That slogan implies that a Cranch’d individual might ever actually leave the house.
]]>The silence of the Cranch.
]]>Has the cranch stopped screaming, Joel?
]]>Joel, you can have that slogan if you want.
]]>So when you’ve finished the dip, you still have chips left. It’s a vicious cycle, that ends with firefighters cutting the front off your house so they can lift you out with a crane.
]]>We are kindred spirits in grossness and shame.
]]>But…. the chip bag to dip tub ratio is 1:1.
]]>It puts the crumbs into its mouth or else it gets the ranch hose again.
]]>I appreciate the support. I know pretty much WHAT I want to do with the end of HE but not exactly HOW or WHEN.
]]>Save some dip for later.
]]>Some of us LIVE for it. But, basically, that is because I am a reader and will always enjoy reading, where my imagination does the work. Hard-wired nerd.
]]>By the way, as a long-time lover of HE in its most recent incarnation, I just want to say I appreciate you taking time to end it right, even if it torments me to wait. It would probably be easier to just throw something together, and I have mad respect for you caring enough to always give us your best. I am very excited to see how you will wrap things up, and am so happy you are just shifting sites and not leaving us.
Never leave.
That news post was fucking terrifying, though. BTW.
]]>I put the crumbs into my mouth then use the dressing as a chaser
]]>K’Ranch.
]]>Cranch is a great Klingon stripper name
]]>Glad you liked the bonus nonsense. Thanks!
]]>Dusty Crumbles is a pretty great stripper name.
]]>Me too. It was illegible when resized.
]]>I agree. The proper way to eat the dusty crumbles is to pinch a fold in the bag and pour them directly into your mouth.
That being said, this is another of those where the comments are the super funny topping on the very funny comic. I was actually LOLing at the “Hidden Valley Ranch” keep secrets hidden part.
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