Posts Tagged ‘scifi’

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From The Ashes, A Sheenix Rises

by Joel on March 15, 2011 at 7:02 am
Posted In: Comics
We're high priest ventriloquist asshole-satins. Uhh, vacationing asshats... ventricle Aspergers? Morlocks, Darmok, Slylock Fox. Gnarles Barkley. Duh. WINNING!

C2E2 IN CHICAGO IS THIS WEEKEND!!! I will be there with Randy [Something*Positive], Danielle [Girls With Slingshots] and David [Shortpacked & Dumbing Of Age]! Read more about it HERE. EWOK STAAAAAARRREEEEEE!!! THERE IS A NEW HE PODCAST!!! EPISODE 81 – DICK ISLAND If you preordered HE Book 2, please read the updated shipping times on [...]

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Guest Comic By Ryan Young: Lightraver

by Joel on March 1, 2011 at 2:51 am
Posted In: Comics
Artoo Deedee Deedee Tootoo - Deedee Deedee Tootoo - Deedee Deedee Tootoo - Deedee Deedee Tootoo - Oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz

AND MY AXE! MEEEEDLY MEEEEEDLY SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!! ALL NEW REDESIGNED “AND MY AXE” SHIRTS ARE IN THE STORE! NEW HE Podcast Episode 80: Medium Seabiscuit [or is it Sexbiscuit?] OMG EMERALD CITY COMICON IS THIS WEEKEND!!! It is by far my favorite show of the year. Come see me and Angela at booth 307. Here’s a [...]

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The Captain’s Prerogative

by Joel on February 28, 2011 at 4:30 am
Posted In: Comics
O Captain! My Captain! Here is your sandwich! I asked them to go easy on the dressing, but I don't think they did! They just sort of squeeze it on there as hard as they can, no matter what you say!

AND MY AXE! MEEEEDLY MEEEEEDLY SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!! ALL NEW REDESIGNED “AND MY AXE” SHIRTS ARE IN THE STORE! Last chance for Ladies Heather Grey “And My Axe” shirts! NEW HE Podcast in which we discuss the possibility of Nathan Fillion buying Firefly. OMG EMERALD CITY COMICON IS THIS WEEKEND!!! It is by far my favorite show [...]

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Assisted Mobility

by Joel on February 22, 2011 at 4:36 pm
Posted In: Comics
And if you think this trash compactor on a Segway is just for gettin' around, well it ain't. This plunger is thoroughly connected to my non-functioning, flaccid, atrophied penis... LADIES.

Sharktopus Vs. DinoVampire Vs. CyberYeti! The Science Fiction TV-Movie Title Generator Shirt!!! Here’s some reference material in case this comic is causing you to have a confusion stroke. If it isn’t then we can probably be best friends. As I delve deeper into the world of the Doctor (currently all caught up on 11, about [...]

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Maybe In A Walternate Dimension

by Joel on February 18, 2011 at 2:44 am
Posted In: Comics
Then he let's me help him weaponize the venom into atomizing canisters for the U.S. Military. After that we watch reruns of M*A*S*H while he hooks his brain up the waffle maker and has acid flashbacks.

THE GEEKIEST OF ALL BRITISH KNIGHTS ON ONE SHIRT!!! NEW HE PODCAST [episode 79] IS HERE! Hours of extra podcast (including a Post Show where I sing autotuned 80′s pop hits) are HERE for Vault Subscribers. Fringe star says fans need to campaign NOW to save the show Every amazing Walter Bishop moment from last [...]

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A Long Term Commitment

by Joel on February 13, 2011 at 10:33 pm
Posted In: Comics, Lo-FiJINKS
Hi... Yeah, I want to switch providers to a different religion. Yeah I know I still have like 999 million, 999 thousand, 990 years left on my contract, but the Unitarian church by my kids' school has a rate plan that fits better with my... not being a spaceman.

Team Edward [James Olmos] Shirts at Topatoco! NEW HE PODCAST [episode 78] IS HERE! Hours of extra podcast are HERE for Vault Subscribers. In case you weren’t nervous about the future of humanity as a whole, please know there are people [REAL ACTUAL PEOPLE] who have signed Billion Year Contracts with a science fiction religion. [...]

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Tumbling Out Of The Rabbit’s Hole

by Joel on January 28, 2011 at 7:56 pm
Posted In: Comics, Lo-FiJINKS
'Chain Reaction?' 'Little Buddha?' 'Even Cowgirls Get The Blues?' These are classic... uh, ACTUAL films we are talking about here. And let's not, LET'S NOT forget 'Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventures' the animated series.

WE FREAKING DID IT! All 150 Ultimate Fancy Editions of Book 2 have been sold. The presale is officially a success. Everyone that preordered a UFE or any other flavor of the book have my utmost gratitude. The order has been placed with the printer and the files will be turned in to them on [...]

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The B-S-G-B-I-B-L-E

by Joel on January 26, 2011 at 6:02 pm
Posted In: Comics
Yes, that's the book for me!

ONLY 20 UFE’s LEFT AND ONLY 4 days left to get them: There are 20 Ultimate Fancy Editions of the book left and the files must be fully proofed and turned into the printer by Sunday 1/30/2011. Once those last UFE’s are sold I will have covered 100% of the printing costs + all other [...]

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Paralleloquels

by Joel on January 18, 2011 at 9:21 am
Posted In: Comics
JOEL: I am talking more about genetic diversity. Like why you shouldn't try to get your cousin pregnant. -- JOSH: Steven? He's got a wife and kids. Plus I don't think he's even gay. Now are we going to rock this kid's birthday part or what?!

There is a new HE Podcast. Download episode 77! You can still order Ultimate Fancy Editions of HE Book 2 AND get your name in the book until I tell you otherwise. Could be a few more days, or longer. Not Sure Yet. Feel free to use the new term I’ve invented, “paralleloquels,” to describe [...]

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Failed Enterprises

by Joel on January 11, 2011 at 7:31 am
Posted In: Comics
What does Padma Lakshmi need with a spaceship!?

HEY LOOK AT THIS: This is your LAST WEEK to order an Ultimate Fancy Edition of Book 2 AND get your name in the book. Files go to the printer on January 15th. After that you will still be able to order a UFE but you will NOT be listed in the book on the [...]

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