Friday night saw my first front page Digg for a comic (the previous one was for the Guitar Hero III video). Special thanks to EvanStapler for submitting the story, and to everyone that Dugg it. As can be expected the traffic crashed my server and asploded my site. I was on the phone for 3 [...]
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Posts Tagged ‘movies’
STAR TREK XI teaser trailer is blurry and uninformative
by Joel on January 18, 2008 at 1:55 pmNot to mention underwhelming. “In space, no one can hear you weld!” UPDATE: Here’s the legitimate trailer.
!!!DIGGDIGGDIGG!!! Click and Digg to help spread the message… of… whatever I’m doing here. There’s a message? Apparently Josh liked the movie: ———————————— Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2008 01:52:19 -0600 [12:52:19 AM MST] From: Josh To: Joel Watson Subject: OMG OMG OMG MAXIMUM LIBERTY FACE RAPE SERIOUSLY IT WAS AWESOME HOLY FUCK BEANS –josh
The Cloverfield Monster is Sexually Agressive
by Joel on January 17, 2008 at 12:58 am!!!SPOILER ALERT!!! Wait, that generally goes before the spoilers in question, doesn’t it? Oh well. I’ve ruined the most hyped movie ever for each of you. At least when you get to the theater you can watch all the unlucky numbskulls that have no idea what’s going to happen and gloat. Then, right about minute [...]
The match can be explained, but why did he have a gallon of gasoline behind the podium? With Warner Bros. planting their flag firmly twixt Sony’s Blu-Ray buttocks, only Paramount and Universal remain married to HD DVD. I was pulling for the maroon boxes (though I refuse to commit to one or the other) because [...]
I was looking for something funny to listen to while I draw the comic and came across Doug Benson Love’s Movies. It’s a comedy Podcast where Doug Benson (from VH1′s Best Week Ever) and another comedian talk about the movies that are coming out that week and destroy them. Looks like they stopped producing the [...]
Punned! (not to be confused with Pwned) It’s 2:30am. Cheap puns are all I have to offer. All the trailers for “Iron Man” make it look like the type of thing I would want to see. At first I thought Robert Downey Jr. (RDJ if you’re nasty) was a bit of bizarro casting, but that’s [...]
You can’t buy a cottage with hipster indie cred
by Joel on January 2, 2008 at 10:45 amDavid Cross is fucking awesome. Kudos to him for not taking shit about being in “Alvin and the Chipmunks.” (Most) actors are real people and need to work to pay the bills. Sometimes that means showing up for 2 weeks of shooting a crappy movie so you can buy a house. All you know about [...]
Since the movie is actually titled “Alien vs. Predator: Requiem” I really wanted to do a “Requiem for a Dream” comic, but I already blew my wad on that reference (or was it my “stash”). Eli actually saw this movie. I did not. There’s something about purposefully submitting to suffering that doesn’t appeal to me. [...]
Gob Bluth is the voice of K.I.T.T.? I don’t know if thats the coolest thing I’ve ever heard or some kind of cruel trick…(sorry) illusion. If you’ve never met the real Eli and you would like to get to know him better, just watch this. “Machine Girl” is basically a love letter to Eli’s brain [...]










