, but that doesn’t seem to stop them from from sailing the seas of rock, climbing the musical mountains and cooking up a delectable ]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[A Little More Rainbow In Your Life Can’t Really Hurt, Can It?]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>25</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Dave and Joel are a bit aimless this week. They’re like ships without rudders; explorers with no map; chefs with no recipe, but that doesn’t seem to stop them from from sailing the seas of rock, climbing the musical mountains and cooking up a delectable dish of dumb songs! “I Got Them Prison Blues” by [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9218/25-a-little-more-rainbow-in-your-life-cant-really-hurt-can-it.mp3" length="133165836" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Dave and Joel are a bit aimless this week. They’re like ships without rudders; explorers with no map; chefs with no recipe, but that doesn’t seem to stop them from from sailing the seas of rock, climbing the musical mountains and cooking up a delectable dish of dumb songs! “I Got Them Prison Blues” by [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:32:06</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Dave and Joel are a bit aimless this week. They’re like ships without rudders; explorers with no map; chefs with no recipe, but that doesn’t seem to stop them from from sailing the seas of rock, climbing the musical mountains and cooking up a delectable dish of dumb songs! “I Got Them Prison Blues” by [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>24 &#8211; God Bless America, and God Bless Milfs</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/24-god-bless-america-and-god-bless-milfs/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 13 Aug 2019 11:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9219</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[This week Dave and Joel take off their rock and roll pants, and slip on their country chaps… and nothing else. It’s an entire episode dedicated to approximating a vague idea of what two rock boys think country music probably sounds like! Yee-Haw! “Shopping Basket Full Of Caskets” by Leonard Cohen “Mean Gene (60% Beans)” [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[This week Dave and Joel take off their rock and roll pants, and slip on their country chaps… and nothing else. It’s an entire episode dedicated to approximating a vague idea of what two rock boys think country music probably sounds like! Yee-Haw! “Shoppi]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[God Bless America, and God Bless Milfs]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>24</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[This week Dave and Joel take off their rock and roll pants, and slip on their country chaps… and nothing else. It’s an entire episode dedicated to approximating a vague idea of what two rock boys think country music probably sounds like! Yee-Haw! “Shopping Basket Full Of Caskets” by Leonard Cohen “Mean Gene (60% Beans)” [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9219/24-god-bless-america-and-god-bless-milfs.mp3" length="101777428" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week Dave and Joel take off their rock and roll pants, and slip on their country chaps… and nothing else. It’s an entire episode dedicated to approximating a vague idea of what two rock boys think country music probably sounds like! Yee-Haw! “Shopping Basket Full Of Caskets” by Leonard Cohen “Mean Gene (60% Beans)” [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:10:18</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[This week Dave and Joel take off their rock and roll pants, and slip on their country chaps… and nothing else. It’s an entire episode dedicated to approximating a vague idea of what two rock boys think country music probably sounds like! Yee-Haw! “Shopping Basket Full Of Caskets” by Leonard Cohen “Mean Gene (60% Beans)” [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>23 &#8211; Chugga Lugga Doobity Doo</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/23-chugga-lugga-doobity-doo/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 06 Aug 2019 11:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9220</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[This episode deals primarily with two young bois, wee Dave and Lil&#8217; Joel, and their personal betrayals by two once-revered and beloved bands: Tool and Metallica. “I Am A Little Water Boy” by Fish Friends Delta Blues Email Readin’s  How much money do you think Tool has? Comparing and contrasting Jimmy Eat World and Tool [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[This episode deals primarily with two young bois, wee Dave and Lil&#8217; Joel, and their personal betrayals by two once-revered and beloved bands: Tool and Metallica. “I Am A Little Water Boy” by Fish Friends Delta Blues Email Readin’s  How much money d]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Chugga Lugga Doobity Doo]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>23</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[This episode deals primarily with two young bois, wee Dave and Lil&#8217; Joel, and their personal betrayals by two once-revered and beloved bands: Tool and Metallica. “I Am A Little Water Boy” by Fish Friends Delta Blues Email Readin’s  How much money do you think Tool has? Comparing and contrasting Jimmy Eat World and Tool [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9220/23-chugga-lugga-doobity-doo.mp3" length="124297682" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[This episode deals primarily with two young bois, wee Dave and Lil&#8217; Joel, and their personal betrayals by two once-revered and beloved bands: Tool and Metallica. “I Am A Little Water Boy” by Fish Friends Delta Blues Email Readin’s  How much money do you think Tool has? Comparing and contrasting Jimmy Eat World and Tool [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:25:57</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[This episode deals primarily with two young bois, wee Dave and Lil&#8217; Joel, and their personal betrayals by two once-revered and beloved bands: Tool and Metallica. “I Am A Little Water Boy” by Fish Friends Delta Blues Email Readin’s  How much money do you think Tool has? Comparing and contrasting Jimmy Eat World and Tool [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>22 &#8211; America&#8217;s A Fuckboi</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/22-americas-a-fuckboi/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jul 2019 11:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9221</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Dear Noise Bois, this episode is a bit more talky than usual, and at times gets a little serious. But, you know what? It’s got heart. It’s also got THREE DIFFERENT Lemmy’s Retro Rundowns! So cram that in your gob and gnaw on it. “Welcome To The Cannibal Cafe” by Tom Waits and Randy Newman [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Dear Noise Bois, this episode is a bit more talky than usual, and at times gets a little serious. But, you know what? It’s got heart. It’s also got THREE DIFFERENT Lemmy’s Retro Rundowns! So cram that in your gob and gnaw on it. “Welcome To The Cannibal ]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[America's A Fuckboi]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>22</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Dear Noise Bois, this episode is a bit more talky than usual, and at times gets a little serious. But, you know what? It’s got heart. It’s also got THREE DIFFERENT Lemmy’s Retro Rundowns! So cram that in your gob and gnaw on it. “Welcome To The Cannibal Cafe” by Tom Waits and Randy Newman [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9221/22-americas-a-fuckboi.mp3" length="124692648" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Dear Noise Bois, this episode is a bit more talky than usual, and at times gets a little serious. But, you know what? It’s got heart. It’s also got THREE DIFFERENT Lemmy’s Retro Rundowns! So cram that in your gob and gnaw on it. “Welcome To The Cannibal Cafe” by Tom Waits and Randy Newman [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:26:13</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Dear Noise Bois, this episode is a bit more talky than usual, and at times gets a little serious. But, you know what? It’s got heart. It’s also got THREE DIFFERENT Lemmy’s Retro Rundowns! So cram that in your gob and gnaw on it. “Welcome To The Cannibal Cafe” by Tom Waits and Randy Newman [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>21 &#8211; Clarence Clear Conscience Revival</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/21-clarence-clear-conscience-revival/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jul 2019 11:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9222</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Everybody’s favorite morally conscious, rotund bass player is back, and he is very sorry but he has to leave. He just cannot abide the topics of discussion presented in this particular podcast. Believe me, he NEEDS to the money, but it goes against his personal moral code. “Human Catdog” by The Apocalypse Bois  “Bulls On [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Everybody’s favorite morally conscious, rotund bass player is back, and he is very sorry but he has to leave. He just cannot abide the topics of discussion presented in this particular podcast. Believe me, he NEEDS to the money, but it goes against his p]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Clarence Clear Conscience Revival]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>21</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Everybody’s favorite morally conscious, rotund bass player is back, and he is very sorry but he has to leave. He just cannot abide the topics of discussion presented in this particular podcast. Believe me, he NEEDS to the money, but it goes against his personal moral code. “Human Catdog” by The Apocalypse Bois  “Bulls On [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9222/21-clarence-clear-conscience-revival.mp3" length="121016293" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Everybody’s favorite morally conscious, rotund bass player is back, and he is very sorry but he has to leave. He just cannot abide the topics of discussion presented in this particular podcast. Believe me, he NEEDS to the money, but it goes against his personal moral code. “Human Catdog” by The Apocalypse Bois  “Bulls On [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:23:40</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Everybody’s favorite morally conscious, rotund bass player is back, and he is very sorry but he has to leave. He just cannot abide the topics of discussion presented in this particular podcast. Believe me, he NEEDS to the money, but it goes against his personal moral code. “Human Catdog” by The Apocalypse Bois  “Bulls On [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>20 &#8211; Super Secret Pilot Episode ZERO (ft. Gary)</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/20-super-secret-pilot-episode-zero-ft-gary/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jul 2019 11:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9223</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Hey hey, Noise Bois! Here’s a special treat for you. This is the original episode of the Here’s An Idea podcast that spawned The Noise Hole, remastered with additional instruments and… well… Gary. Fuckin’ Gary. This Week: Dave’s fever dream intro Pajama Jam Dave’s bouncy, jazzy email reading music bed “My Face Is Inside A [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Hey hey, Noise Bois! Here’s a special treat for you. This is the original episode of the Here’s An Idea podcast that spawned The Noise Hole, remastered with additional instruments and… well… Gary. Fuckin’ Gary. This Week: Dave’s fever dream intro Pajama ]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Super Secret Pilot Episode ZERO (ft. Gary)]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>20</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Hey hey, Noise Bois! Here’s a special treat for you. This is the original episode of the Here’s An Idea podcast that spawned The Noise Hole, remastered with additional instruments and… well… Gary. Fuckin’ Gary. This Week: Dave’s fever dream intro Pajama Jam Dave’s bouncy, jazzy email reading music bed “My Face Is Inside A [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9223/20-super-secret-pilot-episode-zero-ft-gary.mp3" length="92091227" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hey hey, Noise Bois! Here’s a special treat for you. This is the original episode of the Here’s An Idea podcast that spawned The Noise Hole, remastered with additional instruments and… well… Gary. Fuckin’ Gary. This Week: Dave’s fever dream intro Pajama Jam Dave’s bouncy, jazzy email reading music bed “My Face Is Inside A [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:03:35</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Hey hey, Noise Bois! Here’s a special treat for you. This is the original episode of the Here’s An Idea podcast that spawned The Noise Hole, remastered with additional instruments and… well… Gary. Fuckin’ Gary. This Week: Dave’s fever dream intro Pajama Jam Dave’s bouncy, jazzy email reading music bed “My Face Is Inside A [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>19 &#8211; Escaping Neverland</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/19-escaping-neverland/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jul 2019 15:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9225</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[We hate to start an episode with an apology, but we spend about half this episode discussing musicians and celebrities that also happen to pedos. Can we separate the art from the artist, or the sandwich from the sandwich artist? Let&#8217;s find out together. This week: Radiohead killed the riff Johnny Greenwood in Game Of [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[We hate to start an episode with an apology, but we spend about half this episode discussing musicians and celebrities that also happen to pedos. Can we separate the art from the artist, or the sandwich from the sandwich artist? Let&#8217;s find out toge]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Escaping Neverland]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[We hate to start an episode with an apology, but we spend about half this episode discussing musicians and celebrities that also happen to pedos. Can we separate the art from the artist, or the sandwich from the sandwich artist? Let&#8217;s find out together. This week: Radiohead killed the riff Johnny Greenwood in Game Of [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9225/19-escaping-neverland.mp3" length="137200703" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[We hate to start an episode with an apology, but we spend about half this episode discussing musicians and celebrities that also happen to pedos. Can we separate the art from the artist, or the sandwich from the sandwich artist? Let&#8217;s find out together. This week: Radiohead killed the riff Johnny Greenwood in Game Of [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:34:54</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[We hate to start an episode with an apology, but we spend about half this episode discussing musicians and celebrities that also happen to pedos. Can we separate the art from the artist, or the sandwich from the sandwich artist? Let&#8217;s find out together. This week: Radiohead killed the riff Johnny Greenwood in Game Of [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>18 &#8211; Happy Father&#8217;s Day, Eric Clapton</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/18-happy-fathers-day-eric-clapton/</link>
	<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jul 2019 15:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9226</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Join us, Noise Bois, as Dave celebrates his first Father’s Day, while Joel makes it an even dozen, and we delve deeply into rock dads and all their rad daddom. This week: “A Man On The 30th Floor” by Death Cab For Cutie “Why Didn’t Daddy Hold My Feet” by Eric Clapton “Tears In Heaven [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Join us, Noise Bois, as Dave celebrates his first Father’s Day, while Joel makes it an even dozen, and we delve deeply into rock dads and all their rad daddom. This week: “A Man On The 30th Floor” by Death Cab For Cutie “Why Didn’t Daddy Hold My Feet” by]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Happy Father's Day, Eric Clapton]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Join us, Noise Bois, as Dave celebrates his first Father’s Day, while Joel makes it an even dozen, and we delve deeply into rock dads and all their rad daddom. This week: “A Man On The 30th Floor” by Death Cab For Cutie “Why Didn’t Daddy Hold My Feet” by Eric Clapton “Tears In Heaven [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9226/18-happy-fathers-day-eric-clapton.mp3" length="114917432" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Join us, Noise Bois, as Dave celebrates his first Father’s Day, while Joel makes it an even dozen, and we delve deeply into rock dads and all their rad daddom. This week: “A Man On The 30th Floor” by Death Cab For Cutie “Why Didn’t Daddy Hold My Feet” by Eric Clapton “Tears In Heaven [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:19:26</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Join us, Noise Bois, as Dave celebrates his first Father’s Day, while Joel makes it an even dozen, and we delve deeply into rock dads and all their rad daddom. This week: “A Man On The 30th Floor” by Death Cab For Cutie “Why Didn’t Daddy Hold My Feet” by Eric Clapton “Tears In Heaven [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>17 &#8211; A Higher Brown</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/17-a-higher-brown/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 25 Jun 2019 15:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9227</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Do you hear colors, Noise Boys? Do you SEE sounds?! OH GOD, ARE YOU A MONSTROUS FREAK LIKE DAVE AND JOEL?! FLEE! FLEE TO THE SEWERS TO AVOID PERSECUTION! This week we&#8217;ve got: “The World Is In A Minor Key” by The Noise Boys Joel and Dave have Grapheme-Color Synesthesia  “Da, I Hear The Garden” [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Do you hear colors, Noise Boys? Do you SEE sounds?! OH GOD, ARE YOU A MONSTROUS FREAK LIKE DAVE AND JOEL?! FLEE! FLEE TO THE SEWERS TO AVOID PERSECUTION! This week we&#8217;ve got: “The World Is In A Minor Key” by The Noise Boys Joel and Dave have Graphe]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[A Higher Brown]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>17</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Do you hear colors, Noise Boys? Do you SEE sounds?! OH GOD, ARE YOU A MONSTROUS FREAK LIKE DAVE AND JOEL?! FLEE! FLEE TO THE SEWERS TO AVOID PERSECUTION! This week we&#8217;ve got: “The World Is In A Minor Key” by The Noise Boys Joel and Dave have Grapheme-Color Synesthesia  “Da, I Hear The Garden” [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9227/17-a-higher-brown.mp3" length="107653701" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Do you hear colors, Noise Boys? Do you SEE sounds?! OH GOD, ARE YOU A MONSTROUS FREAK LIKE DAVE AND JOEL?! FLEE! FLEE TO THE SEWERS TO AVOID PERSECUTION! This week we&#8217;ve got: “The World Is In A Minor Key” by The Noise Boys Joel and Dave have Grapheme-Color Synesthesia  “Da, I Hear The Garden” [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:14:23</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Do you hear colors, Noise Boys? Do you SEE sounds?! OH GOD, ARE YOU A MONSTROUS FREAK LIKE DAVE AND JOEL?! FLEE! FLEE TO THE SEWERS TO AVOID PERSECUTION! This week we&#8217;ve got: “The World Is In A Minor Key” by The Noise Boys Joel and Dave have Grapheme-Color Synesthesia  “Da, I Hear The Garden” [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>16 &#8211; Dear Dick Doc</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/16-dear-dick-doc/</link>
	<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2019 15:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9228</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[We’re not gonna lie. Half of this episode is about Glenn Danzig working odd jobs and the other half is almost entirely dick jokes set to music. It’s not an apology, but it might be a warning. Anyway, if you ever wanted to hear Eminem and his urologist trade verses, this is the episode for [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[We’re not gonna lie. Half of this episode is about Glenn Danzig working odd jobs and the other half is almost entirely dick jokes set to music. It’s not an apology, but it might be a warning. Anyway, if you ever wanted to hear Eminem and his urologist tr]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Dear Dick Doc]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>16</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[We’re not gonna lie. Half of this episode is about Glenn Danzig working odd jobs and the other half is almost entirely dick jokes set to music. It’s not an apology, but it might be a warning. Anyway, if you ever wanted to hear Eminem and his urologist trade verses, this is the episode for [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9228/16-dear-dick-doc.mp3" length="98796309" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re not gonna lie. Half of this episode is about Glenn Danzig working odd jobs and the other half is almost entirely dick jokes set to music. It’s not an apology, but it might be a warning. Anyway, if you ever wanted to hear Eminem and his urologist trade verses, this is the episode for [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:08:14</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[We’re not gonna lie. Half of this episode is about Glenn Danzig working odd jobs and the other half is almost entirely dick jokes set to music. It’s not an apology, but it might be a warning. Anyway, if you ever wanted to hear Eminem and his urologist trade verses, this is the episode for [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>15 &#8211; Jazz Sucks</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/15-jazz-sucks/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jun 2019 15:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9229</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Prepare yourselves, Noise Bois, for an extra long 90 minute episode that contains zero unwarranted, inflammatory and ill-informed opinions about entire complex genre’s of music! It’s time for episode 15, “Jazz Sucks!” This week: “Korobeiniki” aka “The Tetris Theme” aka “Death To the West”  Jazz is impressive but unnecessary The Noise Bois try and fail [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Prepare yourselves, Noise Bois, for an extra long 90 minute episode that contains zero unwarranted, inflammatory and ill-informed opinions about entire complex genre’s of music! It’s time for episode 15, “Jazz Sucks!” This week: “Korobeiniki” aka “The Te]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Jazz Sucks]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Prepare yourselves, Noise Bois, for an extra long 90 minute episode that contains zero unwarranted, inflammatory and ill-informed opinions about entire complex genre’s of music! It’s time for episode 15, “Jazz Sucks!” This week: “Korobeiniki” aka “The Tetris Theme” aka “Death To the West”  Jazz is impressive but unnecessary The Noise Bois try and fail [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9229/15-jazz-sucks.mp3" length="131858549" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Prepare yourselves, Noise Bois, for an extra long 90 minute episode that contains zero unwarranted, inflammatory and ill-informed opinions about entire complex genre’s of music! It’s time for episode 15, “Jazz Sucks!” This week: “Korobeiniki” aka “The Tetris Theme” aka “Death To the West”  Jazz is impressive but unnecessary The Noise Bois try and fail [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:31:12</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Prepare yourselves, Noise Bois, for an extra long 90 minute episode that contains zero unwarranted, inflammatory and ill-informed opinions about entire complex genre’s of music! It’s time for episode 15, “Jazz Sucks!” This week: “Korobeiniki” aka “The Tetris Theme” aka “Death To the West”  Jazz is impressive but unnecessary The Noise Bois try and fail [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>14 &#8211; The Earth Is A Fat Square</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/14-the-earth-is-a-fat-square/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 04 Jun 2019 15:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9230</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Episode 14 is a make or break moment in the life of a Noise Boi. You either abandon ship now, or you’re with us forever. Make your choice. Here’s the playlist: “Suicide By Cop” by A Band That Sounds Like Dashboard Confessional “Take His Hair To The Dog Pound” by Queen  “Poodley Gargle” by Queen [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Episode 14 is a make or break moment in the life of a Noise Boi. You either abandon ship now, or you’re with us forever. Make your choice. Here’s the playlist: “Suicide By Cop” by A Band That Sounds Like Dashboard Confessional “Take His Hair To The Dog P]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[The Earth Is A Fat Square]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Episode 14 is a make or break moment in the life of a Noise Boi. You either abandon ship now, or you’re with us forever. Make your choice. Here’s the playlist: “Suicide By Cop” by A Band That Sounds Like Dashboard Confessional “Take His Hair To The Dog Pound” by Queen  “Poodley Gargle” by Queen [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9230/14-the-earth-is-a-fat-square.mp3" length="99945500" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Episode 14 is a make or break moment in the life of a Noise Boi. You either abandon ship now, or you’re with us forever. Make your choice. Here’s the playlist: “Suicide By Cop” by A Band That Sounds Like Dashboard Confessional “Take His Hair To The Dog Pound” by Queen  “Poodley Gargle” by Queen [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:09:02</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Episode 14 is a make or break moment in the life of a Noise Boi. You either abandon ship now, or you’re with us forever. Make your choice. Here’s the playlist: “Suicide By Cop” by A Band That Sounds Like Dashboard Confessional “Take His Hair To The Dog Pound” by Queen  “Poodley Gargle” by Queen [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>13 &#8211; Lemmy&#8217;s Retro Rundown</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/13-lemmys-retro-rundown/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 28 May 2019 15:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9231</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[It’s lucky episode 13, and the boys are comin’ in hot with: “I Wanna Fuck My Guitar” by Bob Seger Tales of making friends and boosting egos at Guitar Center “Can’t Be On Letterman” by Eddie Vedder Dave and Joel have some strong opinions about the “Beautiful Boys” in Greta Van Fleet The Beachie Boys [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[It’s lucky episode 13, and the boys are comin’ in hot with: “I Wanna Fuck My Guitar” by Bob Seger Tales of making friends and boosting egos at Guitar Center “Can’t Be On Letterman” by Eddie Vedder Dave and Joel have some strong opinions about the “Beauti]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Lemmy's Retro Rundown]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[It’s lucky episode 13, and the boys are comin’ in hot with: “I Wanna Fuck My Guitar” by Bob Seger Tales of making friends and boosting egos at Guitar Center “Can’t Be On Letterman” by Eddie Vedder Dave and Joel have some strong opinions about the “Beautiful Boys” in Greta Van Fleet The Beachie Boys [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9231/13-lemmys-retro-rundown.mp3" length="95731213" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[It’s lucky episode 13, and the boys are comin’ in hot with: “I Wanna Fuck My Guitar” by Bob Seger Tales of making friends and boosting egos at Guitar Center “Can’t Be On Letterman” by Eddie Vedder Dave and Joel have some strong opinions about the “Beautiful Boys” in Greta Van Fleet The Beachie Boys [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:06:06</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[It’s lucky episode 13, and the boys are comin’ in hot with: “I Wanna Fuck My Guitar” by Bob Seger Tales of making friends and boosting egos at Guitar Center “Can’t Be On Letterman” by Eddie Vedder Dave and Joel have some strong opinions about the “Beautiful Boys” in Greta Van Fleet The Beachie Boys [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>12 &#8211; Slayer Pizza</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/12-slayer-pizza/</link>
	<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2019 15:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9232</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[In this episode: Dave takes Joel to Slayer School Slayer opens and/or goes to a pizza parlor Amon Amarth becomes Amen Amarth The bois talk waiting through the opening band Joel catches up with Coheed &#38; Cambria Modern prog band names are discussed The Flaming Lips are A LITTLE pretentious Scott Ian from Anthrax is [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[In this episode: Dave takes Joel to Slayer School Slayer opens and/or goes to a pizza parlor Amon Amarth becomes Amen Amarth The bois talk waiting through the opening band Joel catches up with Coheed &#38; Cambria Modern prog band names are discussed The]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Slayer Pizza]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[In this episode: Dave takes Joel to Slayer School Slayer opens and/or goes to a pizza parlor Amon Amarth becomes Amen Amarth The bois talk waiting through the opening band Joel catches up with Coheed &#38; Cambria Modern prog band names are discussed The Flaming Lips are A LITTLE pretentious Scott Ian from Anthrax is [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9232/12-slayer-pizza.mp3" length="108810367" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode: Dave takes Joel to Slayer School Slayer opens and/or goes to a pizza parlor Amon Amarth becomes Amen Amarth The bois talk waiting through the opening band Joel catches up with Coheed &#38; Cambria Modern prog band names are discussed The Flaming Lips are A LITTLE pretentious Scott Ian from Anthrax is [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:14:26</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[In this episode: Dave takes Joel to Slayer School Slayer opens and/or goes to a pizza parlor Amon Amarth becomes Amen Amarth The bois talk waiting through the opening band Joel catches up with Coheed &#38; Cambria Modern prog band names are discussed The Flaming Lips are A LITTLE pretentious Scott Ian from Anthrax is [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>11 &#8211; Wolfgang Van Halen Is A Fancy Boy</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/11-wolfgang-van-halen-is-a-fancy-boy/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2019 15:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9233</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Despite a mountain of technical problems, Dave and Joel manage to crawl into The Noise Hole and emerge with tasty, face melting jams like: The Fresh Prince of Gorillaz Scatman Basket Case Metallica dubbed in 8th grade French Tuvix Bands (Bad Religion vs. Van Halen)! Michael Anthony is replaced with fancy boy, Wolfgang Van Halen [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Despite a mountain of technical problems, Dave and Joel manage to crawl into The Noise Hole and emerge with tasty, face melting jams like: The Fresh Prince of Gorillaz Scatman Basket Case Metallica dubbed in 8th grade French Tuvix Bands (Bad Religion vs.]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Wolfgang Van Halen Is A Fancy Boy]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Despite a mountain of technical problems, Dave and Joel manage to crawl into The Noise Hole and emerge with tasty, face melting jams like: The Fresh Prince of Gorillaz Scatman Basket Case Metallica dubbed in 8th grade French Tuvix Bands (Bad Religion vs. Van Halen)! Michael Anthony is replaced with fancy boy, Wolfgang Van Halen [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9233/11-wolfgang-van-halen-is-a-fancy-boy.mp3" length="1" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Despite a mountain of technical problems, Dave and Joel manage to crawl into The Noise Hole and emerge with tasty, face melting jams like: The Fresh Prince of Gorillaz Scatman Basket Case Metallica dubbed in 8th grade French Tuvix Bands (Bad Religion vs. Van Halen)! Michael Anthony is replaced with fancy boy, Wolfgang Van Halen [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>54:16</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Despite a mountain of technical problems, Dave and Joel manage to crawl into The Noise Hole and emerge with tasty, face melting jams like: The Fresh Prince of Gorillaz Scatman Basket Case Metallica dubbed in 8th grade French Tuvix Bands (Bad Religion vs. Van Halen)! Michael Anthony is replaced with fancy boy, Wolfgang Van Halen [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>10 &#8211; Three Horrible Lies About Glenn Danzig</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/10-three-horrible-lies-about-glenn-danzig/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2019 15:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9234</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Dave and Joel start this episode out LITERALLY trapped in the ACTUAL Noise Hole. It’s a harrowing experience and they’re lucky to be alive. Vicious lies are told about Glenn Danzig, which he staunchly refutes The Misfits weigh in on their former singer’s sullied reputation Rowan Atkinson fills in for Glenn Joel tells the true [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Dave and Joel start this episode out LITERALLY trapped in the ACTUAL Noise Hole. It’s a harrowing experience and they’re lucky to be alive. Vicious lies are told about Glenn Danzig, which he staunchly refutes The Misfits weigh in on their former singer’s]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Three Horrible Lies About Glenn Danzig]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Dave and Joel start this episode out LITERALLY trapped in the ACTUAL Noise Hole. It’s a harrowing experience and they’re lucky to be alive. Vicious lies are told about Glenn Danzig, which he staunchly refutes The Misfits weigh in on their former singer’s sullied reputation Rowan Atkinson fills in for Glenn Joel tells the true [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9234/10-three-horrible-lies-about-glenn-danzig.mp3" length="76082308" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Dave and Joel start this episode out LITERALLY trapped in the ACTUAL Noise Hole. It’s a harrowing experience and they’re lucky to be alive. Vicious lies are told about Glenn Danzig, which he staunchly refutes The Misfits weigh in on their former singer’s sullied reputation Rowan Atkinson fills in for Glenn Joel tells the true [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>51:42</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Dave and Joel start this episode out LITERALLY trapped in the ACTUAL Noise Hole. It’s a harrowing experience and they’re lucky to be alive. Vicious lies are told about Glenn Danzig, which he staunchly refutes The Misfits weigh in on their former singer’s sullied reputation Rowan Atkinson fills in for Glenn Joel tells the true [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>09 &#8211; Aerosmith In A Denny&#8217;s</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/09-aerosmith-in-a-dennys/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2019 15:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9235</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Noise Bois, I hope you’re ready for some SELF INDULGENCE because this episode HAS IT. Easily half the episode is about Aerosmith going to Denny’s, then: Dave and Joel discuss how Slash only has a few axe tricks up his sleeve What Lynyrd Skynyrd’s mommas told them Who’s in the room when Metallica records a [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Noise Bois, I hope you’re ready for some SELF INDULGENCE because this episode HAS IT. Easily half the episode is about Aerosmith going to Denny’s, then: Dave and Joel discuss how Slash only has a few axe tricks up his sleeve What Lynyrd Skynyrd’s mommas ]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Aerosmith In A Denny's]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>09</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Noise Bois, I hope you’re ready for some SELF INDULGENCE because this episode HAS IT. Easily half the episode is about Aerosmith going to Denny’s, then: Dave and Joel discuss how Slash only has a few axe tricks up his sleeve What Lynyrd Skynyrd’s mommas told them Who’s in the room when Metallica records a [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9235/09-aerosmith-in-a-dennys.mp3" length="95319908" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Noise Bois, I hope you’re ready for some SELF INDULGENCE because this episode HAS IT. Easily half the episode is about Aerosmith going to Denny’s, then: Dave and Joel discuss how Slash only has a few axe tricks up his sleeve What Lynyrd Skynyrd’s mommas told them Who’s in the room when Metallica records a [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:05:04</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Noise Bois, I hope you’re ready for some SELF INDULGENCE because this episode HAS IT. Easily half the episode is about Aerosmith going to Denny’s, then: Dave and Joel discuss how Slash only has a few axe tricks up his sleeve What Lynyrd Skynyrd’s mommas told them Who’s in the room when Metallica records a [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>08 &#8211; Cowboy Corpse</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/08-cowboy-corpse/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2019 15:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9236</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[In this episode: Dave and Joel christen the new home of The Noise Hole in the Dave Cave Dave has a retirement plan Green Day has a children’s album A musical tribute to a special Noise Boy Dave gets creeped out by his Mum’s use of punctuation We also meet Jom, Joel, Porge and Ringum: [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[In this episode: Dave and Joel christen the new home of The Noise Hole in the Dave Cave Dave has a retirement plan Green Day has a children’s album A musical tribute to a special Noise Boy Dave gets creeped out by his Mum’s use of punctuation We also mee]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Cowboy Corpse]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>08</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[In this episode: Dave and Joel christen the new home of The Noise Hole in the Dave Cave Dave has a retirement plan Green Day has a children’s album A musical tribute to a special Noise Boy Dave gets creeped out by his Mum’s use of punctuation We also meet Jom, Joel, Porge and Ringum: [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9236/08-cowboy-corpse.mp3" length="115077875" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode: Dave and Joel christen the new home of The Noise Hole in the Dave Cave Dave has a retirement plan Green Day has a children’s album A musical tribute to a special Noise Boy Dave gets creeped out by his Mum’s use of punctuation We also meet Jom, Joel, Porge and Ringum: [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:18:47</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[In this episode: Dave and Joel christen the new home of The Noise Hole in the Dave Cave Dave has a retirement plan Green Day has a children’s album A musical tribute to a special Noise Boy Dave gets creeped out by his Mum’s use of punctuation We also meet Jom, Joel, Porge and Ringum: [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>07 &#8211; I Love Daddy, Daddy Eat Egg</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/07-i-love-daddy-daddy-eat-egg/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 16 Apr 2019 15:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9237</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Ask yourselves, Noise Bois, are you ready for: Devo’s “Wammy Bar Song?” “Roger’s Bum” by Pink Floyd? Baby Bands featuring Smashing Pumpkins, Metallica and Nirvana “Daddy Was A Rock &#38; Roll Dude” but Bowie “I Love Daddy, Daddy Eat Egg” by Nirvana Joel explains how Cake sounds like Cake, but Beck sounds like four Becks [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Ask yourselves, Noise Bois, are you ready for: Devo’s “Wammy Bar Song?” “Roger’s Bum” by Pink Floyd? Baby Bands featuring Smashing Pumpkins, Metallica and Nirvana “Daddy Was A Rock &#38; Roll Dude” but Bowie “I Love Daddy, Daddy Eat Egg” by Nirvana Joel ]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[I Love Daddy, Daddy Eat Egg]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Ask yourselves, Noise Bois, are you ready for: Devo’s “Wammy Bar Song?” “Roger’s Bum” by Pink Floyd? Baby Bands featuring Smashing Pumpkins, Metallica and Nirvana “Daddy Was A Rock &#38; Roll Dude” but Bowie “I Love Daddy, Daddy Eat Egg” by Nirvana Joel explains how Cake sounds like Cake, but Beck sounds like four Becks [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9237/07-i-love-daddy-daddy-eat-egg.mp3" length="126740831" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ask yourselves, Noise Bois, are you ready for: Devo’s “Wammy Bar Song?” “Roger’s Bum” by Pink Floyd? Baby Bands featuring Smashing Pumpkins, Metallica and Nirvana “Daddy Was A Rock &#38; Roll Dude” but Bowie “I Love Daddy, Daddy Eat Egg” by Nirvana Joel explains how Cake sounds like Cake, but Beck sounds like four Becks [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:26:53</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Ask yourselves, Noise Bois, are you ready for: Devo’s “Wammy Bar Song?” “Roger’s Bum” by Pink Floyd? Baby Bands featuring Smashing Pumpkins, Metallica and Nirvana “Daddy Was A Rock &#38; Roll Dude” but Bowie “I Love Daddy, Daddy Eat Egg” by Nirvana Joel explains how Cake sounds like Cake, but Beck sounds like four Becks [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>06 &#8211; A Cold Shit At Midnight</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/06-a-cold-shit-at-midnight/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2019 15:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9238</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Prepare yourselves, Noise Bois! Dave is still sick, but he’s powering through KISS doing “Cold Shit” Iron Maiden with “A Cold Shit At Midnight” Coldplop doing… basically the same thing! It’s a lot of songs about freezing cold turds Dave and Joel talk iconic frontman grunts The Broody Beatles How Black Flag are garbage All [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Prepare yourselves, Noise Bois! Dave is still sick, but he’s powering through KISS doing “Cold Shit” Iron Maiden with “A Cold Shit At Midnight” Coldplop doing… basically the same thing! It’s a lot of songs about freezing cold turds Dave and Joel talk ico]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[A Cold Shit At Midnight]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Prepare yourselves, Noise Bois! Dave is still sick, but he’s powering through KISS doing “Cold Shit” Iron Maiden with “A Cold Shit At Midnight” Coldplop doing… basically the same thing! It’s a lot of songs about freezing cold turds Dave and Joel talk iconic frontman grunts The Broody Beatles How Black Flag are garbage All [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9238/06-a-cold-shit-at-midnight.mp3" length="109200334" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Prepare yourselves, Noise Bois! Dave is still sick, but he’s powering through KISS doing “Cold Shit” Iron Maiden with “A Cold Shit At Midnight” Coldplop doing… basically the same thing! It’s a lot of songs about freezing cold turds Dave and Joel talk iconic frontman grunts The Broody Beatles How Black Flag are garbage All [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:14:42</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Prepare yourselves, Noise Bois! Dave is still sick, but he’s powering through KISS doing “Cold Shit” Iron Maiden with “A Cold Shit At Midnight” Coldplop doing… basically the same thing! It’s a lot of songs about freezing cold turds Dave and Joel talk iconic frontman grunts The Broody Beatles How Black Flag are garbage All [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>05 &#8211; The World Is A Trash Hole</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/05-the-world-is-a-trash-hole/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2019 16:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9239</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Listen up, Noise Bois! This week we’ve got: Yogi and Booboo rocking it out System of a Down with the sickness System of a Grocery Store System of a Green Day! Mad Boy™ music Dave tries to relay the concept of Thrice to Joel Atreyu go on a date with The Scooby Gang Apocalypse Rock [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Listen up, Noise Bois! This week we’ve got: Yogi and Booboo rocking it out System of a Down with the sickness System of a Grocery Store System of a Green Day! Mad Boy™ music Dave tries to relay the concept of Thrice to Joel Atreyu go on a date with The S]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[The World Is A Trash Hole]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>05</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Listen up, Noise Bois! This week we’ve got: Yogi and Booboo rocking it out System of a Down with the sickness System of a Grocery Store System of a Green Day! Mad Boy™ music Dave tries to relay the concept of Thrice to Joel Atreyu go on a date with The Scooby Gang Apocalypse Rock [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9239/05-the-world-is-a-trash-hole.mp3" length="98105398" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Listen up, Noise Bois! This week we’ve got: Yogi and Booboo rocking it out System of a Down with the sickness System of a Grocery Store System of a Green Day! Mad Boy™ music Dave tries to relay the concept of Thrice to Joel Atreyu go on a date with The Scooby Gang Apocalypse Rock [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:07:00</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Listen up, Noise Bois! This week we’ve got: Yogi and Booboo rocking it out System of a Down with the sickness System of a Grocery Store System of a Green Day! Mad Boy™ music Dave tries to relay the concept of Thrice to Joel Atreyu go on a date with The Scooby Gang Apocalypse Rock [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>04 &#8211; Hey Ho, Let’s Go!</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/04-hey-ho-lets-go/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 26 Mar 2019 16:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9240</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[This week we got: Fun with reverb Hyper Color T-Shirt head by Green Day MORE Green Day mumbling and memories Wesley Willis and American Psycho Way too much Ramones-core Pearl Jam Mumblins MORE Ramones-core A fake Nine Inch Nails song that might as well be a REAL Nine Inch Nails song]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[This week we got: Fun with reverb Hyper Color T-Shirt head by Green Day MORE Green Day mumbling and memories Wesley Willis and American Psycho Way too much Ramones-core Pearl Jam Mumblins MORE Ramones-core A fake Nine Inch Nails song that might as well b]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Hey Ho, Let’s Go!]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[This week we got: Fun with reverb Hyper Color T-Shirt head by Green Day MORE Green Day mumbling and memories Wesley Willis and American Psycho Way too much Ramones-core Pearl Jam Mumblins MORE Ramones-core A fake Nine Inch Nails song that might as well be a REAL Nine Inch Nails song]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9240/04-hey-ho-lets-go.mp3" length="73892744" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we got: Fun with reverb Hyper Color T-Shirt head by Green Day MORE Green Day mumbling and memories Wesley Willis and American Psycho Way too much Ramones-core Pearl Jam Mumblins MORE Ramones-core A fake Nine Inch Nails song that might as well be a REAL Nine Inch Nails song]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>50:11</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[This week we got: Fun with reverb Hyper Color T-Shirt head by Green Day MORE Green Day mumbling and memories Wesley Willis and American Psycho Way too much Ramones-core Pearl Jam Mumblins MORE Ramones-core A fake Nine Inch Nails song that might as well be a REAL Nine Inch Nails song]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>3 &#8211; Burnt Cookies and Broken Hearts</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/3-burnt-cookies-and-broken-hearts/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2019 16:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9241</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Cram this in your Noise Hole: Megadeth sing Summer of ’69 Rage against the machine at Panera Bread Panic! At The Goosebumps Fallout Boy’s got burnt cookies and broken hearts Jimmy Eat World has cookie problems too Death Cab For The Property Brothers Metallca is for the youngins&#8217; Slash’s Hat is full of Axel&#8217;s pee [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Cram this in your Noise Hole: Megadeth sing Summer of ’69 Rage against the machine at Panera Bread Panic! At The Goosebumps Fallout Boy’s got burnt cookies and broken hearts Jimmy Eat World has cookie problems too Death Cab For The Property Brothers Meta]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Burnt Cookies and Broken Hearts]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Cram this in your Noise Hole: Megadeth sing Summer of ’69 Rage against the machine at Panera Bread Panic! At The Goosebumps Fallout Boy’s got burnt cookies and broken hearts Jimmy Eat World has cookie problems too Death Cab For The Property Brothers Metallca is for the youngins&#8217; Slash’s Hat is full of Axel&#8217;s pee [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9241/3-burnt-cookies-and-broken-hearts.mp3" length="69008264" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Cram this in your Noise Hole: Megadeth sing Summer of ’69 Rage against the machine at Panera Bread Panic! At The Goosebumps Fallout Boy’s got burnt cookies and broken hearts Jimmy Eat World has cookie problems too Death Cab For The Property Brothers Metallca is for the youngins&#8217; Slash’s Hat is full of Axel&#8217;s pee [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>46:47</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Cram this in your Noise Hole: Megadeth sing Summer of ’69 Rage against the machine at Panera Bread Panic! At The Goosebumps Fallout Boy’s got burnt cookies and broken hearts Jimmy Eat World has cookie problems too Death Cab For The Property Brothers Metallca is for the youngins&#8217; Slash’s Hat is full of Axel&#8217;s pee [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>02 &#8211; Why Can’t I Be A Bouyee?</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/02-why-cant-i-be-a-bouyee/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2019 16:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9242</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[In this Noise Hole we&#8217;ve got: Morrissey and/or Robert Smith singing about bees Keanu singing for Guns N’ Roses John Lennon’s influence on Kurt Cobain Rock Regrets! The Bouyees Slam all the puss! Alice in Chains songs about your mom Muse are clever boys REM and Motorhead introduce themselves Heavy Metal Nursery Rhymes Shit In [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[In this Noise Hole we&#8217;ve got: Morrissey and/or Robert Smith singing about bees Keanu singing for Guns N’ Roses John Lennon’s influence on Kurt Cobain Rock Regrets! The Bouyees Slam all the puss! Alice in Chains songs about your mom Muse are clever ]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Why Can’t I Be A Bouyee?]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[In this Noise Hole we&#8217;ve got: Morrissey and/or Robert Smith singing about bees Keanu singing for Guns N’ Roses John Lennon’s influence on Kurt Cobain Rock Regrets! The Bouyees Slam all the puss! Alice in Chains songs about your mom Muse are clever boys REM and Motorhead introduce themselves Heavy Metal Nursery Rhymes Shit In [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9242/02-why-cant-i-be-a-bouyee.mp3" length="87756147" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this Noise Hole we&#8217;ve got: Morrissey and/or Robert Smith singing about bees Keanu singing for Guns N’ Roses John Lennon’s influence on Kurt Cobain Rock Regrets! The Bouyees Slam all the puss! Alice in Chains songs about your mom Muse are clever boys REM and Motorhead introduce themselves Heavy Metal Nursery Rhymes Shit In [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>59:48</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[In this Noise Hole we&#8217;ve got: Morrissey and/or Robert Smith singing about bees Keanu singing for Guns N’ Roses John Lennon’s influence on Kurt Cobain Rock Regrets! The Bouyees Slam all the puss! Alice in Chains songs about your mom Muse are clever boys REM and Motorhead introduce themselves Heavy Metal Nursery Rhymes Shit In [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>01 &#8211; Hotdog Brexit</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/01-hotdog-brexit/</link>
	<pubDate>Sat, 02 Mar 2019 16:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=9244</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[In this inaugural Noise Hole, Dave and Joel chat and improvise stupid songs about: Radiohead&#8217;s animosity Bands that hate each other Morrisery’s Thomas the Tank Engine theme The fact that Morrisey’s mom is a hotdog How nobody wants to live in the Blackhole Sun video How Weezer doesn’t want anyone to think THEIR moms are [&#8230;]]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[In this inaugural Noise Hole, Dave and Joel chat and improvise stupid songs about: Radiohead&#8217;s animosity Bands that hate each other Morrisery’s Thomas the Tank Engine theme The fact that Morrisey’s mom is a hotdog How nobody wants to live in the Bl]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Hotdog Brexit]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[In this inaugural Noise Hole, Dave and Joel chat and improvise stupid songs about: Radiohead&#8217;s animosity Bands that hate each other Morrisery’s Thomas the Tank Engine theme The fact that Morrisey’s mom is a hotdog How nobody wants to live in the Blackhole Sun video How Weezer doesn’t want anyone to think THEIR moms are [&#8230;]]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9244/01-hotdog-brexit.mp3" length="98400940" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this inaugural Noise Hole, Dave and Joel chat and improvise stupid songs about: Radiohead&#8217;s animosity Bands that hate each other Morrisery’s Thomas the Tank Engine theme The fact that Morrisey’s mom is a hotdog How nobody wants to live in the Blackhole Sun video How Weezer doesn’t want anyone to think THEIR moms are [&#8230;]]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:07:12</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[In this inaugural Noise Hole, Dave and Joel chat and improvise stupid songs about: Radiohead&#8217;s animosity Bands that hate each other Morrisery’s Thomas the Tank Engine theme The fact that Morrisey’s mom is a hotdog How nobody wants to live in the Blackhole Sun video How Weezer doesn’t want anyone to think THEIR moms are [&#8230;]]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Potter And Daughter 33 – Book 7 Episode 6</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-33-book-7-episode-6/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 09 Mar 2017 06:40:04 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-33-book-7-episode-6/</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[In episode thirty-three, the final regular episode of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily discuss chapters 32 through The Epilogue of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows. Our theme song is “This Book Is So Awesome” by Harry and The Potters.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[In episode thirty-three, the final regular episode of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily discuss chapters 32 through The Epilogue of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows. Our theme song is “This Book Is So Awesome” by Harry and The Potters.]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Book 7 Episode 6]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>33</itunes:episode>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[In episode thirty-three, the final regular episode of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily discuss chapters 32 through The Epilogue of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows. Our theme song is “This Book Is So Awesome” by Harry and The Potters.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9296/potter-and-daughter-33-book-7-episode-6.mp3" length="104467294" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[In episode thirty-three, the final regular episode of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily discuss chapters 32 through The Epilogue of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows. Our theme song is “This Book Is So Awesome” by Harry and The Potters.]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:48:32</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[In episode thirty-three, the final regular episode of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily discuss chapters 32 through The Epilogue of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows. Our theme song is “This Book Is So Awesome” by Harry and The Potters.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Potter And Daughter 32 – Book 7 Episode 5</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-32-book-7-episode-5/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2016 21:36:35 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-32-book-7-episode-5/</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[In episode thirty-two of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily review chapters 26-31 of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows. Harry, Ron and Hermione execute a daring daylight heist, then Harry’s connection with Voldemort finally reveals the location of th...]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[In episode thirty-two of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily review chapters 26-31 of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows. Harry, Ron and Hermione execute a daring daylight heist, then Harry’s connection with Voldemort finally reveals the location of th..]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Book 7 Episode 5]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>32</itunes:episode>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[In episode thirty-two of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily review chapters 26-31 of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows. Harry, Ron and Hermione execute a daring daylight heist, then Harry’s connection with Voldemort finally reveals the location of th...]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9297/potter-and-daughter-32-book-7-episode-5.mp3" length="94857994" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[In episode thirty-two of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily review chapters 26-31 of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows. Harry, Ron and Hermione execute a daring daylight heist, then Harry’s connection with Voldemort finally reveals the location of th...]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:38:32</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[In episode thirty-two of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily review chapters 26-31 of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows. Harry, Ron and Hermione execute a daring daylight heist, then Harry’s connection with Voldemort finally reveals the location of th...]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Potter And Daughter 31 – Book 7 Episode 4</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-31-book-7-episode-4/</link>
	<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jul 2016 11:17:54 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-31-book-7-episode-4/</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[In episode thirty-one of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily discuss the events of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows chapters 20-25. Harry and his friends visit a friend’s father and learn that a famous fable might hold the key to defeating Voldemort....]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[In episode thirty-one of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily discuss the events of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows chapters 20-25. Harry and his friends visit a friend’s father and learn that a famous fable might hold the key to defeating Voldemort...]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Book 7 Episode 4]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>31</itunes:episode>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[In episode thirty-one of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily discuss the events of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows chapters 20-25. Harry and his friends visit a friend’s father and learn that a famous fable might hold the key to defeating Voldemort....]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9298/potter-and-daughter-31-book-7-episode-4.mp3" length="90863558" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[In episode thirty-one of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily discuss the events of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows chapters 20-25. Harry and his friends visit a friend’s father and learn that a famous fable might hold the key to defeating Voldemort....]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:34:22</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[In episode thirty-one of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily discuss the events of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows chapters 20-25. Harry and his friends visit a friend’s father and learn that a famous fable might hold the key to defeating Voldemort....]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Potter And Daughter 30 – Book 7 Episode 3</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-30-book-7-episode-3/</link>
	<pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2016 23:53:53 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-30-book-7-episode-3/</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[In episode thirty of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily tackle Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows chapters 14-19. Harry and his friends, with no safe haven to return to, are on the run. Harry learns that Voldemort is after a previously stolen item,]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[In episode thirty of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily tackle Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows chapters 14-19. Harry and his friends, with no safe haven to return to, are on the run. Harry learns that Voldemort is after a previously stolen item,]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Book 7 Episode 3]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>30</itunes:episode>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[In episode thirty of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily tackle Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows chapters 14-19. Harry and his friends, with no safe haven to return to, are on the run. Harry learns that Voldemort is after a previously stolen item,]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9299/potter-and-daughter-30-book-7-episode-3.mp3" length="84396057" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[In episode thirty of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily tackle Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows chapters 14-19. Harry and his friends, with no safe haven to return to, are on the run. Harry learns that Voldemort is after a previously stolen item,]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:27:38</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[In episode thirty of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily tackle Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows chapters 14-19. Harry and his friends, with no safe haven to return to, are on the run. Harry learns that Voldemort is after a previously stolen item,]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Potter And Daughter 29 – Book 7 Episode 2</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-29-book-7-episode-2/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 22 Mar 2016 12:49:12 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-29-book-7-episode-2/</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[In episode twenty-nine of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily pick up their discussion of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows with chapters 9-13. Harry, Ron and Hermione are on the run from the Death Eaters and need to find a safe place to hide.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[In episode twenty-nine of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily pick up their discussion of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows with chapters 9-13. Harry, Ron and Hermione are on the run from the Death Eaters and need to find a safe place to hide.]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Book 7 Episode 2]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>29</itunes:episode>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[In episode twenty-nine of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily pick up their discussion of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows with chapters 9-13. Harry, Ron and Hermione are on the run from the Death Eaters and need to find a safe place to hide.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9300/potter-and-daughter-29-book-7-episode-2.mp3" length="99090662" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[In episode twenty-nine of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily pick up their discussion of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows with chapters 9-13. Harry, Ron and Hermione are on the run from the Death Eaters and need to find a safe place to hide.]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:42:56</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[In episode twenty-nine of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily pick up their discussion of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows with chapters 9-13. Harry, Ron and Hermione are on the run from the Death Eaters and need to find a safe place to hide.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Potter And Daughter 28 – Book 7 Episode 1</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-28-book-7-episode-1/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2016 06:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-28-book-7-episode-1/</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[In episode twenty-eight of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily begin discussing Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows, covering chapters 1-8. Snape takes his place at his master’s table, Harry says goodbye to #4 Privet Drive for the last time,]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[In episode twenty-eight of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily begin discussing Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows, covering chapters 1-8. Snape takes his place at his master’s table, Harry says goodbye to #4 Privet Drive for the last time,]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Book 7 Episode 1]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>28</itunes:episode>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[In episode twenty-eight of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily begin discussing Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows, covering chapters 1-8. Snape takes his place at his master’s table, Harry says goodbye to #4 Privet Drive for the last time,]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9301/potter-and-daughter-28-book-7-episode-1.mp3" length="100849852" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[In episode twenty-eight of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily begin discussing Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows, covering chapters 1-8. Snape takes his place at his master’s table, Harry says goodbye to #4 Privet Drive for the last time,]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:44:46</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[In episode twenty-eight of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily begin discussing Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows, covering chapters 1-8. Snape takes his place at his master’s table, Harry says goodbye to #4 Privet Drive for the last time,]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Potter And Daughter 27 – Book 6 Episode 5</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-27-book-6-episode-5/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2016 14:52:26 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-27-book-6-episode-5/</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[In episode twenty-seven of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily finish covering Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince with chapters 26-30. Harry and Dumbledore go spelunking for Horcruxes, which isn’t nearly as fun as it sounds, then,]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[In episode twenty-seven of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily finish covering Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince with chapters 26-30. Harry and Dumbledore go spelunking for Horcruxes, which isn’t nearly as fun as it sounds, then,]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Book 6 Episode 5]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>27</itunes:episode>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[In episode twenty-seven of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily finish covering Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince with chapters 26-30. Harry and Dumbledore go spelunking for Horcruxes, which isn’t nearly as fun as it sounds, then,]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9302/potter-and-daughter-27-book-6-episode-5.mp3" length="83540908" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[In episode twenty-seven of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily finish covering Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince with chapters 26-30. Harry and Dumbledore go spelunking for Horcruxes, which isn’t nearly as fun as it sounds, then,]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:26:44</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[In episode twenty-seven of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily finish covering Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince with chapters 26-30. Harry and Dumbledore go spelunking for Horcruxes, which isn’t nearly as fun as it sounds, then,]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Potter And Daughter 26 – Book 6 Episode 4</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-26-book-6-episode-4/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2015 07:30:01 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-26-book-6-episode-4/</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[In episode twenty-six of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily discuss Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince chapters 21-25. Harry knows where Draco is hiding, but can’t see to catch him in the act, but with a little liquid luck Harry is able to complete ...]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[In episode twenty-six of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily discuss Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince chapters 21-25. Harry knows where Draco is hiding, but can’t see to catch him in the act, but with a little liquid luck Harry is able to complete ..]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Book 6 Episode 4]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>26</itunes:episode>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[In episode twenty-six of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily discuss Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince chapters 21-25. Harry knows where Draco is hiding, but can’t see to catch him in the act, but with a little liquid luck Harry is able to complete ...]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9303/potter-and-daughter-26-book-6-episode-4.mp3" length="77477156" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[In episode twenty-six of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily discuss Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince chapters 21-25. Harry knows where Draco is hiding, but can’t see to catch him in the act, but with a little liquid luck Harry is able to complete ...]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:20:25</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[In episode twenty-six of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily discuss Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince chapters 21-25. Harry knows where Draco is hiding, but can’t see to catch him in the act, but with a little liquid luck Harry is able to complete ...]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Potter And Daughter 25 – Book 6 Episode 3</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-25-book-6-episode-3/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2015 10:12:39 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-25-book-6-episode-3/</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[In episode twenty-five of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily cover Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince chapters 14-20. Harry slips Ron a Quidditch confidence boost in his drink… or does he? Ron and Hermione are on the outs and Harry is stuck in the m...]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[In episode twenty-five of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily cover Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince chapters 14-20. Harry slips Ron a Quidditch confidence boost in his drink… or does he? Ron and Hermione are on the outs and Harry is stuck in the m..]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Book 6 Episode 3]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>25</itunes:episode>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[In episode twenty-five of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily cover Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince chapters 14-20. Harry slips Ron a Quidditch confidence boost in his drink… or does he? Ron and Hermione are on the outs and Harry is stuck in the m...]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9304/potter-and-daughter-25-book-6-episode-3.mp3" length="98353382" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[In episode twenty-five of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily cover Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince chapters 14-20. Harry slips Ron a Quidditch confidence boost in his drink… or does he? Ron and Hermione are on the outs and Harry is stuck in the m...]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:42:10</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[In episode twenty-five of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily cover Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince chapters 14-20. Harry slips Ron a Quidditch confidence boost in his drink… or does he? Ron and Hermione are on the outs and Harry is stuck in the m...]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Potter And Daughter 24 – Book 6 Episode 2</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-24-book-6-episode-2/</link>
	<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2015 10:13:09 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-24-book-6-episode-2/</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[In episode twenty-four of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily delve into Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince chapters 7-13. Harry is more suspicious of Draco than he’s ever been, Professor Slughorn courts Harry for the Slug Club,]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[In episode twenty-four of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily delve into Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince chapters 7-13. Harry is more suspicious of Draco than he’s ever been, Professor Slughorn courts Harry for the Slug Club,]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Book 6 Episode 2]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>24</itunes:episode>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[In episode twenty-four of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily delve into Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince chapters 7-13. Harry is more suspicious of Draco than he’s ever been, Professor Slughorn courts Harry for the Slug Club,]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9305/potter-and-daughter-24-book-6-episode-2.mp3" length="85299680" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[In episode twenty-four of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily delve into Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince chapters 7-13. Harry is more suspicious of Draco than he’s ever been, Professor Slughorn courts Harry for the Slug Club,]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:28:34</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[In episode twenty-four of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily delve into Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince chapters 7-13. Harry is more suspicious of Draco than he’s ever been, Professor Slughorn courts Harry for the Slug Club,]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Potter And Daughter 23 – Book 6 Episode 1</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-23-book-6-episode-1/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2015 10:01:50 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-23-book-6-episode-1/</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[In episode twenty-three of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily begin Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince by discussing chapters 1-6. We get our first glimpse of Ministry/Muggle intergovernmental cooperation,]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[In episode twenty-three of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily begin Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince by discussing chapters 1-6. We get our first glimpse of Ministry/Muggle intergovernmental cooperation,]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Book 6 Episode 1]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>23</itunes:episode>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[In episode twenty-three of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily begin Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince by discussing chapters 1-6. We get our first glimpse of Ministry/Muggle intergovernmental cooperation,]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9306/potter-and-daughter-23-book-6-episode-1.mp3" length="80496493" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[In episode twenty-three of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily begin Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince by discussing chapters 1-6. We get our first glimpse of Ministry/Muggle intergovernmental cooperation,]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:23:34</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[In episode twenty-three of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily begin Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince by discussing chapters 1-6. We get our first glimpse of Ministry/Muggle intergovernmental cooperation,]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Potter And Daughter 22 – Book 5 Episode 6</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-22-book-5-episode-6/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2015 16:03:51 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-22-book-5-episode-6/</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[In episode twenty-two of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily wrap up Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix by discussing chapters 33-38. Harry is in a hurry to save Sirius, but first he must deal with the meddling Professor Umbridge.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[In episode twenty-two of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily wrap up Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix by discussing chapters 33-38. Harry is in a hurry to save Sirius, but first he must deal with the meddling Professor Umbridge.]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Book 5 Episode 6]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>22</itunes:episode>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[In episode twenty-two of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily wrap up Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix by discussing chapters 33-38. Harry is in a hurry to save Sirius, but first he must deal with the meddling Professor Umbridge.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9307/potter-and-daughter-22-book-5-episode-6.mp3" length="104915759" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[In episode twenty-two of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily wrap up Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix by discussing chapters 33-38. Harry is in a hurry to save Sirius, but first he must deal with the meddling Professor Umbridge.]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:49:00</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[In episode twenty-two of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily wrap up Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix by discussing chapters 33-38. Harry is in a hurry to save Sirius, but first he must deal with the meddling Professor Umbridge.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Potter And Daughter 21 – Book 5 Episode 5</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-21-book-5-episode-5/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2015 03:03:05 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-21-book-5-episode-5/</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[In episode twenty-one of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily discuss Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix chapters 27-32. Hogwarts gets a new teacher who’s half creature, The DA is betrayed, Dumbledore is ousted from Hogwarts and Fred and George sta...]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[In episode twenty-one of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily discuss Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix chapters 27-32. Hogwarts gets a new teacher who’s half creature, The DA is betrayed, Dumbledore is ousted from Hogwarts and Fred and George sta..]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Book 5 Episode 5]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>21</itunes:episode>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[In episode twenty-one of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily discuss Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix chapters 27-32. Hogwarts gets a new teacher who’s half creature, The DA is betrayed, Dumbledore is ousted from Hogwarts and Fred and George sta...]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9308/potter-and-daughter-21-book-5-episode-5.mp3" length="89294116" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[In episode twenty-one of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily discuss Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix chapters 27-32. Hogwarts gets a new teacher who’s half creature, The DA is betrayed, Dumbledore is ousted from Hogwarts and Fred and George sta...]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:32:44</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[In episode twenty-one of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily discuss Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix chapters 27-32. Hogwarts gets a new teacher who’s half creature, The DA is betrayed, Dumbledore is ousted from Hogwarts and Fred and George sta...]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Potter And Daughter 20 – Book 5 Episode 4</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-20-book-5-episode-4/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2015 05:34:03 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-20-book-5-episode-4/</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[In episode twenty of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily discuss Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix chapters 20-26. Hagrid gets back from his secret mission and, from the looks of him, things didn’t go as well as he’d hoped.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[In episode twenty of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily discuss Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix chapters 20-26. Hagrid gets back from his secret mission and, from the looks of him, things didn’t go as well as he’d hoped.]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Book 5 Episode 4]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>20</itunes:episode>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[In episode twenty of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily discuss Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix chapters 20-26. Hagrid gets back from his secret mission and, from the looks of him, things didn’t go as well as he’d hoped.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9309/potter-and-daughter-20-book-5-episode-4.mp3" length="99114067" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[In episode twenty of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily discuss Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix chapters 20-26. Hagrid gets back from his secret mission and, from the looks of him, things didn’t go as well as he’d hoped.]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:42:58</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[In episode twenty of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily discuss Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix chapters 20-26. Hagrid gets back from his secret mission and, from the looks of him, things didn’t go as well as he’d hoped.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Potter And Daughter 19 – Book 5 Episode 3</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-19-book-5-episode-3/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2015 02:37:40 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-19-book-5-episode-3/</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[In episode nineteen of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily discuss Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix chapters 13-19. Harry begins to see what happens when the paranoid and fearful hand of The Ministry begins to tighten its grip around Hogwarts.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[In episode nineteen of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily discuss Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix chapters 13-19. Harry begins to see what happens when the paranoid and fearful hand of The Ministry begins to tighten its grip around Hogwarts.]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Book 5 Episode 3]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[In episode nineteen of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily discuss Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix chapters 13-19. Harry begins to see what happens when the paranoid and fearful hand of The Ministry begins to tighten its grip around Hogwarts.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9310/potter-and-daughter-19-book-5-episode-3.mp3" length="97880670" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[In episode nineteen of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily discuss Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix chapters 13-19. Harry begins to see what happens when the paranoid and fearful hand of The Ministry begins to tighten its grip around Hogwarts.]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:41:41</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[In episode nineteen of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily discuss Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix chapters 13-19. Harry begins to see what happens when the paranoid and fearful hand of The Ministry begins to tighten its grip around Hogwarts.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Potter And Daughter 18 – Book 5 Episode 2</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-18-book-5-episode-2/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2015 00:31:59 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-18-book-5-episode-2/</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[In episode eighteen of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily pick up on Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix at chapter 7 and discuss everything through chapter 12. Harry faces expulsion (AGAIN) and has a trial at the Ministry of Magic.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[In episode eighteen of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily pick up on Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix at chapter 7 and discuss everything through chapter 12. Harry faces expulsion (AGAIN) and has a trial at the Ministry of Magic.]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Book 5 Episode 2]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[In episode eighteen of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily pick up on Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix at chapter 7 and discuss everything through chapter 12. Harry faces expulsion (AGAIN) and has a trial at the Ministry of Magic.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9311/potter-and-daughter-18-book-5-episode-2.mp3" length="64764927" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[In episode eighteen of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily pick up on Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix at chapter 7 and discuss everything through chapter 12. Harry faces expulsion (AGAIN) and has a trial at the Ministry of Magic.]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:07:11</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[In episode eighteen of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily pick up on Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix at chapter 7 and discuss everything through chapter 12. Harry faces expulsion (AGAIN) and has a trial at the Ministry of Magic.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Potter And Daughter 17 – Book 5 Episode 1</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-17-book-5-episode-1/</link>
	<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2015 06:22:29 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-17-book-5-episode-1/</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[In episode seventeen of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily start out on Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix and cover chapters 1-6. This is the first book in the series that Lily has not read all the way through as of the time of our recording.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[In episode seventeen of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily start out on Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix and cover chapters 1-6. This is the first book in the series that Lily has not read all the way through as of the time of our recording.]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Book 5 Episode 1]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>17</itunes:episode>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[In episode seventeen of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily start out on Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix and cover chapters 1-6. This is the first book in the series that Lily has not read all the way through as of the time of our recording.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9312/potter-and-daughter-17-book-5-episode-1.mp3" length="67371738" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[In episode seventeen of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily start out on Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix and cover chapters 1-6. This is the first book in the series that Lily has not read all the way through as of the time of our recording.]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:09:54</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[In episode seventeen of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily start out on Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix and cover chapters 1-6. This is the first book in the series that Lily has not read all the way through as of the time of our recording.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Potter And Daughter 16 – Book 4, Episode 5</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-16-book-4-episode-5/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2015 10:01:38 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-16-book-4-episode-5/</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[In episode sixteen of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily wrap up Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire with a discussion of chapters 32-37. Harry is transported to an unexpected place and finally meets his greatest foe face to noseless face.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[In episode sixteen of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily wrap up Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire with a discussion of chapters 32-37. Harry is transported to an unexpected place and finally meets his greatest foe face to noseless face.]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Book 4, Episode 5]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>16</itunes:episode>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[In episode sixteen of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily wrap up Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire with a discussion of chapters 32-37. Harry is transported to an unexpected place and finally meets his greatest foe face to noseless face.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9313/potter-and-daughter-16-book-4-episode-5.mp3" length="57480316" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[In episode sixteen of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily wrap up Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire with a discussion of chapters 32-37. Harry is transported to an unexpected place and finally meets his greatest foe face to noseless face.]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>59:36</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[In episode sixteen of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily wrap up Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire with a discussion of chapters 32-37. Harry is transported to an unexpected place and finally meets his greatest foe face to noseless face.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Potter And Daughter 15 – Book 4, Episode 4</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-15-book-4-episode-4/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2015 06:55:30 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-15-book-4-episode-4/</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[In episode fifteen of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily cover chapters 27-31 of Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire. Harry reunites with his godfather, and has several visions courtesy of his Divination Class dreams and Dumbledore’s Pensieve.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[In episode fifteen of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily cover chapters 27-31 of Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire. Harry reunites with his godfather, and has several visions courtesy of his Divination Class dreams and Dumbledore’s Pensieve.]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Book 4, Episode 4]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[In episode fifteen of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily cover chapters 27-31 of Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire. Harry reunites with his godfather, and has several visions courtesy of his Divination Class dreams and Dumbledore’s Pensieve.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9314/potter-and-daughter-15-book-4-episode-4.mp3" length="48040764" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[In episode fifteen of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily cover chapters 27-31 of Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire. Harry reunites with his godfather, and has several visions courtesy of his Divination Class dreams and Dumbledore’s Pensieve.]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>49:46</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[In episode fifteen of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily cover chapters 27-31 of Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire. Harry reunites with his godfather, and has several visions courtesy of his Divination Class dreams and Dumbledore’s Pensieve.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Potter And Daughter 14 – Book 4, Episode 3</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-14-book-4-episode-3/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2015 21:56:49 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-14-book-4-episode-3/</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[In episode fourteen of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily discuss the events of chapters 19-26 of Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire. Harry is a Tri-Wizard Champion whether he likes it or not, and that means being tasked with… tasks!]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[In episode fourteen of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily discuss the events of chapters 19-26 of Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire. Harry is a Tri-Wizard Champion whether he likes it or not, and that means being tasked with… tasks!]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Book 4, Episode 3]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[In episode fourteen of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily discuss the events of chapters 19-26 of Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire. Harry is a Tri-Wizard Champion whether he likes it or not, and that means being tasked with… tasks!]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9315/potter-and-daughter-14-book-4-episode-3.mp3" length="74774213" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[In episode fourteen of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily discuss the events of chapters 19-26 of Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire. Harry is a Tri-Wizard Champion whether he likes it or not, and that means being tasked with… tasks!]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:17:36</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[In episode fourteen of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily discuss the events of chapters 19-26 of Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire. Harry is a Tri-Wizard Champion whether he likes it or not, and that means being tasked with… tasks!]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Potter And Daughter 13 – Book 4, Episode 2</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-13-book-4-episode-2/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2015 15:14:16 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-13-book-4-episode-2/</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[In episode thirteen of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily tackle chapters 10-18 of Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire. After the life threatening danger at the Quidditch World Cup, Harry heads to Hogwarts (the place where his life is USUALLY in danger)...]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[In episode thirteen of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily tackle chapters 10-18 of Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire. After the life threatening danger at the Quidditch World Cup, Harry heads to Hogwarts (the place where his life is USUALLY in danger)..]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Book 4, Episode 2]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[In episode thirteen of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily tackle chapters 10-18 of Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire. After the life threatening danger at the Quidditch World Cup, Harry heads to Hogwarts (the place where his life is USUALLY in danger)...]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9316/potter-and-daughter-13-book-4-episode-2.mp3" length="81852852" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[In episode thirteen of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily tackle chapters 10-18 of Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire. After the life threatening danger at the Quidditch World Cup, Harry heads to Hogwarts (the place where his life is USUALLY in danger)...]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:24:59</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[In episode thirteen of Potter And Daughter Joel and Lily tackle chapters 10-18 of Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire. After the life threatening danger at the Quidditch World Cup, Harry heads to Hogwarts (the place where his life is USUALLY in danger)...]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Potter And Daughter 12 – Book 4, Episode 1</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-12-book-4-episode-1/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2015 12:53:24 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-12-book-4-episode-1/</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[In the twelfth episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily discuss the the first 9 chapters of Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire, which deals almost exclusively with the Quidditch World Cup. It’s all nearly all Quidditch, mostly all of the time.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[In the twelfth episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily discuss the the first 9 chapters of Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire, which deals almost exclusively with the Quidditch World Cup. It’s all nearly all Quidditch, mostly all of the time.]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Book 4, Episode 1]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[In the twelfth episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily discuss the the first 9 chapters of Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire, which deals almost exclusively with the Quidditch World Cup. It’s all nearly all Quidditch, mostly all of the time.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9317/potter-and-daughter-12-book-4-episode-1.mp3" length="80354051" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[In the twelfth episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily discuss the the first 9 chapters of Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire, which deals almost exclusively with the Quidditch World Cup. It’s all nearly all Quidditch, mostly all of the time.]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:23:25</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[In the twelfth episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily discuss the the first 9 chapters of Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire, which deals almost exclusively with the Quidditch World Cup. It’s all nearly all Quidditch, mostly all of the time.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Potter And Daughter 11 – Book 3, Episode 4</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-11-book-3-episode-4/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2015 10:02:56 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-11-book-3-episode-4/</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[In the eleventh episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily’s discuss the dramatic conclusion of Harry Potter And The Prisoner of Azkaban, covering chapters 19 through 22. Harry’s world is turned upside down by what he’s learned from Sirius and Lupin...]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[In the eleventh episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily’s discuss the dramatic conclusion of Harry Potter And The Prisoner of Azkaban, covering chapters 19 through 22. Harry’s world is turned upside down by what he’s learned from Sirius and Lupin..]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Book 3, Episode 4]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[In the eleventh episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily’s discuss the dramatic conclusion of Harry Potter And The Prisoner of Azkaban, covering chapters 19 through 22. Harry’s world is turned upside down by what he’s learned from Sirius and Lupin...]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9318/potter-and-daughter-11-book-3-episode-4.mp3" length="62460717" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[In the eleventh episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily’s discuss the dramatic conclusion of Harry Potter And The Prisoner of Azkaban, covering chapters 19 through 22. Harry’s world is turned upside down by what he’s learned from Sirius and Lupin...]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:04:47</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[In the eleventh episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily’s discuss the dramatic conclusion of Harry Potter And The Prisoner of Azkaban, covering chapters 19 through 22. Harry’s world is turned upside down by what he’s learned from Sirius and Lupin...]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Potter And Daughter 10 – Book 3, Episode 3</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-10-book-3-episode-3/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2015 15:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-10-book-3-episode-3/</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[In the tenth episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily attempt to cover the remainder of book 3,  Harry Potter And The Prisoner of Azkaban, but only manage to get through chapters 15-18 in an hour. There’s just too much to talk about in the final r...]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[In the tenth episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily attempt to cover the remainder of book 3,  Harry Potter And The Prisoner of Azkaban, but only manage to get through chapters 15-18 in an hour. There’s just too much to talk about in the final r..]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Book 3, Episode 3]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[In the tenth episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily attempt to cover the remainder of book 3,  Harry Potter And The Prisoner of Azkaban, but only manage to get through chapters 15-18 in an hour. There’s just too much to talk about in the final r...]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9319/potter-and-daughter-10-book-3-episode-3.mp3" length="51305386" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[In the tenth episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily attempt to cover the remainder of book 3,  Harry Potter And The Prisoner of Azkaban, but only manage to get through chapters 15-18 in an hour. There’s just too much to talk about in the final r...]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>53:10</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[In the tenth episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily attempt to cover the remainder of book 3,  Harry Potter And The Prisoner of Azkaban, but only manage to get through chapters 15-18 in an hour. There’s just too much to talk about in the final r...]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Potter And Daughter 09 – Book 3, Episode 2</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-09-book-3-episode-2/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2015 10:01:26 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-09-book-3-episode-2/</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[In the ninth episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily tackle chapters 8-14 of Harry Potter And The Prisoner of Azkaban and discuss Harry’s very brave and very stupid visits to Hogsmeade Village, new revelations about Sirius Black and his connectio...]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[In the ninth episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily tackle chapters 8-14 of Harry Potter And The Prisoner of Azkaban and discuss Harry’s very brave and very stupid visits to Hogsmeade Village, new revelations about Sirius Black and his connectio..]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Book 3, Episode 2]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[In the ninth episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily tackle chapters 8-14 of Harry Potter And The Prisoner of Azkaban and discuss Harry’s very brave and very stupid visits to Hogsmeade Village, new revelations about Sirius Black and his connectio...]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9320/potter-and-daughter-09-book-3-episode-2.mp3" length="80473087" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[In the ninth episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily tackle chapters 8-14 of Harry Potter And The Prisoner of Azkaban and discuss Harry’s very brave and very stupid visits to Hogsmeade Village, new revelations about Sirius Black and his connectio...]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:23:33</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[In the ninth episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily tackle chapters 8-14 of Harry Potter And The Prisoner of Azkaban and discuss Harry’s very brave and very stupid visits to Hogsmeade Village, new revelations about Sirius Black and his connectio...]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Potter And Daughter 08 – Book 3, Episode 1</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-08-book-3-episode-1/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2015 02:55:02 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-08-book-3-episode-1/</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[In the eighth episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily tackle the first seven chapters of Harry Potter And The Prisoner of Azkaban and ask the questions, “Who is Sirius Black, and why does everyone think he’s after Harry?]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[In the eighth episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily tackle the first seven chapters of Harry Potter And The Prisoner of Azkaban and ask the questions, “Who is Sirius Black, and why does everyone think he’s after Harry?]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Book 3, Episode 1]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[In the eighth episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily tackle the first seven chapters of Harry Potter And The Prisoner of Azkaban and ask the questions, “Who is Sirius Black, and why does everyone think he’s after Harry?]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9321/potter-and-daughter-08-book-3-episode-1.mp3" length="74053234" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[In the eighth episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily tackle the first seven chapters of Harry Potter And The Prisoner of Azkaban and ask the questions, “Who is Sirius Black, and why does everyone think he’s after Harry?]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:16:51</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[In the eighth episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily tackle the first seven chapters of Harry Potter And The Prisoner of Azkaban and ask the questions, “Who is Sirius Black, and why does everyone think he’s after Harry?]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Potter And Daughter 07 – Book 2, Episode 4</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-07-book-2-episode-4/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2015 10:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-07-book-2-episode-4/</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[In the seventh episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily pick up right where the last episode abruptly left off with Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets at chapter 14. Things start calming down around Hogwarts until Riddle’s diary goes missing....]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[In the seventh episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily pick up right where the last episode abruptly left off with Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets at chapter 14. Things start calming down around Hogwarts until Riddle’s diary goes missing...]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Book 2, Episode 4]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[In the seventh episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily pick up right where the last episode abruptly left off with Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets at chapter 14. Things start calming down around Hogwarts until Riddle’s diary goes missing....]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9322/potter-and-daughter-07-book-2-episode-4.mp3" length="63519826" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[In the seventh episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily pick up right where the last episode abruptly left off with Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets at chapter 14. Things start calming down around Hogwarts until Riddle’s diary goes missing....]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:05:53</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[In the seventh episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily pick up right where the last episode abruptly left off with Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets at chapter 14. Things start calming down around Hogwarts until Riddle’s diary goes missing....]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Potter And Daughter 06 – Book 2, Episode 3</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-06-book-2-episode-3/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2015 10:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-06-book-2-episode-3/</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[In the sixth episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily pick up their discussion of Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets at Chapter 11. They talk about the Polyjuice Potion plan, petrified people and poltergeists and Potter penetrating the pages ...]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[In the sixth episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily pick up their discussion of Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets at Chapter 11. They talk about the Polyjuice Potion plan, petrified people and poltergeists and Potter penetrating the pages ..]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Book 2, Episode 3]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[In the sixth episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily pick up their discussion of Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets at Chapter 11. They talk about the Polyjuice Potion plan, petrified people and poltergeists and Potter penetrating the pages ...]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9323/potter-and-daughter-06-book-2-episode-3.mp3" length="46831969" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[In the sixth episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily pick up their discussion of Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets at Chapter 11. They talk about the Polyjuice Potion plan, petrified people and poltergeists and Potter penetrating the pages ...]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>48:30</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[In the sixth episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily pick up their discussion of Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets at Chapter 11. They talk about the Polyjuice Potion plan, petrified people and poltergeists and Potter penetrating the pages ...]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Potter And Daughter 05 – Book 2, Episode 2</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-05-book-2-episode-2/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2015 13:18:47 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-05-book-2-episode-2/</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[In the fifth episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily pick up their discussion of Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets at chapter 7. They talk about Harry and Draco’s prospects on their respective Quidditch teams,]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[In the fifth episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily pick up their discussion of Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets at chapter 7. They talk about Harry and Draco’s prospects on their respective Quidditch teams,]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Book 2, Episode 2]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[In the fifth episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily pick up their discussion of Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets at chapter 7. They talk about Harry and Draco’s prospects on their respective Quidditch teams,]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9324/potter-and-daughter-05-book-2-episode-2.mp3" length="61950389" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[In the fifth episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily pick up their discussion of Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets at chapter 7. They talk about Harry and Draco’s prospects on their respective Quidditch teams,]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:04:15</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[In the fifth episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily pick up their discussion of Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets at chapter 7. They talk about Harry and Draco’s prospects on their respective Quidditch teams,]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Potter And Daughter 04 – Book 2, Episode 1</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-04-book-2-episode-1/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2015 00:51:33 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-04-book-2-episode-1/</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[In the fourth episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily start their discussion of Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets including the introduction of Dobby, the role of house elves in the Wizarding world and the introduction of Professor Gilderoy...]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[In the fourth episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily start their discussion of Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets including the introduction of Dobby, the role of house elves in the Wizarding world and the introduction of Professor Gilderoy..]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Book 2, Episode 1]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[In the fourth episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily start their discussion of Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets including the introduction of Dobby, the role of house elves in the Wizarding world and the introduction of Professor Gilderoy...]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9325/potter-and-daughter-04-book-2-episode-1.mp3" length="69654213" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[In the fourth episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily start their discussion of Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets including the introduction of Dobby, the role of house elves in the Wizarding world and the introduction of Professor Gilderoy...]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:12:16</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[In the fourth episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily start their discussion of Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets including the introduction of Dobby, the role of house elves in the Wizarding world and the introduction of Professor Gilderoy...]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Potter And Daughter 03 – Book 1, Episode 3</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-03-book-1-episode-3/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2015 10:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-03-book-1-episode-3/</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[In the third episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily discuss chapter 12 through the end of Harry Potter And The Sorcerer’s Stone. They spend some time talking about The Mirror of Erised and what each of them might see in the mirror.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[In the third episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily discuss chapter 12 through the end of Harry Potter And The Sorcerer’s Stone. They spend some time talking about The Mirror of Erised and what each of them might see in the mirror.]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Book 1, Episode 3]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[In the third episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily discuss chapter 12 through the end of Harry Potter And The Sorcerer’s Stone. They spend some time talking about The Mirror of Erised and what each of them might see in the mirror.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9326/potter-and-daughter-03-book-1-episode-3.mp3" length="68612659" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[In the third episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily discuss chapter 12 through the end of Harry Potter And The Sorcerer’s Stone. They spend some time talking about The Mirror of Erised and what each of them might see in the mirror.]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:11:11</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[In the third episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily discuss chapter 12 through the end of Harry Potter And The Sorcerer’s Stone. They spend some time talking about The Mirror of Erised and what each of them might see in the mirror.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Potter And Daughter 02 – Book 1, Episode 2</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-02-book-1-episode-2/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2015 10:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-02-book-1-episode-2/</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[In the second episode of Potter And Daughter, cartoonist Joel Watson talks to his seven year old daughter, Lily, about chapters 7 through 11 in Harry Potter And The Sorcerer’s Stone. They cover the events from the sorting hat through Harry’s first game...]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[In the second episode of Potter And Daughter, cartoonist Joel Watson talks to his seven year old daughter, Lily, about chapters 7 through 11 in Harry Potter And The Sorcerer’s Stone. They cover the events from the sorting hat through Harry’s first game..]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Book 1, Episode 2]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[In the second episode of Potter And Daughter, cartoonist Joel Watson talks to his seven year old daughter, Lily, about chapters 7 through 11 in Harry Potter And The Sorcerer’s Stone. They cover the events from the sorting hat through Harry’s first game...]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://hijinksensue.com/podcast-download/9327/potter-and-daughter-02-book-1-episode-2.mp3" length="58914752" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[In the second episode of Potter And Daughter, cartoonist Joel Watson talks to his seven year old daughter, Lily, about chapters 7 through 11 in Harry Potter And The Sorcerer’s Stone. They cover the events from the sorting hat through Harry’s first game...]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:01:05</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[In the second episode of Potter And Daughter, cartoonist Joel Watson talks to his seven year old daughter, Lily, about chapters 7 through 11 in Harry Potter And The Sorcerer’s Stone. They cover the events from the sorting hat through Harry’s first game...]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Potter And Daughter 01 – Book 1, Episode 1</title>
	<link>https://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-01-book-1-episode-1/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2015 04:18:10 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[HijiNKS ENSUE]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/potter-and-daughter-01-book-1-episode-1/</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[In this first episode of Potter And Daughter, cartoonist Joel Watson talks to his seven year old daughter, Lily, about the first six chapters in Harry Potter And The Sorcerer’s Stone. They spend some time on the current state of Harry’s life and how it...]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[In this first episode of Potter And Daughter, cartoonist Joel Watson talks to his seven year old daughter, Lily, about the first six chapters in Harry Potter And The Sorcerer’s Stone. They spend some time on the current state of Harry’s life and how it..]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Book 1, Episode 1]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[In this first episode of Potter And Daughter, cartoonist Joel Watson talks to his seven year old daughter, Lily, about the first six chapters in Harry Potter And The Sorcerer’s Stone. They spend some time on the current state of Harry’s life and how it...]]></content:encoded>
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