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Comments on: 30 Days of Twilight https://hijinksensue.com/comic/30-days-of-twilight/ Comics, Podcasts, Videos and Funny Stuff by Joel Watson Thu, 22 May 2014 19:32:12 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.13 By: Guest https://hijinksensue.com/comic/30-days-of-twilight/#comment-252459 Thu, 22 May 2014 19:32:12 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=734#comment-252459 Oh how true this comic became, he should sue

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By: cassie https://hijinksensue.com/comic/30-days-of-twilight/#comment-81541 Wed, 21 Nov 2012 20:32:13 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=734#comment-81541 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07s-cNFffDM

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By: Fnordstrom https://hijinksensue.com/comic/30-days-of-twilight/#comment-46899 Fri, 23 Mar 2012 22:50:52 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=734#comment-46899 RIP Buddy Holly:
Mary Sue
Mary Sue,
Pretty pretty pretty pretty Mary Sue
Oh Bella, you're a Mary Sue oo oo oo oo oooo.
You're a vapid girl and I loathe you Bella Sue.

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By: Passing Through https://hijinksensue.com/comic/30-days-of-twilight/#comment-45846 Thu, 16 Feb 2012 00:46:40 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=734#comment-45846 @Ken A zombie eats a girl's boyfriends brains and inherits his feelings for her… WTF donkey. #WarmBodies

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By: Ken https://hijinksensue.com/comic/30-days-of-twilight/#comment-45577 Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:33:39 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=734#comment-45577 One response:

Warm Bodies

Look it up on IMDB. Dear god. -_-

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By: Beatrice https://hijinksensue.com/comic/30-days-of-twilight/#comment-29867 Thu, 21 Oct 2010 15:23:39 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=734#comment-29867 In reply to Beatrice.

And let's not forget the time she sentenced a man and his family to death because he wouldn't have sex with her.

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By: Beatrice https://hijinksensue.com/comic/30-days-of-twilight/#comment-29865 Thu, 21 Oct 2010 15:23:01 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=734#comment-29865 In reply to Brian.

And other werewolves. And some werekitties. And some more vampires. And some more werewolves. And a few more vampires. And she attracts more by using her magical STD to keep them addicted to her and never stray. (No seriously, the ardeur is something that is so addictive that people have died from not having it.)

Plus you have her great outlook on women, with her saying that any weakness is a sign of being "womanly" and that in order to be tough you have to "be a man". Not to mention her accusing a rape victim of buyer's remorse because she decided to date a guy who was into rough sex. (She told him to stop, he kept going.)

Yeah, I can see where this series is so great.

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By: thiro tiknapa https://hijinksensue.com/comic/30-days-of-twilight/#comment-27768 Wed, 23 Jun 2010 19:56:13 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=734#comment-27768 The sole reason for twilight’s success-fans starving for harry potter.Guys,hp is done,finished,over,sparkled off(has twilight addled my brains???).It’s not like there aren’t any other good fantasies and of course,the granddaddy of the genre-THE The lord of the rings.Just how many books can claim to have changed the english language.

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By: The Spoony Bard https://hijinksensue.com/comic/30-days-of-twilight/#comment-24750 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:46:38 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=734#comment-24750 See here for zombie romance;

http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?…

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By: Brian https://hijinksensue.com/comic/30-days-of-twilight/#comment-21622 Wed, 04 Nov 2009 05:56:27 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=734#comment-21622 In reply to BloodyRose.

Just the thing for you: Laurel Hamilton's Anita Blake series. She's in a triangle with a vampire and a werewolf. 🙂

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By: BloodyRose https://hijinksensue.com/comic/30-days-of-twilight/#comment-19075 Sun, 21 Jun 2009 22:48:43 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=734#comment-19075 Hi, I'm new to this whole " write your opinion and bash whatever the hell you feel like bashing" scenario, but it looks fun! I didn't really like Twilight that much, in fact I thought it was pretty stupid and degrading that someone like Bella, who's so dependent and clingy, can even have a chance of finding someone like Edward; i think his equally pathetic for liking her, blood or no blood. However, I'm concerned about the Werewolves in this whole genre; they never get enough publicity and are generally the underdogs ( no pun intended.) If Twilight can screw around with Vampires and tell us they sparkle, can't we at least afford to write a book that upgrades the Werewolf status? I think they deserve a little more credit then Vampires; they're pretty cool.

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By: Catherine https://hijinksensue.com/comic/30-days-of-twilight/#comment-19070 Sun, 21 Jun 2009 11:22:27 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=734#comment-19070 Late to the party but I have to say it: have you heard of a new book series called "Generation Dead"? Goth girl falls in love with a zombie – only don't call them that. Newlydeads, living impaired, differently biotic… anything but the z-word!

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By: mak https://hijinksensue.com/comic/30-days-of-twilight/#comment-19037 Thu, 18 Jun 2009 20:38:21 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=734#comment-19037 Test. Please ignore.

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By: brutalentropy https://hijinksensue.com/comic/30-days-of-twilight/#comment-18686 Mon, 01 Jun 2009 17:35:27 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=734#comment-18686 I love the idea of a zombie… it can be filled with such great lines as "With other boys, she knew they would always be only going after one thing. Tristopher only wanted one thing, too, but it was different– he wanted her for her mind."

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By: Marlicat https://hijinksensue.com/comic/30-days-of-twilight/#comment-18388 Mon, 18 May 2009 23:21:34 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=734#comment-18388 If you haven't read Twilight, don't. It'll rot your brain.

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By: hijinksensu5337 https://hijinksensue.com/comic/30-days-of-twilight/#comment-13126 Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:36 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=734#comment-13126 In reply to Khate.

thanks. I think it ads some visual appeal above the standard color gradient.

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By: hijinksensu5337 https://hijinksensue.com/comic/30-days-of-twilight/#comment-12970 Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:36:36 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=734#comment-12970 In reply to doug.

Thanks!

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By: Stawberi https://hijinksensue.com/comic/30-days-of-twilight/#comment-7758 Sun, 01 Feb 2009 13:45:01 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=734#comment-7758 Actually, there are stories about misfit teen girls falling for zombies. It's called Generation Dead, by Daniel Waters. Features "Phoebe Kendell [who is] just your typical goth, but since the strange occurrence of living impaired [read: zombies], typical is not a common phrase. When Phoebe falls for Tommy Williams, a living impaired, her whole world is turned upside down."

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By: Cactuscat https://hijinksensue.com/comic/30-days-of-twilight/#comment-6845 Mon, 05 Jan 2009 05:14:44 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=734#comment-6845 In reply to Alex .

I think you're hitting on the point of what a lot of people who don't like the books/film take issue with. For a lot of us die-hard fantasy and sci-fi fans there are certain rules and conventions that need to be adhered to–or at least acknowledged. The rules of what makes a vampire a vampire are older than most works of fiction and you can't just fly in the face of them and still insist your books are about vampires. To wit: If it walks like a ducks, quacks like an aardvark, and looks like a mongoose, you can't call it a wedge of fine Havarti cheese…

A lot f the anti-Twilight noise would probably never happened if Meyer had called her vampires something else. "Goth-bait prettybois" comes to mind as an alternative…

Unless "Prettyboi" is a character in one of the books, in which case I apologize for my faux pas…

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By: Jasmine https://hijinksensue.com/comic/30-days-of-twilight/#comment-6632 Mon, 29 Dec 2008 04:13:55 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=734#comment-6632 You go, dude. I don't get these books either, I'm in High School by the way… I mean, people have been altering the qualities of vampires since the first concept was copied, but Twilight has went way too far… Vampires do not sparkle… They're supposed to be pale and dead and of some demonic demeanor. [Sorry for the late post, I just stumbled upon your comic, and started reading. It's awesome!]

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By: Redwire https://hijinksensue.com/comic/30-days-of-twilight/#comment-6471 Sat, 20 Dec 2008 02:25:53 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=734#comment-6471 In reply to hijinksensue.

They're not badly written from a literary perspective, especially considering that Rowling wasn't a writer beforehand. Harry Potter was just a bedtime story she told her kids. She knew nothing about writing before.
Honestly, her style became less amateurish with each book. She still needs a little work, but the books aren't nearly as bad as the Twilight series.

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By: Redwire https://hijinksensue.com/comic/30-days-of-twilight/#comment-6470 Sat, 20 Dec 2008 02:22:47 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=734#comment-6470 In reply to Mattp3137.

Actually, White Wolf lost that suit because (surprise) not only was the only part of the movie that could be seen as White Wolf's original fiction different enough to not fall under copyright infringement, but the World of Darkness is based on previously-existing fiction already.
The half-vampire/half-werewolf bit was too campy for me, especially since it MADE HIM BLUE (wtf??), but it's been done before. Even before WW did it. *shrug*

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By: Alex https://hijinksensue.com/comic/30-days-of-twilight/#comment-6468 Sat, 20 Dec 2008 01:36:00 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=734#comment-6468 OK,just to clear things up a little,I'm 12 & I am not emo. Twilight doesn't make you go emo,its just for entertainment. I mean,I was a huge Angel & Buffy fan,but it's all really just a phase.Also,the books were pretty good.And it was about time that Stephenie Meyer made up her own way of describing vamps,because I have ALWAYS read books with the same crap about killing it with a stake was the only way when Twilight is all ripping & burning vamps to pieces. There's my opinion. (The book was based on a dream she had,so get your facts straight people. 😀 )

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By: Traci https://hijinksensue.com/comic/30-days-of-twilight/#comment-5576 Tue, 18 Nov 2008 12:08:42 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=734#comment-5576 Well, gosh, WHO doesn't??? *laugh*

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