Comments on: A Barrage Of Clamorous Leakage

By: Steve

Steve — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 13:08:24 +0000

You could always boil the roots of a Sasafrass tree, let a bullfrog soak in it, take that mixture and filter it through a seive of green moss from the north side of a slab of granite, sprinkle an offering to each of the four winds, then drink the remainder along with two aspirin. Worked for my Granny.

By: Fren

Fren — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 11:38:16 +0000

Let us sing the praises of ibuprofen. 800mgs should help take down a bit of the swelling if you've got the mucus trapped up there. Short of that, some nice horseradish might help clear things up temporarily. If you're feeling wealthy, could always go for some Claritin or Mucinex.

By: Ceri

Ceri — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 10:44:05 +0000

Hey now, there's a use for Josh's old iPad: snot guard/racket . If he swings just right, he might be able to whack the snot armada back up your nose and INTO YOUR BRAIN!

(violent tendencies – me? Naaaaaaaa…)

By: peterlawrence528

peterlawrence528 — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 09:13:33 +0000

I sympathise, I had a stomach bug last week and I couldn't work out where all the 'matter' my body was producing was coming from, even though I hadn't eaten for 2 days.
There must be some seriously weird aliens out there.

Oh, and TMI?

Possibly, possibly.

By: TexasNinjaBuzzard

TexasNinjaBuzzard — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 08:15:13 +0000

Same advice as for Willis, man: lots of caffeine and the hottest food you can stand. It also works great for allergies. Chug a jug of coffee and you'll sneeze like a dog in a perfume shop for a while once it hits, but after that you'll be flyin' high and breathin' easy. Hot enough food will get you weepin', and that flushes the allergens out so you can see straight again.

By: hijinksensue

hijinksensue — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 08:00:27 +0000

In reply to myralora. [derp] Fixed. thanks!

By: myralora

myralora — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 07:54:03 +0000

I believe there is a word omission in the first panel. Josh should be saying: "Your head problem is making it impossible for me *to* fixate on my iPad 2," right? Thought you might want to know in a respectful, calm manner.

Love this strip and the post, and I am looking forward to the other strips this week too. 🙂

By: hijinksensue

hijinksensue — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 07:17:12 +0000

In reply to hijinksensue. Though Clamorous Leakage would be a great dragqueen name.

By: hijinksensue

hijinksensue — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 07:16:15 +0000

In reply to josh. I read that 5 times before I realized what you were talking about. Actually it was a bit of dialog deleted from the script and used for the title.

By: EnglishNerd

EnglishNerd — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 04:30:08 +0000

*vials

By: The Unknown FB

The Unknown FB — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 03:30:02 +0000

Wasn't there a joke in the Hitchhiker's Trilogy about an alien armada that misjudged the size of their fleet and wound up getting destroyed in a dog's nose?
Maybe that happened to Joel, with his nasal invaders…are you sneezing out very, very tiny debris from an invasion fleet?

By: Whiskeyboy

Whiskeyboy — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 03:03:28 +0000

Snot aliens taking over the planet? Sounds like a Syfy movie plot. Anyone have suggestions for a name for this movie?

By: @crimsong19

@crimsong19 — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 03:01:36 +0000

Ah, the good ol' cover band jokes … Paul and Storm are quite awesome for that 🙂

By: oneswellfoop

oneswellfoop — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 02:24:37 +0000

that's funny, you don't look phlegmish.

…'snot a big deal.

By: josh

josh — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 02:21:55 +0000

Is that a cloris leachman joke?