Comments on: Missing Movie Scenes: The Fifth Element

By: Dave

Dave — Fri, 14 Aug 2015 05:49:14 +0000

In reply to Joel Watson.

*Flush*
“Dammit!”

By: Schuyler Dade

Schuyler Dade — Fri, 31 Jul 2015 14:04:58 +0000

In reply to Drew. You just ruined my life.

By: shoelesstim

shoelesstim — Fri, 31 Jul 2015 11:26:56 +0000

In reply to lou. Drug Mule FTW!

By: lou

lou — Fri, 31 Jul 2015 08:05:04 +0000

New theory: she shoved them all up in her bunghole like a drug mule.

By: lou

lou — Fri, 31 Jul 2015 08:03:00 +0000

In reply to N00less cluebie. Kind of like that episode of SCRUBS where Turk, Cox, and The Janitor team up to extract a light bulb from a patient's anus/

By: Kryss LaBryn

Kryss LaBryn — Fri, 31 Jul 2015 05:30:47 +0000

See, I always just assumed she was marsupial or something and had a pouch they were hidden in, and the blood and stuff was just from him having to root around in an area that had been shot up, but that normally it wouldn’t have been a big deal.

I dunno, maybe I’m just too blah, heh. Great movie, though, and I love her performance to bits. Gary Oldman, I’m less impressed by. Not that he was *bad*; just that the movie before that was Dracula and in that he was really attractive and stylish and I was all excited for him as another villain and instead we got… whatever the hell *that* was.

Anyways, I figured some kind of a pouch, but your way is funnier.

By: N00less cluebie

N00less cluebie — Fri, 31 Jul 2015 04:02:35 +0000

She’s kind of a kinky alien…. I kinda see a scene in an ET Hospital along the lines of “no, I don’t know how that hole punch got in there doctor.”

By: Lurlock

Lurlock — Fri, 31 Jul 2015 00:16:09 +0000

In reply to Stephen Oglesby (@StephenOglesby). Did you time travel? I swear my post on the same subject was here first... Damn, maybe stomach-TARDISes are a real thing?

By: Joel Watson

Joel Watson — Thu, 30 Jul 2015 23:46:44 +0000

In reply to Stephen Oglesby (@StephenOglesby).

Corbin is pacing back and force outside the bathroom door in her suite.

“I’m alMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST done.”

“Fire burns,” indeed.

By: Joel Watson

Joel Watson — Thu, 30 Jul 2015 23:45:58 +0000

In reply to Keith. You take like a Pepcid before hand and you're good.

By: Lurlock

Lurlock — Thu, 30 Jul 2015 21:47:02 +0000

I’ve wondered about this for years. Less the “getting them in” part and more the “getting them out”. Corbin was able to dig around in her internal organs because she’d just been fatally shot by the bad guys. Was that part of the plan? Did she know she was going to be killed in specifically that manner? (Even if she did predict her own demise, it was a very specific method of dying that made the mission possible. A head-shot would have spoiled the whole thing.)

Also, those stones were pretty big. Even if her jaw was able to unhinge and her throat could expand to make room, there’s still no easy way all 4 of them would fit inside her, along with her internal organs and whatnot. Is her stomach a miniature TARDIS?

By: Stephen Oglesby (@StephenOglesby)

Stephen Oglesby (@StephenOglesby) — Thu, 30 Jul 2015 21:24:31 +0000

I always wonder, what was the original plan to extract them? How would that have gone down if she hadn’t happened to get shot in just the right place?

By: Keith

Keith — Thu, 30 Jul 2015 19:02:25 +0000

Of course… drinking the water would then activate the water elemental stone while it’s still inside her…. That’s gotta make it even more uncomfortable.

By: AeronPeryton

AeronPeryton — Thu, 30 Jul 2015 19:01:41 +0000

Elemental stones are a delicacy on her planet.

By: Natalie Metzger

Natalie Metzger — Thu, 30 Jul 2015 18:23:54 +0000

Love this. 😀

By: Doug Lindstrom

Doug Lindstrom — Thu, 30 Jul 2015 18:10:17 +0000

Dirty ol’ rock eatin’ nasty freak diva is how I roll

By: Karen Merryman

Karen Merryman — Thu, 30 Jul 2015 18:02:40 +0000

Now there’s a prequel calling out to be made!

By: Drew

Drew — Thu, 30 Jul 2015 17:38:22 +0000

They didn’t have to go in that end.