We used them in kinder and prep they make things spin when stuck to other things
]]>“Liberate me ex inferis” or “we’re leaving”?
]]>“No! Your great-granddaughter had to be a cross-dresser!” Sorry, I had to. 🙂
]]>But that cliche in Event Horizon led to the best line delivery in any horror movie!
]]>“Now I can hear the bad guys banging on the door as you record this final log. I’m going to go ahead and cut out the recording immediately as they bust through almost as if the first thing they did was find and destroy the camera you’re talking into. Wouldn’t want the people who see this video to have too good of an idea of what the bad guy looks like, now would we?”
]]>For now I’m going with “wait and see,” since a specialist will likely charge me $200 and advise me to “wait and see.” Your story doesn’t give me much confidence in my own speedy recovery, but even if it stays numb, it isn’t worth the time, money and additional recovery involved with surgery.
]]>Ob:
“Hi, I notice it seems like the whole crew is dying. Would you like to create an emergency log?”
“Ok! Would you like me to make it fuzzy and staticy right at the most important bits?”
Mmmm, finger meat.
]]>This is acceptably if, and only if, your film features Carl Weathers and any number of future state governors aggressively shaking hands for several minutes.
]]>Might want to see a specialist, find out if there’s any surgical options to restore sensation. I had a similar injury a bit over ten years ago, and to this day, there’s a stretch of my thumb that remains slightly numb. (Also, the area of the cut itself is likely to remain extremely sensitive to pressure for years.)
]]>Or the meeting of 2 supposed enemies who have a tense stand off, then laugh and embrace to show you they’re actually friends.
]]>By the time I wasn’t running around the house, freaking out and bleeding all over everything we had it under control enough that it wasn’t super gory. There were a few times that I removed the bandage to see how it was doing and went, “NOPE NOPE FINGER MEAT NOPE BLOOD LOTS OF BLOOD PUT THE BANDAGE BACK NOPE NOPE NOPE!!!”
A sharp exacto knife makes a very clean cut so the wound it nothing impressive now. Just a line. My thumb is, however, half numb. Really hoping that isn’t a permanent change.
]]>This is the closest you’re ever going to get: https://instagram.com/p/4APoaRNcRR/?taken-by=hijinksensue
]]>Perhaps it was too inside baseball, but I like tossing in those little references.
]]>And there’s the rub.
]]>Does Windows 415.01 have “Emergency Exposition Mode” where it automatically creates multiple backups of event-critical video logs in case of catastrophe?
]]>“Hello..*dramatic pause* [supposedly dead person who is actually an ally].”
And, it’s always wooden acting.
]]>Myles is right. When you write a script the correct way to bind the pages together is to use brass fasteners.
I actually think Adobe Story, and Celtx could benefit from adding a Bradley to their programs. I know I’ve sat through script readings that sounded like this and worse.
]]>Unless it’s Darkwing Duck saying, “Let’s get dangerous”
]]>And just where are all of the cute, wet, shirtless Joel pictures?
That’s right…I said it!
]]>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brass_fastener
And knowing is half the battle.
]]>Whoever can write an app that autofills job applications will make all the money in the world.
[opens Microsoft Visual Studio]
Super-Smart Scientician Played By Geeky Star: *Random gobbledygook that is supposed to be techno-science-theory-physics jargon*
Action Hero/Reporter: “In English, please?”
Super-Smart Scientician Played By Geeky Star: “We’re all going to die!”
First off, the first part was in English and acknowledging you don’t know big words doesn’t help your case for being in charge.
Second off, Mr. Scientician…what’s the point of getting technical when it’s clear that in the heightened setting of the film, there isn’t a second to waste? You just killed like four people that the action hero couldn’t get to because he had to listen to two versions of the same story!
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