Comments on: Abort Launch Sequence

By: Ric

Ric — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:34 +0000

hahaha. My mate's Prince Albert does that.

By: orclev5734

orclev5734 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:13 +0000

Actually, an interesting side effect of surface tension is that in micro-gravity fluids climb the walls of containers, so if you pissed in a bottle the urine would tend to try to climb out the top of it.

By: Evelyn Bennett

Evelyn Bennett — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:13 +0000

Where are ze nuclear wessels anyway? Zay are een my pants!

By: liam42111

liam42111 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:12 +0000

I hear it's a dark and scary place, though

By: hijinksensu5337

hijinksensu5337 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:12 +0000

Say "vessels."

By: hijinksensu5337

hijinksensu5337 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:12 +0000

No toilet = less space tourism. Also Orbits.com

By: hijinksensu5337

hijinksensu5337 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:12 +0000

Cant beat local tacos!

By: hijinksensu5337

hijinksensu5337 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:12 +0000

You SHOULD have gone there.

By: hijinksensu5337

hijinksensu5337 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:12 +0000

Either way.

By: hijinksensu5337

hijinksensu5337 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:12 +0000

I support this explanation.

By: dram10661

dram10661 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:12 +0000

The Enterprise cleaned itself, so everyone just shat anywhere.

By: troy6626

troy6626 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:12 +0000

I know, I was already with a t-shirt that said, "I went to the ISS and all I got was this lousy turd in a net." Oh well, back to the drawing board.

By: deanhatescoffee

deanhatescoffee — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:12 +0000

Zaphod sure knows how to ruin a good time. :

jk

By: deanhatescoffee

deanhatescoffee — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:12 +0000

The Bradys were probably both – time-traveling mutants. Kinda like Cable and Bishop, but more fun at parties.

By: king_zilch6474

king_zilch6474 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:11 +0000

The Brady Bunch didn't have a toilet. Does that mean they were mutants? Or time travellers from the future?

By: king_zilch6474

king_zilch6474 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:11 +0000

"Jeanie Bottole PLuger"

Is that "Jeanie bottle plunger" or "Jeanie butthole plugger? Both are relevant to my interests.

By: andy5527

andy5527 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:11 +0000

Dude, just put it in the bottle. It's not a competition to see who can hit the bottle from farthest back.

By: andy5527

andy5527 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:11 +0000

Seriously. How the hell did that happen? He's like… kinda sad lookin… but also like "well… you know how it goes *shrug*"

By: andy5527

andy5527 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:11 +0000

*slow clap*

By: andy5527

andy5527 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:11 +0000

We have a relatively local chain (here in Texas) that's even better than either… or at least more authentic. It's called Taco Villa… it's kind of split in two, but if you feel like something even better than Bueno (or Baja Fresh, in my opinion) check out the locations.

http://www.tacovillaonline.com/locations/index.ph…
http://www.tacovilla.net/locations.html

And Rosa's Cafe costs a LITTLE bit more but is usually worth it.
http://www.rosascafe.net/locations.html

By: liam42111

liam42111 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:11 +0000

um, nice!

(avoids obvious line about a gravitational slingshot around Uranus)

By: hijinksensu5337

hijinksensu5337 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:10 +0000

"ISS this is Houston. We've come up with a solution. Uhh…. hold it."

By: hijinksensu5337

hijinksensu5337 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:10 +0000

Bueno > Bell any day.

By: Mike Brady

Mike Brady — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:10 +0000

To continue with the Bowie quote:

Here am I floating round my tin can
Far above the moon
Planet earth is blue
And theres nothing I can do.

By: deanhatescoffee

deanhatescoffee — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:10 +0000

"Cause and Effect" is a good title for that pic. Or perhaps, "You Are What You Eat."

By: deanhatescoffee

deanhatescoffee — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:10 +0000

Me gusto Baja Fresh.

By: deanhatescoffee

deanhatescoffee — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:10 +0000

I wonder if NASA et al check for IBS when selecting astronauts?

Edit: I just noticed that you can edit comments now! Sweet!

By: deanhatescoffee

deanhatescoffee — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:10 +0000

In the time of Star Trek, human evolution weeded out the need for intestines. Bodies learned how to absorb everything. Man, that would come in handy now – we could all live off of Spam and Twinkies and never have to shit again.

By: deanhatescoffee

deanhatescoffee — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:10 +0000

BTW, how'd they score space tickets for $85? Even without a toilet, that's a steal!

By: Evelyn

Evelyn — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:10 +0000

Ja no, space toilet vos inwented by Russia. Ze early prototype vos used by Lenin. Used truck battery in early days. Vos considered great honor to carry truck battery for Lenin vile he go poo in space.

By: aj5558

aj5558 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:10 +0000

Spoken like a true Texan.

By: aj5558

aj5558 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:10 +0000

Considering the sheer volume of the contents in the bag, I don't doubt that at all.

By: josh5363

josh5363 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:10 +0000

that meal was beautiful

By: josh5363

josh5363 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:10 +0000

that shit got me into martian orbit

By: Zaphod_Beeblebrox

Zaphod_Beeblebrox — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:10 +0000

Only the urinal was broken: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7436975.stm
So no turds in nets, guys.

By: harlo8514

harlo8514 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:10 +0000

Engage Number One. Number Two, full reverse!

By: eddie10331

eddie10331 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:10 +0000

Cat meme caption:
"I is gonna pewp?"

By: troy6626

troy6626 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:10 +0000

I heard they were catching the turds with nets, or something like that. A whole new meaning for the term "floater". Let's just hope no one eats some bad chicken and redecorates the walls.

By: gneekman9132

gneekman9132 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:10 +0000

RIght, while I LOVE Taco Bell, I would never dream of calling it Mexican food.
It is its own species.

By: aj5558

aj5558 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:10 +0000

Man, that's seven different shades of wrong.

By: liam42111

liam42111 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:10 +0000

even given the nature of the whole taco bell/plunger pic, Josh is still damn cute.

By: seandalf31251

seandalf31251 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:10 +0000

At first when you mentioned Apollo 13 I thought you were referring to the Constellation Urion scene. As it is, I remember one of those grunts saying that they would get some coffee going...doubtful that would be so in your hypothetical case.

Belated happy birthday, BTW!

By: hightower775529

hightower775529 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:10 +0000

Josh looks like he is sad because of what he is about to do. Or he's sad that he knows he has to be a boy scout and be prepared for the hell that will soon be unleashed.

By: Glass

Glass — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:10 +0000

Thanks dude, awesome.
And, an update:http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/05/science/space/0…
They went through three pumps…

By: Razz

Razz — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:10 +0000

So, in the pick… which end is the plunger going on? For bad Mexican food, you really need both bases covered.

By: larnsturt6109

larnsturt6109 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:10 +0000

They're dudes, they can piss in a Tang bottle.

By: hijinksensu5337

hijinksensu5337 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:10 +0000

You're only fueling the fire that is his ego.

By: hijinksensu5337

hijinksensu5337 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:10 +0000

Theres no Mexican food in that picture. Just Taco Bell.

By: liam42111

liam42111 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:10 +0000

there be enough fuel in them there Taco Bells, probably

By: Razz

Razz — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:10 +0000

You mean I can't call anything greasy and wrapped in tortillas Mexican? Also, in the war of cheap fast-food beans I choose Taco Bueno.

By: aj5558

aj5558 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:10 +0000

In case of a poop, I wonder, would you have to hang your ass out the airlock while holding on for dear life to the door frame?

And at first glance, the plunger that Josh is holding looked like a cross between Jeannie's bottle and a bong. That plus Taco Bell equals one helluva night.

By: mysterioust5403

mysterioust5403 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:10 +0000

TURDS IN SPACE!!!!

By: hijinksensu5337

hijinksensu5337 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:10 +0000

Damnit! "Floater." That would have been perfect.

By: hijinksensu5337

hijinksensu5337 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:10 +0000

[cat inside space toilet]

DONT WURRY I FIXIN IT!

By: hijinksensu5337

hijinksensu5337 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:10 +0000

Except there were no toilets on the Enterprise.

By: hijinksensu5337

hijinksensu5337 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:10 +0000

Yeah, but it doesnt go in one direction. It spreads equally in ALL directions. Thats terrifying.

By: hijinksensu5337

hijinksensu5337 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:10 +0000

Thanks for the bday wishes!

By: hijinksensu5337

hijinksensu5337 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:10 +0000

If there is a Jeanie Bottole PLuger Bong, Josh knows about it already.

By: hijinksensu5337

hijinksensu5337 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:10 +0000

At least to get clear of the atmosphere.

By: hijinksensu5337

hijinksensu5337 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:10 +0000

his taco bell battle cry is "UNLEASH HELL!"

By: hijinksensu5337

hijinksensu5337 — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:10 +0000

someone up there is TEARING UP space toilets. Ive only ever destroyed a regular earth toilet.