Warner Bros. (before ho’s) goes Blu-Ray exclusive. Is this the end of the blah blah blah? Blah blah. Blah. And the whole Patton Oswalt, David Cross “Alvin and the Chipmunks” thing was an inside joke that David Cross forgot because of marijuana. Now everyone can hug and kiss and make up and make out.
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Posts Tagged ‘tech’
Could you explain Programming, please? via Denise and Eli via thedailywtf.com
Six or seven years ago my friend, Wes, would call me out of the blue and say things like, “Think Secret says Apple is going to release new flat panel iMacs,” or “Think Secret says Steve Jobs just invested 200 million in Amalgamated Black Turtle Necks.” I would usually respond with, “It’s four-fucking-thirty in the [...]
Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people’s medicine for fuel
by Joel on November 29, 2007 at 4:00 amRemember back when the Simpsons was funny? If you weren’t around in 1996, then you don’t. Supposing you were, remember the episode where Smithers goes on a gay cruise and Homer takes over as Mr. Burns’ assistant, then he punches Mr. Burns and Burns decides to take care of business for himself? Remember how funny [...]
When you can see the giraffe’s eyes, it’s already too late
by Joel on November 26, 2007 at 4:00 amThey’ve been talking up this OLPC (One Laptop Per Child) for over a year now. What was originally a sub $1oo computer designed specifically for the 3rd world, is now a $200 geek project box. As a toy these things are incredibly cool. Low power consumption, Linux OS, solid state drive, and mesh networking are [...]
They don’t even have Edge data. Josh has been trying to sneak my iPhone away at every available opportunity in an attempt to navigate it’s browser over to jailbreakme.com. He’s like my mom in that he knows what’s best for me despite my own wishes. And apparently, what’s best for me is to Jailbreak my [...]
My new Apple Insider comics is up. Check it out here. That drawing of Gabe Newell looks suspiciously like this drawing of Gabe Newell…. DUHN DUHN DAAAAHHHH!!!
Thanks to a suggestions from Chris I’ve put together an “iPhantom Zone” wallpaper inspired by this comic. You can download it HERE.
Check out the comic I am doing for the super cool Apple blog, Apple Insider.
Superman II: The Quest For an Unlocked iPhone
by Joel on October 5, 2007 at 2:31 amWhat is up with the tardiness? The last several days I’ve been hard at work on the Super Secret Project(TM). Enough with the waiting, here it is: Apple Insider Comics. A.I. approached me about doing a comic series for them after reading my iPhone Rebate comic. Have a look and drop me a line with [...]










